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[SHAD0Wdump]

put on the body armor under the mook clothing, hiding armor aways works.

Plus it'll make you look ripped.

[Fniff]

Use the ripped off sleeves as a bandanna.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Consider getting a cigar or at least a cigarette asap.

[Fniff]

No, that's a bad idea. Everyone would think of that. Just keep yourself to being good for funny lines and make sure whoever is killing you feel guilty. And do not mention your family or friends.

[NRDL]

Go to the frickin training grounds, learn crappy combat skils, then timidly establish your individuality by doing something extremely pointless, like ripping your sleeves.

exactly being different will make you stronger then the other basic mooks any video game will show you that this is a fact

Having a name is what differentiates you from other mooks, if you have a name, you cannot die against normal enemies. 

[peglegpengeuin]

Make sure to practice aiming when we can. We can't be missing ridiculously easy shots on important characters. Also read up on the plot. With some careful scheming and luck, we might be able to rise up to big bad status.

[NoahTophatz]

write name on the bandana you make

[Glowcat]

Practice shooting with the spambot as your target dummy, but only after purchasing a fashionable handbag.

[Johnfalcon99977]

You put on your new gear, for some reason putting your body armour on first and then you put on your bright red clothing, with the excuse that "It makes me look ripped." You also tear off your sleeves for no clearly indicated reason. God only knows why.

You enter the door, and you are confronted with your first challange. You are confronted with what seems to be a shooting range. You use your more then medicore deduction skills to determine that this is the ranged combat trainning bit.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

GENERIC CLOTHING
DIRECTIONS TO TRAINNING GROUNDS
LEVEL RED ACCESS
LOW-COST CRAPPY LAZER RIFLE (Equiped)
A CRAPPY LAZER PISTOL
SLEEVELESS CRAPPY BRIGHT RED MOOK CLOTHING (Wearing)
BODY ARMOUR (Wearing)

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Health: Healthy
Mood: Fine
Hunger: Full
Status: None

[Ultimuh]

Get training using rifles.
We have to get better than the average Storm-Trooper.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Yep we need to be able to hit something. I mean when was the last time the standard grunt ever hit anything but walls and doors?

[Geen]

NO! Mooks are payed to be crappy shots who can't hit a space-hippo the size of the empire state building, not being badass commandos.

Practice missing the targets with your shots.

[Ultimuh]

NO! Mooks are payed to be crappy shots who can't hit a space-hippo the size of the empire state building, not being badass commandos.

Practice missing the targets with your shots.

This is what we are trying to avoid!
We would be killed off otherwise.
If we play our cards right, we might get to Henchman status and that would in some cases give us Joker Immunity.

[Aklyon]

Fire at the side of a barn until we can hit it all of the time, or some other suitable large object.

[Firelordsky]

Try to shoot the thingies we are supposed to shoot