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[Z1000000m]

I'm dumbstruck that I'm the first to have to do this.

I nearly choked on my kitten tallow biscuit after seeing this.

Well done.

[thegoatgod_pan]

I consulted the tarot and got knight of pentacles reversed.  That generally means the release is not coming soon.  If it wasn't reversed, I'd totally back psychic guy, but as it is reversed, no luck for us   There, !!!science!!!

[dmurray]

I'm dumbstruck that I'm the first to have to do this.

I wanted to post it after the first few people didn't. Damn you Urist McFast!

[ThatAussieGuy]

I'm dumbstruck that I'm the first to have to do this.

I wanted to post it after the first few people didn't. Damn you Urist McFast!

Now i'm going to be mentally picturing this every time a lever's pulled in my Fort.  I'm okay with this.  Urist McConan;  engage the megareactor and prepare to release the magma!!

[C0NNULL]

My life was better never having seen that. There is a certain rhythm to it that makes you agree, perhaps, about what the internet is for, (according to a song we've heard.)

[ThatAussieGuy]

My life was better never having seen that. There is a certain rhythm to it that makes you agree, perhaps, about what the internet is for, (according to a song we've heard.)

The only problem is that that smiling beared, helmet-wearing and lever-pulling face will be mentally pasted on every image you look at from now on, and you know it.

[Kestrel]

I looked at the title and thought: troll. definite troll.

choose an easier community to excite. Average B12ers have enough intelligence to play dorf fortress, and thus, trolls are unsuccessful.

Better communities demand better trolls.

[Oliolli]

From the devlog from 08/10/11

Unfortunately, this wasn't a pre-release silence as speculated, just a busy silence. I don't think I've really been unswamped since late last month, although there are signs that it is finally quieting down. I've made progress on adventurer interactions, but I don't have any funny stories yet.

A silence doesn't mean a release is soon coming.

[Brackev]

The magic 8-ball says "Ask again later."  By ask again later I think it means the update is being linked up right now.  That or it's going to be a long while before it happens.

[EmeraldWind]

... that animation give me an idea...

Someone should use the 4chan troll image and paste it on top of a scene from a movie where the heroes are being chased by flames in a tunnel (there's plenty of those scenes to choose from) then append it to the animation of Urist McCohen.

[acetech09]

I'm on it!

I didn't create the Urist McConan image but emerald's idea is gonna happen.

EDIT:

Hardest part is searching for some keyed/transparent stock footage of a fireball/magma. But once i get that we can turn Troll into !!Troll!!

[Girlinhat]

There should be at least a good indiana jones rolling boulder scene to use.

[Oliolli]

Gee, thanks. Now I'll be humming the Indiana Jones -theme for the rest of the night...

[acetech09]

We need fire, not cave-in.

[Vercingetorix]

Actually, I think we'll be looking at 0.33 or even higher for the release number.