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[DrPoo]

You are an adventurer, you fell down this hole and now you are in the underworld! Seek the vast fortunes wich lie in this world, but be careful, its dangerous down there!

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You fell into a meter deep water pool! Minecraft physics for the win! YAY!

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[kaian-a-coel]

check inventory

Also, in minecraft, 1m-deep water do not prevent fall damage. 2m-deep do. 

[DrPoo]

check inventory

Also, in minecraft, 1m-deep water do not prevent fall damage. 2m-deep do. 

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Watch out! A beast is approaching! It wields a primitive weapon by its improvised handle, at a glance you see it is a menacing sheep bone spike and a piece of wooden scrap held together by Slime goop! You are alert!

Your inventory:

A finely cut pinewood staff with various engravings
A rusty old iron knife
A golden coin
2 Carrot Stews
Steel Axe
Small pieces of steel
Pinewood log

Your knowlegde:
Folklore of the valley of fertility
Novice Carpenter
Competent Axehandler
Old English

[SHAD0Wdump]

Mow it down with the pointy wrath of your CARROT STEW.

[Sinpwn]

Attach the iron knife, steel axe and pieces of steel to your pinewood staff to make a Polearm of +10 evisceration!!!

[DrPoo]

Mow it down with the pointy wrath of your CARROT STEW.

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....B.You attack the Beast with your carrot stew! You strike the Beast in the left eye, tearing it apart! (12)

[kaian-a-coel]

Nooooo??? SERIOUSLY?
wich die do you use? 2d6?

quick! hack the beast in the throat with your [steel axe]

[Geen]

Throw your coin, DF-style, causing decapitation and/or internal organ damage.

[DrPoo]

Nooooo??? SERIOUSLY?
wich die do you use? 2d6?

quick! hack the beast in the throat with your [steel axe]

D12 i think.. switching to D20

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......Using the armor class of a D20 ape as reference(14), correct me with something better if you like, for future beast encounters.

You swing your steel axe at the Beast's left upper arm, ( but the attack glances off!
The Beast stabs at your upper body! (10) piercing your left lung! You are having trouble breathing!(Am i doing this right? I am trying to fuse D20 with DF damage system..)

[Geen]

DF style coin throw.

[Roboboy33]

THROW THE COIN! DONT CARE ABOUT THE STEEL AXE, USE THE COIN!

[Sinpwn]

OH GOD COIN

[Tersr]

Throw axe and coin!

[peglegpengeuin]

We should have talked to the beast, and asked if it had any quests for us. Demons do that sometimes in DF, so why not?

[DrPoo]

We should have talked to the beast, and asked if it had any quests for us. Demons do that sometimes in DF, so why not?

Kind of too late now. Democracy FTW so he's gonna throw the coin then!

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....'.You throw your gold coin(18), the coin pierces the eye, severing the optical nerve, and tearing apart the brain! The Beast is unconscious

The beast has been struck down

The beast drops its crude sheep bone dagger, you inspect it, the handle is a piece of birchwood scrap. The blade is a sharpened piece of sheep upper hindleg bone, there is still a rotting tendon in the unsharpened end, it seems like it was being used to keep the handle and blade together, but apparently the tendon broke and the utility was repaired with a goop of slime from something, just looking at the goop makes you feel weird. You are inspired! You see that it hides more things under its cloak!