You land on one of those canvas things above fancy restaurants that people in movies always seem to land on!
Oh wait, that was a car. The impact breaks most of your unbroken bones.
Nicolas, meanwhile, manages to land gracefully on a
pile of feathers and mattress foam, sustaining no injury. Aside from his blood-spewing arm, of course. Dragging himself over to you, he pulls you out of the twisted wreckage of the car roof.
"Melvin! Hang on, you can't die now! You were chosen for a reason, Melvin. You're the only one who can- DAMMIT MELVIN, LOOK AT ME! We're all fucked if you die! MELVIN!"
The world fades away......
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"Kid? Damn, looks like you're in tough shape. But the Chosen One has never failed in his mission before, simply because he mustn't. I know you can do it. Just hang in there, Melvin..."
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As Nicolas cradles your body in his arms, a massive force of winged velociraptors descends upon the two of you. A caped figure wearing a horned helmet steps off of his velociraptor and takes off his helmet.
"Long time no see, Nicolas."
"Rob... you traitor!! I should have known it would be you."
"Give me the kid, Nick. You've got nowhere left to run."
NAME:
Melvin T.RANK: 18 (Christopher Walken)
INVENTORY: Mom's Car Keys | Police Radio |
KatanaVEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: 1st degree burns (mouth/left leg) | Bruising (back) | Heavy bleeding (neck/arm) | Broken Leg x2 | Broken Right Arm | Fractured Left Arm | Broken Rib x4
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Level 2 Badass
NAME:
Nicolas CageRANK: 17 (Jason Statham)
INVENTORY: Sub-Machine Gun | Sub-Machine Gun Magazine (x1)
VEHICLE: None
WOUNDS: Heavy Bleeding (arm) | Missing Right Arm
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Level 3 Badass
Abilities Discovered:
I: Assertiveness |
II: Instant Firearm Expert |
III: Car-Fu