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[Sinpwn]

Loot the beast, the create the Polearm of +10 evisceration.

[kaian-a-coel]

OK i get it, steel axe= fail
golden coin= LOBOTOMIZER
DF style, uh?

if you use D20:
1: ULTRA EPIC FAIL
2-4: EPIC FAIL
5-7:FAIL
8-9: light fail
10-12: light success
13-15: success
16-17: total success
18-19: EPIC SUCCESS!
20: DF STYLE SUCCESS INSTANT DEATH

i suggest.
And be careful with (8 ): it make smileys (

[DrPoo]

OK i get it, steel axe= fail
golden coin= LOBOTOMIZER
DF style, uh?

if you use D20:
1: ULTRA EPIC FAIL
2-4: EPIC FAIL
5-7:FAIL
8-9: light fail
10-12: light success
13-15: success
16-17: total success
18-19: EPIC SUCCESS!
20: DF STYLE SUCCESS INSTANT DEATH

i suggest.
And be careful with (8 ): it make smileys (

Eh thanks!

Loot the beast, the create the Polearm of +10 evisceration.

What the hay is a polearm?

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You loot the corpse!(5 +1) You find:

 1: Banded mail (

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250 gp

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 2: Tanglefoot bags (4 bags

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, 50 gp each

)
 3: Lock, average

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(40 gp)

4: Alchemist's fire (1 flasks,

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20 gp each

)
 5: Full plate

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(1,500 gp)

You also find this work of art:
1: Jeweled gold crown

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(5000 gp)

(Only open and read theese spoilers when they are indentified)

[Sinpwn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polearm

Attach all of your weapons to the end of the pinewood staff.

[DrPoo]

Waiting for more people to come with some kind of move, if not within a hour or two i am gonna use your move

[Tersr]

I vote for Sinpwn's plan.

[Geen]

Retrieve coin, the wear plate and crown.

[Ibid Straydrink]

 

Use the iron knife to cut open the creature's bladder, and smear self in it's urine to ward off smaller beasts.

[DrPoo]

Ok we are doing a multi-action round! Also got a cool idea, if you ever find some kind of necro thing to wake up some corpse or something, or meet another friendly adventurer, there can be multiple people to control, like a party in a party based game.

Use the iron knife to cut open the creature's bladder, and smear self in it's urine to ward off smaller beasts.

You get out your knife and attempt to cut open the creatures bladder, since you never dissected or butchered anything before, (your butchering skill is -1) you get a -1. Wich means 1d20 - 1.
(You rolled a 16-1=15!) You cut up the creature's bladder and smear yourself with the urine, you are now a dabbling butcherer.

Retrieve coin, the wear plate and crown.

You retrieve coin and wear plate and crown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polearm

Attach all of your weapons to the end of the pinewood staff.

I vote for Sinpwn's plan.

Your current idea of gluing them together with slime goop wont work without slime! Go find some! It is time to figure out a way out of here anyway..

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