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[Dsarker]

328ba. Unless I'm an assassin.

[Taricus]

363: Not allowed steal the spotlight when playing as an NPC
 363a: Not allowed to be more badass then the PCs

364: Not allowed to look at the Dark Eldar while they're naked

And one for the villians:
365: Not allowed to put captives in clothing that makes leia's slave outfit look modest.
 365a: Employees willing to do so is another matter.

[Itnetlolor]

  365aa. A Bridge Bunny Brigade wearing such outfits is equal parts impractical as it is appealing to look at.

366. Having the ability to morph (even partially) into animals does not permit me to communicate with people while wearing a lamprey's mouth.
 366a. Anything related to 362 is forbidden conduct as well.
 366b. Turning into a whale (or partially) doesn't permit me liberal use of this smiley: ^_____________^

[Darvi]

364 a): Forcing to describe said Eldar's junk gets punished with 1d5 points of corruption.

[Dsarker]

364b. If you touch said junk, your character permanently dies. No exceptions.

[Darvi]

You're way too kind.

[Aklyon]

364b. If you touch said junk, your character permanently dies. No exceptions.

Does that include touching it with an arbitrarily sized pole?

[Itnetlolor]

364b. If you touch said junk, your character permanently dies. No exceptions.

364ba. Applying anything relevant to rule 358 will not make you heroic, and will only enforce rule 364b moreso.

367. Touhou music is forbidden from being played during a raid on a castle or when dealing with elder gods, vampires, principalities, powers, puppet masters, and zombies.
 367a. Even remixes.
 367b. This includes against God himself.
  367ba. Unless he's a fan of Touhou as well, we could make an exception.
  367bb. Especially if any of the characters (or character tunes) reminds Him of a past fling B.C.
368. Speaking of the prior: Any mythological or Biblical campaign cannot turn into a Touhou-esque theme. Doing so will only result in a TPK.
 368a. "The Power of Christ Compels You" may equal removal of all your sins via Danmaku (ironically, bullet hell).
 368b. The great deluge (Noah's Ark) was not caused by a miscalculation by Cirno.
  368ba. Neither by Yukari emptying an ocean from Gensokyo.
 368c. Christ's resurrection wasn't caused by Yukari screwing with the mortal realm.
 368d. Crossovers of the Bible and Touhou, although potentially awesome, could not do too well for us mortals.
  368d exception. Even as a Catholic, I would say "Fund it!". I can see much potential for this somehow working, and working very well.

[Aklyon]

What about remixes of said music?

[Darvi]

367. Touhou music is forbidden from being played during a raid on a castle or when dealing with elder gods, vampires, principalities, or powers, puppet masters, and zombies.
 367a. Even remixes.

Remind me to break those rules one of these days.

[Itnetlolor]

369. I ever play as a cyborg, I'm not allowed to call out my integrated equipment with "Go, Go Gadget [device name]".
 369a. My niece cannot be equipped with a supercomputer book that can hack into the Matrix.

[Geen]

370. Bouncy Bubble is NOT flamethrower ammunition.
370a. Neither is your allies blood.

[Aklyon]

But what if they're already on fire previously?

[Itnetlolor]

371. I cannot use my dragon (horse) to satisfy (or "service") an elf in front of the princess. (Thanks Soli!)
372. I cannot rent a clown car for army raids because of regardless it's size, it can store tons of passengers in such compact space.
 372a. It is not my TARDIS.

[Dsarker]

Itnetlor, you could make a tiny clowncar. Sieges broken in an instant! No defences can stop it!