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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[Johnfalcon99977]

"Heh, I think I can ta-Gah!"
Mikheal then immediately ducks over to cover one of the wounds he acquired.
"I-I swear, I'm fine!"

But Mikheal knows for a fact hes not that good a Liar.

[freeformschooler]

If you reply fast then MAYBE I can make a hilarious vending machine flash ala Gamzee's Shop in an hour or two.

EDIT: Whoops, meant to put that in OOC. Sorry.

[TherosPherae]

>YOU THERE. GIRL. GO THROUGH THE PORTAL.

Also, John, are you going to post the Pesterchum transcript of Danielle's conversation with the angelic fellow, or should I?

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Is that a vending machine? I could really go for some soda right now."

>Mimi: Examine the vending machine.

THE MYSTERIES OF THE VENDING MACHINE.

The vending machine is unplugged. Curious as to what is inside, you hook it up to a portable battery you had in your sylladex, which may or may not be leaking radiation. Who can say?

The vending machine seems to have a little bit of everything. It has 8 rows, with four columns.

1st Row: Snacks (chips)
Bugles (280 Boondollars), Lays (280 Boondollars), Tiger Chips (300 Boondollars), Fruit Chips (6000 Boondollars)
2nd Row: Snacks (cookies)
Generic Chocolate chips (300 Boondollars), Fruit Newtons (6000 Boondollars), Thin Mints (350 Boondollars), Sopor Slime Cookies (420 Boondollars)
3rd Row: Gum
CRACKLING CHILI CATACLYSM CHEW (250 Boondollars), LoSaS Mint (250 Boondollars), Frog Flavored Chewing Gum (1 Boondollar), Faygum (420 Boondollars)
4th Row: Beverages (Soda)
Mystery Faygo! (840 Boondollars), Rock and Rye Faygo (840 Boondollars), Cola Faygo (840 Boondollars), Red Faygo (840 Boondollars)
5th Row: Beverages (Various)
Tab (800 Boondollars), Root Beer Faygo (840 Boondollars), Bottled Water (750 Boondollars), LoPaV Tea (800 Boondollars)
6th Row: Frozens
Fudge bar (1000 Boondollars), Fruity Frogsicle (1000 Boondollars), Ice (100 Boondollars), Popsicles (800 Boondollars)
7th Row: Souvenirs
Model Factory (2500 Boondollars), Typheus Scale Model (4500 Boondollars), Fruit (6000 Boondollars), Model Tree (2000 Boondollars)
8th Row: Crap
8 ball (8888 Boondollars), Cue Ball (Out Of Stock), Fraymotif Checklist (500 Boondollars), Medium Atlas, (6 billion Boondollars)

[Johnfalcon99977]

Also, John, are you going to post the Pesterchum transcript of Danielle's conversation with the angelic fellow, or should I?

Are you kidding? I was waiting all day for you do that

[freeformschooler]

>(S): Mimi: Vend.

(You still can only advance text via space bar, sorry guys. Also I'm fighting with my host right now so you have to look at MegaSWF's annoying ads )

[TherosPherae]

Shit: Happen.
What, again? You just happened like 30 minutes ago. You think it's about time Crap takes a turn.

Crap: Happen.
You are totally down with that. You get down to happenin' right this second.

Be TE.
You are now TE. You're pretty sure you're dead, but something feels wrong. Sort of like the feeling you got when you broke that cruxite weapon over that poor Imp's head. Like you broke some sort of higher law, and now nature is going to sling you into a shitty afterlife for it. Or maybe something worse, you can't tell, it all jsut hurts ithurts it HURTSithURts let us out lettusssFREEEE

Zarean: Something bad is about to happen.
Yeah, your Seer senses are going absolutely batshit crazy over here. As you near the shiny object, you very quickly realize that it's just a shiny pearl, not a gate. Shit. Well, maybe you can... Is that the Mind symbol up in Skaia? What's that doing ther-... what the hell? You weren't expecting him to ascend this soon, especially since you just saw him in the Land of... that's not the Knight, is it. Shit. Again.

Everyone: See the thing in Skaia. Have absolutely no idea what's going on.

You are now TB. You only barely have any idea of what's going on, but you aren't really surprised. You've seen enough ascensions that they're never a surprise. Although the double Mind symbol is a bit worrisome. You continue into the factory after you're sure Mimi and Emily didn't set off any lethal traps anyways.

You are now Danielle, and you have no idea what that glowing thing is, but it's probably going to suck. Goddamn Sburb.

You are now the Narrator, and you're not going to speak for everyone else's characters since that's a thing they're supposed to do on their own. Plus you're a bit lazy and don't want the wall of text to be too ginormous.

Phlegm: SPLIT ASCENSION
You are TE again, just for reference.
Your psyche splits in two as you ascend. Your sane half goes back to your original session, to your dreamself on Prospit. Your dreamglobe explodes, and you find yourself floating above the planet where you once dreamed as an eclipse nears, and your friends are about to fight the Black King. Well, you suppose it's never too late to rejoin the party, although you are slightly concerned that the Mind symbol on your chest is hollowed out compared to the one you've seen before, almost as though you're missing a vital piece. You jump down into the fray anyways, ready to help the team you lost so long ago.

The other half of you, the part you were supposed to tame and control as the Page, the part was created after you created your own session, the part that's generally deranged, the part containing a Title of its own, surpressed due to its nature and the fact that it's murderous in every sense of the word... That half goes to your other dreamself, salvaged from the remains of Derse in your second, broken session. That dreamself which is, currently, hidden under the floorboards of a certain Wandering Villager. You reach god-tier again, something goes truly and horribly wrong, and a beast is awoken.

A village is slaughtered; a Wandering Villager turned to a Weeping Vagrant, crying for those he knew, those he wished to help, as they were slaughtered by something he brought upon them.

The Prince of Mind is awake and has received an immortal body of his own, no longer sharing with the Page. And boy, is he pissed.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You get major props if you totally saw this coming (except Blade because I cleared it with him first). I really wanted to illustrate it, but my skills were not up to par no matter how much I tried. So I think I'll let someone else do that if they want.

And I'll do the chatlog from the angel later so that I don't pull a WALL OF TEXT x2 COMBO.

[Riccto]

"g00sh darn it and dang flabbit. I guess I c00uld try t00 stabilize y00u. 00r tank th00se guys. wait..wheres babesprite?"

>Babesprite:Be having a great time at the beach teaching turtles baseball

[freeformschooler]

Wait... so this is really bad, but it doesn't really affect us because both halves of TE were sent outside our current session?

>Mimi: Feel it again.

Mimi snaps out of her shopper's ennui. "Uh oh. That feeling I had earlier. It's back, and it's stronger."

[TherosPherae]

Wait... so this is really bad, but it doesn't really affect us because both halves of TE were sent outside our current session?

The sane half is in another session. The batshit crazy murderous half is on the Battlefield of 'our' session, and will probably leave that soon to one of the Lands to find greener pastures for mass murder. So yeah it's probably pretty bad.

TB: "Yeah, someone just ascended. Probably TE and GK from the looks of it. Fortunately, we kept TE's dreamself around, so he's either on your planet at some point in time, or he's still in the session somewhere. So it's probably not too big of a deal."

And, as promised, angel-log:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-- benevolentAnimalist [BA] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 12:05 --
BA: Um.
BA: Hello?
RL: Who in the shit are you?
BA: Uh, that depends.
RL: On.....?
BA: Do you want my formal name or my informal name?
RL: Whichever.
BA: Ok then,
BA: Offically, I'm Alexander II Anovlaevich Nikoroma
RL: sheeeeeesh that is a mouthful
BA: Well, yes.
BA: But you can call me Peter.
RL: Okay then.
BA: Anyway
BA: Me and my friends have recently discovered you,
RL: Oh.
BA: So I thought I would talk to you guys a bit.
RL: Welcome to the shitfest, then.
BA: Um, ok then!
RL: You aren't the first.
BA: What do you mean?
RL: There's pretty much been an avalanche of interfering assholes pouring into this sburb session
BA: Well.
RL: Including the giant idiot in black armor who won't leave me the hell alone
BA: I assure you I am no "arsehole"
RL: Well, you don't seem to be thus far
BA: Really?
BA: Uh, that great!
RL: Yeah.
RL: It's actually a shocking twist, really.
BA: Actually, where are my manners.
BA: I forgot to ask your name!
RL: Oh.
RL: 's Danielle.
RL: Nice to meet ya.
BA: Hello, Danielle.
BA: I guess thats your Informal name?
RL: Sort of?
RL: That's my first name, my last one is Carrows.
RL: And those are the only names I have.
BA: Really?
RL: Well, unless you count the sburb title bullcrap.
BA: I really mean no offense at all, but thats a little strange
BA: Where do you hail from?
RL: Uhhh... I really have no idea.
RL: Earth, I guess.
BA: "Earth"?
BA: Never heard of that place before.
RL: Yeah. Big planet, lots of green and blue, last I checked it was pretty much toasted by meteors
BA: An entire planet?
BA: Are you like, aliens?
RL: Aaaaand here we go again.
RL: To you, yeah we're probably aliens.
RL: Like I said, welcome to the shitfest
RL: There's all sorts of aliens all up in this session
BA: Thats, uh, really cool!
BA: I never met an alien before!
RL: Well now you have, I guess.
BA: And to think about it
RL: So are you guys planning on riding in on burning pieces of rock?
BA: I never thought I would ever met one
RL: Because that seems to be the customary thing right now
BA: ...
BA: Kind of, I guess
BA: ((You always cut me off, by the way ))
RL: (())
RL: Kind of?
BA: Well, bu kind of, I mean yes.
BA: We are totally on a burning asteroid.
RL: Great. Becuase this session definitely needs a bunch more people.
RL: Next thing you know, the U.S. Congress is going to fly in on a goddamn chunk of the Lincoln Memorial and start screwing shit up more.
BA: Whats a Congress?
RL: Part of the government of what was a powerful country on Earth
BA: But what was it?
RL: Far as I remember, buncha asshats who had no idea what they were doing.
RL: Of course, they're all meteored by now.
RL: Probably.
BA: That sounds like a terrible form of Government for such a powerful Kingdom!
RL: It wasn't a kindgom, it was a demo-somethingorother.
RL: Doesn't matter much now.
BA: What do you mean it wasn't a Monarchy?
RL: It wasn't.
RL: But like I said, not important now.
BA: You lived in anarchy?
RL: More importantly, how much longer am I going to have before the next shipment of fiery deathrock is going to show up?
RL: I didn't live there, as far as I know
RL: Then again, maybe I did. It's sort of difficult when you're underground most of your life.
BA: So your species lives underground?
BA: That sounds facinating!
RL: Not most of us.
BA: Where were the spires and stuff?
RL: I did, mostly because of... I think bullshit is the only descriptor I have for it
RL: Spires?
BA: You know
BA: The gaint pilars of Rock that come out of the ground.
BA: You have those right?
RL: Not that I remember.
BA: Whoa.
RL: Closest thing we had to that was like mountains or something
BA: Did most of the people live there?
RL: Most of the people lived pretty much wherever the hell they wanted
RL: Deserts, plains, mountains, didn't really matter
BA: On the surface?!
BA: How did they survive?
RL: By... eating food, drinking water, and breaking oxygen?
RL: Excuse me, breathing oxygen.
RL: Breaking oxygen just sounds absurd.
BA: How did you deal with the gaint monsters?
RL: Well, we didn't have monsters for the most part
RL: But if there was something attacking people, it usually got shot pretty fast
BA: Whoa
BA: They died that easily?
RL: From what I remember of the little free time I had on the surface
RL: Uh, yeah?
BA: You really are Aliens!
RL: No shit, Sherlock.
BA: You are so strange!
BA: I don't mean to offend you of course!
BA: I am sincerly sorry if I did
RL: Honestly, you can't offend me more than all the other idiots that have coming raining out of the sky on flaming bits of stone
RL: Okay maybe you could.
RL: But it'd be difficult.
BA: Uh, Thank you I guess?
RL: Speaking of idiots raining from the sky, I raelly need to hurry up and get back to my planet to make sur eit sin't on fire again.
BA: That sounds like a horrible planet
RL: It really isn't
RL: It's mostly rainforst
RL: But trees tend to be flammable when lit on fire
BA: Actually, it wasn't too different on my side
RL: Oh, you guys played sburb too?
BA: Things made of wood are indeed flammable
BA: Yes
BA: We almost won too.
BA: *Almost*
RL: That's not really a surprise, given that it's the typical entryway into this clustershit of a spacetime vbortex or wherever the hell all of this is.
BA: Its weird
BA: You see
BA: the reason we found you is because one of our members managed to find some clips of you
RL: Wat.
RL: Like what clips
BA: A few of those clips have made some of our members think your the reason we lost.
BA: But I think thats obsurd
RL: What were the clips of?
RL: Who was in them?
BA: You playing your session, mostly.
RL: Me?
BA: Its how we found out you chat handles
BA: Well
RL: Or my group?
BA: Not just you
RL: And where exactly did you find these?
BA: I don't know
BA: The person who found them, our Seer, hasn't elaborated as of yet
BA: And he doesn't seem like he wants to either.
RL: Oh, a Seer.
RL: So it was probably Sburb bullshit.
BA: Yes, it may have been related to the game
BA: The thing about the clips is that a lot of them are corrupted
BA: so we don't exactly know whats going on in them.
RL: That's not a surprise, really.
BA: I think one of your members mets one of ours in one clip
BA: but then again
BA: its too corrupted to make out faces
RL: Well, can I get a general clothing color?
RL: Actually, that wouldn't help
BA: Grayish, with some Black and Purple.
RL: Given that we can make all sorts of loopy clothes and shit in this game
BA: I am still not sure though.
BA: I don't know
RL: Me neither.
BA: I kind of like my God-Tier clothes.
RL: Oh, so you got that too.
BA: Their warm
BA: And its cold out here
RL: And I'm not implying I've gotten it, since I don't think I'm that good at sburb shit yet
BA: So you haven't.
RL: Nope.
BA: I won't spoil it, but I'm pretty sure you could get it.
RL: Heck, I don't even know what the hell an Heir of Blood is supposed to do.
RL: Inherit blood? How the shit does that work?
BA: Your a Heir as well?
RL: So I've been told
BA: Heh, I got Heir of Doom.
RL: That sounds like fun.
BA: Don't ask me how it works,
BA: Sounds dreadful, if you ask me
BA: Doom is such an awful thing!
RL: We actually haven't run into anyone of Doom yet if I remember right
BA: And if were going by your Logic
BA: then I am going to inherit doom
BA: That doesn't sound fun at all!
RL: Not really.
RL: Well, I need to get going
RL: Try to ditch this black-armored asshat on my tail
BA: Good, because I can't really find anything else to talk of right now
RL: Make sure my planet isn't on fire
RL: Y'know, important stuff like that
BA: You seem like a nice guy.
RL: I'm female.
BA: Oh, sorry!
RL: Anyways, adieu.
-- ragingLunatic [RL] ceased pestering benevolentAnimalist [BA] at 12:44 --

[Blade Master Model 42]

>(S): Mimi: Vend.

(You still can only advance text via space bar, sorry guys. Also I'm fighting with my host right now so you have to look at MegaSWF's annoying ads )

It's Beautiful...

>Babesprite:Be having a great time at the beach teaching turtles baseball

"Okay, maybe we should adapt the rules a touch. I don't know about all of yous, but I don't enjoy waiting a quarter of an hour watching one of yous running the bases, eh?"

But yeah, he's having a good time.

>Alex: Be confused about what just went down.

It was more up than down, but we aren't here to argue semantics. Far more importantly, you don't recognize the tell-tale signs of someone reaching the God-tiers.

"ANYONE RECOGNIZE WHAT THAT WAS?"

[Riccto]

>Troy: Be confused at the occurance. Attempt to further treat Mikeals wounds

>LH: Be enraged at the occurance. Action will be taken

>Babesprite: Crack down on corruption in the sport of Turtle Baseball. THERE WILL BE RULES DAMMIT.

[Johnfalcon99977]

The occurance completely flies by Mikheal's head, due to the fact that he is both in Pain and Indoors.

[SirAaronIII]

> Claire: Boggle vacantly at these Mindy shenanigans.
"no, i got nothing."

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Curious happenings (click to show/hide)

[06:26] -- lightningHunter [LH] began pestering kineticMoonlight [KM] at 18:26 --
[06:26] KM: Hello again.
[06:26] LH: Curious happenings abound.
[06:26] KM: No doubt you know what they're about.
[06:27] LH: Yes, and they make me somewhat mad and perplexed.
[06:27] KM: Why?
[06:29] LH: An outside player entered your session, somehow trigged a quest bed in this session so now he has achieved the God Tier here, Which makes me mad because well it mucks up your session a little bit more but also. I had no clue that could happen.
[06:29] KM: Why does it muck up the session? Does it prevent one of us from reaching God Tier?
[06:31] LH: Not sure of that. But what I meant by mucking up is that he seems intent on causing a lot of trouble.
[06:31] KM: Wait. Don't tell me.
[06:31] KM: It was CA, wasn't it?
[06:31] LH: Suprisingly...No. The more alien one. I think you called him TE.
[06:32] LH: Very violent.
[06:32] KM: What? He was the nicest of all of them. At least after he got over his "I'll kill you all" spree.
[06:33] LH: He's done plenty of killing. I may or may not have to tussle with him. Need to observe him a bit longer. See his intent.
[06:34] LH: But I really dont want to. I wanted this session to have the minimum amount of muck'ed-ness.
[06:35] KM: Hmm. If TB is to be trusted, I think you should stay away from him.
[06:35] KM: Wait until we can all meet up. It shouldn't be long.
[06:37] LH: I have no idea the warpath his on. And I want to nip this problem in the bud when I can, If I cant. Then I can live to Be a Benefactor another day.
[06:38] KM: If you say so. Be careful, then. Warn me if you see him heading to one of our planets, alright?
[06:39] LH: That is the plan. You know it is most curious how all these wayward outsiders came drifting towards your session.
[06:39] KM: I've been saying that for ages. The intruder pile doesn't stop from getting taller.
[06:40] LH: Has there been any others?
[06:41] KM: Yes.
[06:41] LH: Dammit.
[06:42] KM: There's you, RA, TB, CA, TE... but aside from that, there appears to be a completely different group trying to figure out how they can get here right this minute.
[06:43] LH: I know those four, and BT, but another group? That is just unexplicable.
[06:43] KM: Oh yeah. I forgot about BT. Anyway, the other group seems to be made up of winged people, sort of like a bad fanfiction.
[06:44] LH: Incredibly strange. Anything else about them?
[06:45] KM: One of them is convinced I will one day succumb to his charms.
[06:48] LH: Thats strange. You should find an adult.
[06:50] KM: Nah, I think I'm good. Anyway, I must go. I just bought over a hundred thousand boondollars in snacks and need to captchalogue all of them.
[06:51] LH: Have fun with your wrapped feast.
[06:51] -- kineticMoonlight [KM] ceased pestering lightningHunter [LH] at 18:51 --

>Mimi: Captchalogue over a hundred thousand boondollars' worth of wrapped feast.