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Author Topic: I Just Want to be Badass  (Read 24125 times)

Zako

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #195 on: September 16, 2011, 10:09:52 pm »
Powder, who the hell are you shooting at?

Yeah, the neck scarf is the best idea right now. That and maybe 1 more painkiller if you are in too much pain.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #196 on: September 16, 2011, 10:12:57 pm »
>Punch blood in plasma to prevent bloodloss.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #197 on: September 16, 2011, 10:54:31 pm »
Quote from: Zako on September 16, 2011, 10:09:52 pm
That and maybe 1 more painkiller if you are in too much pain.
No. It'll make us look like pussies in front of Nick. No pain, no gain, brother.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #198 on: September 16, 2011, 10:59:04 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 16, 2011, 10:12:57 pm
>Punch blood in plasma to prevent bloodloss.

I support this on principal.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #199 on: September 17, 2011, 03:01:39 am »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 16, 2011, 10:59:04 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 16, 2011, 10:12:57 pm
>Punch blood in plasma to prevent bloodloss.

I support this on principal.

It is the only logical answer. 
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #200 on: September 17, 2011, 06:46:50 am »
Quote from: NRDL on September 17, 2011, 03:01:39 am
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 16, 2011, 10:59:04 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 16, 2011, 10:12:57 pm
>Punch blood in plasma to prevent bloodloss.

I support this on principal.

It is the only logical answer.
Indeed it is
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #201 on: September 17, 2011, 08:48:48 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 16, 2011, 10:12:57 pm
>Punch blood in plasma to prevent bloodloss.
So that's what we'll need to do.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #202 on: September 18, 2011, 11:43:21 pm »
You punch yourself in the throat, and nearly pass out from the pain! You pull out the pain pills and pour the whole bottle into your mouth! Your eyes roll into the back of your head and foam begins to pour from your mouth. The world turns into a nightmarish technicolor vortex of pure insanity!
Two more rainbow-whale-wearing-tophat riders land on the roof and charge toward you and Nick! Nick pulls out his sub-machine puppy and shoots both whales in the face! Both of the riders get off of their mounts and continue to charge toward you and Nick with their marshmallows raised over their heads! THE SKY IS LAUGHING AT YOU
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #203 on: September 18, 2011, 11:56:43 pm »
STRIKE DOWN THE SKY WITH YOUR KATANA BANANA
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #204 on: September 19, 2011, 12:05:04 am »
THEY ARE
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WHO LIKE
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #205 on: September 19, 2011, 02:55:12 am »
The RNG hates us doesn't it? :P
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #206 on: September 19, 2011, 03:07:24 am »
Punch the neck into submission!
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #207 on: September 19, 2011, 05:44:23 am »
Pass Out.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #208 on: September 19, 2011, 08:56:51 am »
Think of Xuan and resolve to keep living.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #209 on: September 19, 2011, 08:58:48 am »
Quote from: mainiac on September 19, 2011, 08:56:51 am
Think of Xuan and resolve to keep living.

I change my vote to THIS. 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.
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