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[Geen]

See if Aperture Science is hiring. If not, force feed whatsherface a core. FOR SCIENCE!

[RAM]

If '"whatsherface" is our assistant, she already took a burst from a super-core...

The cores are fun and all, but we need to move on to bigger and better things. Splice a squirrel and a house!

[Fniff]

You wish you had a car.

And that Aperture Science was not falling apart at the seams with it's stupid robot thingy.

And that you had the money or the need to buy a printer.

Right, time to finish up on this whole business. You've pretty much figured out how this all works, you just need to see what's inside. You crack the paradox core open, and try to figure out how it works. Eventually, you manage to basically understand it. It seems to draw on energy from other dimensions such as ones where time travel is indeed possible or other such impossibles. The wiring inside it works like stem cells, ready to become any possible Aspect at any time. Messing around with the wiring produces a type of code you don't know, but you understand it slightly. So, now, you have an explanation for how this stuff works. Now you can both influence the Aspect of the core and the result! That's where you call it a day. However, before you can start with real mad science, Melissa seems to be reading something on your laptop.

"Hey, you know that cinema nearby? One of your youtube things (You got about fifteen thousand offers, by the way) is actually showing in cinemas. Maybe we should go see it."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money: £220
Lab: Basement Three-room Apartment (Bedroom, Living Room/Kitchen and Bathroom)
Madness: Hands are shaking and head is pounding
Lab Assistant: Melissa The Cat Person
Test Subjects: 0
Currently Working On: Finding Out How This Damn Telly Works And Protecting Against Negative Stuff Completed: 100%
Completed Projects: 8

Items:

Build-It-Yourself Model
Broken Plastic Container
Trench Shovel
Paradox Cores x118

[Armok]

> point out you can get new ones at will so going to the cinema for them would be rather pointless, especially since you can...

> Take the TV, and apply 10 cores to improving the screen surface itself. If you can influence it finely enough, try to make it a) project to a much larger area in front of it rather than just the direct surface of the screen, b) be holographic, c) have massively better resolution, contrast, colour depth, and framerate, and d) automatically enhance whatever you're trying to view to the best quality it can show.

You might want to take the part with the dimensionality core out while you do this and then put it back again after you've tested how this new stuff works, for the sake of caution.

> try enhancing the comfyness of the sofa.

> have an AWESOME movie night with Melissa.

[Sinpwn]

Demand royalties for your movies

Watch movie

[ashton1993]

Go to the cinema and sneak around with Melissa giving out autographs to viewers as you single-handedly made the movies and try to be as disruptive as possible whilst doing it, then make a scene when they try to kick you out and muck with their heads by using paradox cores to alter their clothes. (And our sanity will go up after an awesome date with a furry, woot!)

[Tidal]

> point out you can get new ones at will so going to the cinema for them would be rather pointless, especially since you can...

> Take the TV, and apply 10 cores to improving the screen surface itself. If you can influence it finely enough, try to make it a) project to a much larger area in front of it rather than just the direct surface of the screen, b) be holographic, c) have massively better resolution, contrast, colour depth, and framerate, and d) automatically enhance whatever you're trying to view to the best quality it can show.

You might want to take the part with the dimensionality core out while you do this and then put it back again after you've tested how this new stuff works, for the sake of caution.

> try enhancing the comfyness of the sofa.

> have an AWESOME movie night with Melissa.

[peglegpengeuin]

If you guys want, we can apply a core to ourself, split a core, apply a core to ourself, split a core, apply a core to ourself, split a core...

And voila, demigod power. Or death. Could even be both.

[Armok]

I think we should practice some more at tweaking them, and applying them to living things, before we try that.

[Geen]

Throw a core at a random stranger on the street and see what sticks.

[LordSlowpoke]

This game is slowly devolving to "put a core on everything extravaganza".

Let's put a core on something.

[RAM]

Open core, insert puppy, close core, apply core to different puppy.

[ashton1993]

This game is slowly devolving to "put a core on everything extravaganza".

Let's put a core on something.

Yar.... kinda bored of cores now, just try to sell of the technology and pay for a lab (and a printer  ) with the money you get from whoever you sell it too, you can then work on a new project.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Do we still have that shotgun? we could get a defense contract.

[Fniff]

You consider using the shotgun as a defense contract, but that wouldn't exactly do much good. It just kills people and sends them back in time. If anything, it just makes killing harder because you may send the carcass flying into the big bang and cosmically fuck everything up. You decide that fooling around with the cores is essentially worthless for now since you are bored with them. But first, you have to get some money from those damn movies. All in all, you get a royalty of about two hundred pounds from the movies for now. This could lead to something beautiful. So, you decide that going to the movie and raising hell would be fun, so you decide to do that.

Sneaking around, you get about fifteen autographs until the management try to kick you out. You toss cores at them without deciding what they could do. One of them has their clothes become made out of fur, grows a mouth and starts making weird noises. The other guy just vanishes, and you feel that weird time-travel feeling again. Time itself distorts and you suddenly find yourself at home watching holographic movies on an amazingly comfy sofa with Melissa.

"Um, what just happened?" She asks.

"I think that guy was the founder, and we possibly made him not exist. That would make sense." You reply.

"Oh, that makes sense. Sort of." She sinks down into the couch. "This is really comfortable."

So, she goes off to bed and you decide to patent these cores and put up adverts for them, not explaining the splitting quality. You should get a few bob later. The next day, you get enough money to afford a lab. You quickly buy it but don't have enough for a printer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money: £420
Lab: Five Room Lab
Madness: Normal
Lab Assistant: Melissa The Cat Person
Test Subjects: 0
Currently Working On: None Yet
Completed Projects: 8

Items:

Build-It-Yourself Model
Broken Plastic Container
Trench Shovel