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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[The Fool]

>Glance up from my laptop and notice a clock.

I'll laugh if there is only a few minutes left.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Glance up from my laptop and notice a clock.

I'll laugh if there is only a few minutes left.

There are exactly 4 minutes and 13 seconds.

12.

11...

[4, 5 + 5] = 14

Both imps move before you, and attack accordingly.

Imp 2 steps south and tries a complicated card trick. It fumbles the deck however, and the cards sort of go everywhere. You aren't entirely sure what he meant to accomplish.

Imp 1 comes north to attack you, but can't hit your armor class, and you dodge out of the way. Your move.

RL: Hit Imp 3.

17+9-1=25.

Snakesprite moves first, launching a sprite blast and scoring a BRUTAL AFFRONT against imp 1, and also Imp 3! What are the odds on that one? It also hit Imp 2, so a hugely lucky attack all around. Imps 1 and 3 take 9 damage, and 2 takes 5.

Imp 3 attacks Danielle, hitting her for 5 hit points.

Imp 2 attacks Snake sprite, and misses.

Danielle kills Imp 3. Nice work!

Imp 1 attacks snake sprite, but does not hit.

[The Fool]

Spoiler: Timer!? (click to show/hide)

-- crazyRonin [CR] began pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 22:49 --
CR: GaH!
PA: what?
CR: WHatS The cLoCK ON thE cRux FOr?
CR: iT's KiND of NeAr THe End.
PA: 00h thats a timer.
CR:
PA: i w00uld imagine s00mething bad happens when it runs 00ut
PA: s00 did y00u get y00ur entry 00bject thing fr00m the alchemeter?
CR: nO. i GRabbeD mY LApToP To HElp.
CR: i HavEn'T SEen IT yET.
PA: 00kay s00 y00ur y00u need t00 interact with whatever y00ur entry 00bject is t00 end the timer. its different f00r each pers00n
CR: ItS...
CR: a GuiTAr...
PA: play it? smash it?
CR: i PlAy A viOliN...
CR: I CAn SmASh it I SuPpOse.
PA: i d00nt kn00w. s00me things must carry 00ver.
PA: attempt playing it first w00uld be my guess. i had a baseball and i needed t00 make a h00merun
CR: I'lL ImpRoVIse.
CR: ThANkS.
-- crazyRonin [CR] ceased pestering pr00bingAudit00r [PA] at 22:53 --

>Frantically play the guitar like a violin (badly). Smash it if there is no time.

EDIT: I'm listening to this while typing. Epic.

[TherosPherae]

RL: Hit Imp 2.

10+9-1=18.

[SirAaronIII]

SS: Go north 2 steps, then attack Imp 2. Then Scorpion's Strike as a minor action, ending the turn.
Regular attack: [7,5 + 9] = 21
Scorpion's Strike: [4,2 +9] = 15

Those are both 1d6 for damage, since they're odd. Basic Aggrievement is +6 damage, Scorpion's Strike doesn't have any modifiers.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Frantically play the guitar like a violin (badly). Smash it if there is no time.

Wow, that sure is making an ugly sound.

Nothing seems to be happening, so you try smacking it against the ground as the timer winds down. It just sort of bounces off.

Wait, why did it get dark all of a sudden?

RL: Hit Imp 2.

10+9-1=18.

Snakesprite attacks both remaining imps with a spriteblast, scoring a brutal affront on Imp 2. Dice are hot tonight, I guess.
Imp 1 takes 7 damage, Imp 2 takes 15.

Imp 2 attacks snakesprite, dealing 8 damage.

Danielle attacks Imp 2, and it activates its 'Take the Hit' power, taking no damage as a result.

Imp 1 attacks snakesprite, hitting for another 8 damage.

No one changed battle positions.

SS: Go north 2 steps, then attack Imp 2. Then Scorpion's Strike as a minor action, ending the turn.
Regular attack: [7,5 + 9] = 21
Scorpion's Strike: [4,2 +9] = 15

Those are both 1d6 for damage, since they're odd. Basic Aggrievement is +6 damage, Scorpion's Strike doesn't have any modifiers.

If you take two steps north, Imp 1 will get a free oppurtunity attack. Is that what you want to do?

[SirAaronIII]

Yes, I am very sure.

[The Fool]

"Wait. What!? Really?" CR stared at the guitar that just bounced off the ground. "I don't have time for this and this guitar is heavy. It's not even a violin!"

>Swing the guitar at the training dummies (try and take off a head), floors, walls... basically anything that isn't too important. Try and smash it good.

If he would have had a lighter I would have impersonated Jimi Hendrix while I was at it.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Yes, I am very sure.

Okay. You hop two spaces north and Imp 1 takes a swing at you, dealing 8 damage. You attack Imp 2, and hit once, dealing 11 damage.

Imp 2 forgoes more card tricks in favor of trying to hit you. It misses, thankfully.

Imp 1 follows you, and attacks again. It does not manage to connect a second time, however.

Oops, forgot the map.

"Wait. What!? Really?" CR stared at the guitar that just bounced off the ground. "I don't have time for this and this guitar is heavy. It's not even a violin!"

>Swing the guitar at the training dummies (try and take off a head), floors, walls... basically anything that isn't too important. Try and smash it good.

If he would have had a lighter I would have impersonated Jimi Hendrix while I was at it.

Try as you might, you just can't break this thing. You think it might be getting darker still too.

Roughly three minutes, thirty seconds on the clock.

[SirAaronIII]

SS: Keep attacking Imp 2. Standard attack and Scorpion's Strike.
Regular: [10,4 + 9] = 23
Scorpion's Strike: [1,10 + 9] = 20

Also I'm going to be going to sleep and won't be back for another 12+ hours so you should probably continue the others' stuff without me.

[Blade Master Model 42]

SS: Keep attacking Imp 2. Standard attack and Scorpion's Strike.
Regular: [10,4 + 9] = 23
Scorpion's Strike: [1,10 + 9] = 20

You strike fast and hard, dealing 15 damage to Imp 2 in total.

Imp 2 attacks you in return, dealing 8 damage.

Imp 1 tries to perform a card trick, but ends up spraying still more cards all over your hallway. What a mess.

[The Fool]

>Grab laptop and guitar, run outside.

It nothing inside will break it, then I'll take it to the mountain. I'll have a broken guitar on the rocks.

[TherosPherae]

RL: FINISH HIM!

18+9-1=26.

[SirAaronIII]

Standard attack and Scorpion's Strike on Imp 2, make it happen.
[7,2 + 9] = 18
[5,7 + 9] = 21

[Blade Master Model 42]

I'll have a broken guitar on the rocks.

That sounds delicious.

Anyway, you make your way outside, and realize why it is that it has gotten so friggin' dark. An enormous meteor is coming down from the sky, and the target would appear to be you. Well... That is upsetting, isn't it?

RL: FINISH HIM!

18+9-1=26.

Snakesprite throws off another sprite blast, hitting Imp 1 for 4 damage.

Imp 2 attacks snakesprite, dealing 6 damage.

You attack Imp 2, hitting him for 17 damage, slaying it.

Imp 1 attacks snakesprite, hitting it for 9 dmage and banishing it from the rest of the encounter.

Standard attack and Scorpion's Strike on Imp 2, make it happen.
[7,2 + 9] = 18
[5,7 + 9] = 21

Hit Imp 2 for 9 damage with your first attack, slaying it, and redirect your second attack to Imp 1, who takes 4 damage.

Imp 1 responds by slashing at you with its claws. You take 9 damage.