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[ashton1993]

> check so your an Melissas memories still match.

> electrocute a core.

> hook a core up to your internet conection. Much more flexible than a TV or a phone, but roughly the same type of behaviour can be expected.

> try to work out why you and Melissa were unaffected by the change. Maybe it has to do with having absorbed cores?

> combine a core with your shoes.

> combine a core with your left hand

> combine a core with Melissas tail.

No, no, no! We don't merely combine silly, we are mad scientists! We accelerate properties using the cores we can accelerate time or decelerate it or whatever time it. We can accelerate it's mechanics making it way more awesome at doing whatever it's meant to do and accelerate it's space (think 5th dimension rather than 1,2 and 3) component to make it do trippy shit.

So accelerate shoe's time so we can run faster and possibly fly by running so fast

Accelerate our hand's mechanics so we are much more skilled at using our bodies

And finally accelerate the space of melissa's tail to make it do trippy stuff, like a glow in the dark tail or a really SEXY tail 

[Armok]

The *cores* accelerate things when you combine them with stuff. I don't think we can control how.

[LordSlowpoke]

Obtain fabric of time and space. Dump paradox cores on it. At least a thousand.

Watch everything in the universe become batshit insane.

[Sinpwn]

Combine core with your printer, then print screenshots of characters in the accelerated sims game.

[ashton1993]

The *cores* accelerate things when you combine them with stuff. I don't think we can control how.

Yar, but now we just completed that bit of research we can decide which of 3 aspects to accelerate (time, mechanics & space) and make guesstimates as to what will happen when you do a certain aspect (we are 80% of the way to understanding the cores after all)

[Armok]

No. We have figured out that those are the possibilities but not how to influence which one happens.

[Fniff]

Here is a useful list of properties of the cores.

1: You can't control what happens. Risking your hand or Melissa's tail or just plain using it on living creatures is absurdly dangerous.
2: It can range from basically harmless to absurdly dangerous.
3: It's a sphere.

You decide to see what happens when you combine it with your shoes. With trademark signs of the Space Aspect, it transforms itself. When you put them on, you suddenly teleport. You stumble around in a busy street, clutching a M16 in a strange black suit with a gasmask. Shaking your head out, you realize you are in New York. The Empire State Building towers over you and people walk past, seemingly afraid of you. This reminds you of a game, but you can't properly remember it... you just remember something about a guy called Wilkerson who is part of some organization called Blackwatch...

Wait, Wilkerson is you.

You are Wilkerson! You just quantum leaped into another world! Wow! This is amazing, this could be so interesting!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money: £220
Lab: Basement Three-room Apartment (Bedroom, Living Room/Kitchen and Bathroom)
Madness: Hands are shaking and head is pounding
Lab Assistant: Melissa The Cat Person
Test Subjects: 0
Currently Working On: Finding Out How This Damn Telly Works And Protecting Against Negative Stuff Completed: 80%
Completed Projects: 7

Items:

Build-It-Yourself Model
Broken Plastic Container
Trench Shovel
Paradox Cores x119

[Armok]

> clack your heels together 3 times saying "there is no place like home."

[Sinpwn]

Do what armok said, then Combine core with your printer, then print screenshots of characters in the accelerated sims game.

[Fniff]

You clack your heels together chanting "There is no place like home, there is no place like home..."

Before you can even finish clacking your heels someone picks you up. A hooded individual has a death grip on your neck, choking you. Oh God. You are going to die. This was a bad idea. The hooded guy is about to slam you into the ground when you suddenly feel a sharp stab in your head. Time slows down, and you feel much stronger. You separate the guy's hands from your neck. He barely reacts. You roundhouse kick in him in the face, then uppercut him and finally dispatch a kick to the man's family jewels. He yells in pain in slow motion, and time speeds up again and you feel less strong. You realize something. That must have been the Paradox Core! Whoa! You managed to make yourself practically invincible but... your head really hurts. The man falls over and lets out a death rattle. Several civilians run over. "Holy shit, that guy killed Alex Mercer!" Someone yells.

Oh yeah, the game was Prototype.

You suddenly go back to the regular world, and you wake up on the couch. Wow, that was amazing. You have an aching desire for a printer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Money: £220
Lab: Basement Three-room Apartment (Bedroom, Living Room/Kitchen and Bathroom)
Madness: Remember Me, Alex?
Lab Assistant: Melissa The Cat Person
Test Subjects: 0
Currently Working On: Finding Out How This Damn Telly Works And Protecting Against Negative Stuff Completed: 80%
Completed Projects: 7

Items:

Build-It-Yourself Model
Broken Plastic Container
Trench Shovel
Paradox Cores x119

[Armok]

> check so it's truly is the same world. Also check your shoes, and if you still have them on take them of BEFORE you put your feet on the ground.

> combine a core with an electric outlet

> combine a core with a mirror.

[Sinpwn]

Go buy a printer.

[RAM]

Disect a core and determine the source of its replication ability.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Lets not do anything that can affect a whole city like the Outlet and The mirror is not a good for all we know we can open a portal to hell.

[Roboboy33]

Combine core with your car.