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Author Topic: What is a Monster? {Last Ditch Effort}  (Read 4665 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: What is a Monster? {Blood beasts are Bastards.}
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 01:29:01 pm »

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Re: What is a Monster? {Blood beasts are Bastards.}
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2011, 01:11:09 pm »

Top circle.
Let's do this.
You are now Norbert Perditus, Prince of Whitetown, Third in line for the throne.
So far, you're having a great day. Your father hired this pottery tutor for you to help out with painting the outside of the vase.  You suppose that she's a nice old lady, she reminds you a bit of your great aunt Lebbie. Old, homely and perpetually wearing a sort of nervous smile, as if she were going to be gobbled up by a dragon at any moment (which, as it turned out, was exactly what your father did to your Great Aunt Lebbie, eventually.) She's been a great guide so far, showing you how to do ornate paintings on the sides of your vases. Right now, you're delicately painting your family's intricate crest with one of your father's better vases as a template.
You like simple tasks like these, it gives you time to collect your thoughts.

What are you thinking about?
 
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Re: What is a Monster? {Blood beasts are Bastards.}
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2011, 01:42:07 pm »

‼FIRE‼
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Re: What is a Monster? {Blood beasts are Bastards.}
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2011, 07:18:54 pm »

‼FIRE‼

Becoming dragon, roasting and eating nice old lady.
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Re: What is a Monster? {Blood beasts are Bastards.}
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2011, 09:13:30 pm »

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Re: What is a Monster? {Blood beasts are Bastards.}
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2011, 10:42:35 pm »

Becoming dragon, roasting and eating nice old lady.
Why in the world would you do- well she does look tasty.
Your teeth grow a little, you give her a little smile.
Well, there goes her nervous smile. You think your tutor soiled herself. Yuck. That's the  problem with humans. While they may look tasty, their meat is gamey and insides are filled with the kind of piss, vomit and shit that carry the ailments to make you piss shit and vomit uncontrollably too. Last time you ate someone you were in bed sick for a week. It's not worth it, and you don't know how your dad does it. Anyways, you prefer quality meals. You are a prince, after all.

‼FIRE‼

Although, you suppose you could cook her, but then you'd have to deal with the smell of burning hair and the screams would make everyone in the castle suspicious and cooking is so pedestrian. Hold on, you can't make fire, you just turn into a very large dragon. Why are you thinking about fire? Is that... *sniff* *sniff* Smoke?
You look down.
Your cloak is on fire!

YOUR CLOAK IS ON FIRE!

You quickly throw it off you. It accidentally hits the old lady, who desperately flails about to get out of the massive burning cloak draped on her.
You don't really care, what you want to know is who in the fuck did tha- Oh, there he is.
It's one of your two little brothers, Torto.
"Torto!" You yell, throwing your unfinished vase at him. "What the-" You throw the template Vase at him. "fuck??"
You tutor gets the burning cloak off of he just in time to yell something but you don't hear it.

He dodges it, smiling. The vase flies straight out the window.
Torto, a psychotic little tit if you've ever seen one. His small, pale and wiry frame and gold blond hair may make him look innocent, but after what you've seen, you know better. The little sadist has always been fucking around with people. Ruining ant hills as a toddler. Killing the courtier's pets as a child, ruining people's lives as a young man. You've only ever heard of those things, but your pretty sure you witnessed him framing Great Aunt Lebbie. You could never prove it though. Until now though, he's only messed with people lower on the totem pole than him, those he's sure no one will care about or he can keep quiet with fear... You think. Except Caelstrom, of course, Torto would never touch a hair on the pretty brown hair of his twin. Worst thing is that Caelstrom absolutely adores the sick fuck too. It's disgusting.

"Hello, Big Brother!" he calls estastically.

You glare at him. He's always avoided messing with older brothers like yourself. The Coward. Why in the fuck would he start shit with you?

"Norbert, what's gotten you so heated all of the sudden?"

Oh that little bitch is going down.

What do you do?
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Re: What is a Monster? {What's that Smell?}
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2011, 11:38:00 pm »

Throw him out the window. 8)
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Re: What is a Monster? {What's that Smell?}
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2011, 01:01:23 am »

We outpun that smug little cunt.

"Oh, nothing at all, Torto. From what you're saying you'd think I'd gotten fired up over something, but as you can see I've kept my warm disposition."

YOUR MOVE, TORTO.
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Re: What is a Monster? {What's that Smell?}
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2011, 10:19:50 am »

((The hell do you mean I went on a 2 day hiatus from my burgeoning story? I was too working! It was a WRITER'S SABBATICAL.))

We outpun that smug little cunt.

"Oh, nothing at all, Torto. From what you're saying you'd think I'd gotten fired up over something, but as you can see I've kept my warm disposition."

YOUR MOVE, TORTO.
"Please, brother, your heat could crack porcelain!"
Torto is too intelligent for you to out-pun! He actually uses recent events against you! You can't counter that!

Throw him out the window. 8)
Ok, violence time. You quickly run up, grab him, and toss him out the window. That'll show him.
He turns into a dragon, like everyone else in your family can do. He flies back in and topples you over. You now have a dragon on top of you, trying to kill you.

What do you do?

You already know what you are going to do. Seriously, there is no real other motherfucking option, is there?

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Get your motherfucking dragon on!
A tremendous rumble rocks the castle you've turned into your dragon form. You are an enormous dragon. Torto's dragon is only a third as long as you, and you are at least six times his height. You fill nearly two thirds of the room. The sudden expansion throws Torto off of you. You make a swipe at him, but he deftly dodges and flies out the window, laughing.

You look out the window, he seems more preoccupied by something else now. Oh, he's looking at Castrum. You watch, horrified, as Torto silently lands behind him, and headbutts Castrum in the back of the head. The prince goes down like a log, and he rolls down the hill.
Now that is somthing you know Torto would never do.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TORTO?" You yell from your room. Torto doesn't say a word. He just turns to look at you with big, dragon toothed grin.
You would pursue him to figure out what the hell is going on, and oh god do you want to pursue that little fuck right now, but you are far to large to go through your window or your door. Damn.

It looks like it's going to be awhile before you get back to normal, lets be someone else!


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Re: What is a Monster? {CASTLEF*CKED}
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2011, 12:44:37 pm »

Lets be that hay stuff.
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Re: What is a Monster? {CASTLEF*CKED}
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2011, 01:17:17 pm »

Sure, why not?
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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Re: What is a Monster? {CASTLEF*CKED}
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2011, 01:24:18 am »

Dagger.
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Re: What is a Monster? {CASTLEF*CKED}
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2011, 07:10:48 pm »

Urist.
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Re: What is a Monster? {CASTLEF*CKED}
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2011, 10:17:33 pm »

I change my vote to dagger. Lets get this moving.
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Re: What is a Monster? {CASTLEF*CKED}
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2011, 04:03:47 pm »

Dagger. Definitely Dagger.
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