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Author Topic: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort  (Read 6031 times)

Ochita

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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 04:48:29 pm »
Oh, dwarf me!
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 05:03:47 pm »
Dwarf me! I want the diagnoser! Profession name "Doctor Feelgood!"
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2011, 05:28:14 pm »


TOGETHER, BADGER, WE WILL BRING ALL OF BADGER KIND, OUTSIDE OF YOURSELF AND ANY WHO JOIN ME, TO IT'S KNEEEEEEES



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MARGINALLY BETTER THEN THE VIAL. YOU GET TO LIVE.



BADGER BOAR BUDDY :D





YOU'RE A LADY SON.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2011, 05:39:37 pm »
DWARF ME, I WANT DODOK WHATHISNAMEIS FROM THE MILITARY IF HE'S NOT DEAD.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2011, 06:51:35 pm »
OKAY BRO-FIGHTER.

USE THE SKILL THAT MY LADY HAS.

THE UNLADY-LIKE KICK. ALSO UN-LADY LIKE BITE. MAYYYBE LADY-LIKE AXE SWING.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2011, 11:22:02 pm »


IT SEEMS THAT THE QUALITY OF THESE ARTIFACTS GROWS EXPONENTIALLY.



YOU WILL TAKE YOUR MAGICAL TRUMPET AND WITH IT BRING JOY TO THE LITTLE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD, YOUR BEAUTIFUL MELODIES COMPELLING THEM TO DANCE RENDERING THEM HELPLESS WHEN I KILL THEM TO USE THEIR SKELETONS AS COAT RACKS. (Children are the perfect size for Dwarf coat racks! Imagine how happy my dwarfs will be!)



Oh whats that? Looks interesting! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW. GET OUT OF HERE. IT'S A SEEEEEECRET.



FUCK YOU MAKE BOOZE. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BOOZE. THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH BOOZE UNTIL I CAN DROWN THE ENTIRE WORLD IN BOOZE.



This Dude fell two stories in a cave in. lrn to mine n00b



THAT CHILD WILL BE YOUR SUCCESSOR, AND WILL EXCEED YOU IN EVERY WAY.



OCHII LOOK AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL LADY-LIKE SWANDIVE INTO DWARFPILE ON TOP OF BADGER. 10/10 BRAVO GOOD SHOW.






(EESA LINK) DANCE YOU MONKEY'S DANCE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!



LOOK AT THAT EPIC MOAT! SNIPING SPOTS FOR MARKSDWARFS, AND THE BRIDGES EVEN RAISE INTO EACH OTHER SMASHING ALL OF MY ENEMIES INTO PASTE!



Amusing my bridge made of ice doesn't melt D:



And this is the place where dreams go to die.



HOW LADYLIKE.

YOU LADY.

(GIVE ME AN EPIC QUEST. I DEMAND IT.)
« Last Edit: August 07, 2011, 11:24:29 pm by Realmfighter »
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2011, 12:25:35 am »
Build a 10x10x10 cube with dwarves living in it supported by a single support.  It must be self sufficient and have no opening.  DO EET!
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2011, 01:48:06 am »


YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY FUTURE DEAD BEATS YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER



I wish there was a ignore button. SO THE FACT THAT I WALLED THE FUCKING CAVE OFF WOULD STING MORE YOU GASEOUS DRAGON SHIT



Anyway, totally building the 9x9x9 cube of death.



SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. TO ARMS TO ARMS



GET THE LITTLE SHITS. THEY'RE FUCKING GOBLINS. HOW HARD CAN IT BE.







MOTHERFUCKER



OCHII NOOOOOOO



Perhaps, FreeForm, IN OUR HEARTS AND MINDS.



THIS IS A DISGRACE TO MY GREAT NAME. YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU KILL SOME FUCKING GOBLINS. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOUR ARMS ARE BISECTED, KILL SOME GOBLINS



LIKE THIS MAN, A EXEMPLAR OF EVERY TRAIT YOU MUST POSSESS (Murder, Not dying, Murder, Murder.)



.......

DOES THE VIOLENCE NEVER END?!?!?!?!?!?
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2011, 03:32:11 am »
Oh my goodness this is incredible.
Posting to watch.
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It's like regular childcare, except with more dogs, and less care.

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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2011, 04:52:48 am »
 FUCK THIS! DWARF ME BRO! MAKE ME A FIGHTER, JUST TAKE THE FIRST USELESS IMMIGRANT. I DON'T CARE IF I DIE, I'M GOING TO VALHALLA!
 CAPSLOCK IS MANLOCK!
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There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2011, 06:20:49 am »
Quote from: tomas1297 on August 08, 2011, 04:52:48 am
FUCK THIS! DWARF ME BRO! MAKE ME A FIGHTER, JUST TAKE THE FIRST USELESS IMMIGRANT. I DON'T CARE IF I DIE, I'M GOING TO VALHALLA!
 CAPSLOCK IS MANLOCK!
SHIT, LETS BE NOT-QUITE-AS-SEXY SEXY REALMFIGHTERS!
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2011, 06:26:43 am »
I APPROVE OF YOUR ACTION TO SUCH A LARGE DEGREE THAT YOU ARE NOW THE GUYS THAT GO SOFTEN UP THE GOBLINS BEFORE THE CAGE TRAP TO LIGHTEN THE TRAPS BURDEN
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2011, 06:45:47 am »
Hence ensuring that only the toughest goblins get caught for SCIENCE and amusement.
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2011, 08:06:09 am »
Dwarf me please.

MAKE AN ANIMAL TRAINER AND I WILL UNLEASH THE BADGERS OF WAR!!!

(Preferably male, Gamerlord or The Lord)
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Re: BodiceScalded of the Bearded Blockade Community Failfort
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2011, 08:08:00 am »
Sorry to say, the Badgers fucked off to less dwarf filled pastured.
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