Nick picks you up and tosses you into the back seat of the Batmobile, then jumps in himself! Batman hops into the driver's seat and peels out of the battlefield! The flying velociraptors can't keep up.
"AAAGGHHH my ribs!!"
"Here, take some Bat Pills."
Batman opens a flap on his utility belt and produces two black pills! He tosses them back to you and you take them both. Immediately, the pain fades away.
"Wow, thanks. So... are you Adam West?"
"I'm... Batman. What do you mean?"
"Adam West? You don't know who Adam West is?"
"Things changed a bit after you left the order, Bruce. Melvin, I think it's about time you referred to the
Pantheodex. It's the secondary function of your Mark. Just concentrate on it and it should come up."
"Alright, I'll try."
You concentrate as hard as you can on the Dorfy Mark on your arm. Suddenly, words begin to form in your mind's eye!
Welcome to Pantheodex. Please select an entry...
-> The Pantheon of Badassery
Supreme Ambadassador
The Mark
Actionis Memoria
The Nemesis
NAME:
Melvin T.RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio |
KatanaVEHICLE: None
WOUNDS:
Pain Nullified | 1st degree burns (mouth/left leg) | Bruising (back) | Heavy bleeding (neck/arm) | Broken Leg x2 | Broken Right Arm | Fractured Left Arm | Broken Rib x4
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Level 2 Badass
NAME:
Nicolas CageRANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Heavy Bleeding (arm) | Missing Right Arm
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Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered:
I: Assertiveness |
II: Instant Firearm Expert |
III: Car-Fu
Author
Topic: I Just Want to be Badass (Read 24118 times)