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You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« on: August 01, 2011, 07:31:26 pm »
A Week ago you applied for a job in the cliched' Evil Space Empire Galitican Military. You were accepted, and you were taken to their trainning grounds.

You are currently in a Metal Room with two doors. The one behind you is the one you entered. You are not sure where the other leads, but you think the sgin above it, which says "SPACE MOOK TRAINNING" may be a hint. There is also a Metal box to your Left.

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« Last Edit: August 01, 2011, 07:39:04 pm by Johnfalcon99977 »
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 08:25:40 pm »
Open metal box, it shall lead us to victory!
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 08:46:15 pm »
Open the box so we can get our starting gear.
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 08:47:58 pm »
Fully examine the metal box, outside and inside.
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 11:03:44 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on August 01, 2011, 08:47:58 pm
Fully examine the metal box, outside and inside.

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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 11:55:33 pm »
Fear the box, it might contain magma. Or even worse &.
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 12:50:20 am »
Open the box without a second thought, thus passing the first trial: The fatal curiousity test.
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2011, 08:39:08 am »
You examine the box. It is simply a normal Metal Box.

You open the Metal Box. Inside you find a LOW-COST CRAPPY LAZER RIFLE, A CRAPPY LAZER PISTOL, CRAPPY BRIGHT RED MOOK CLOTHING, and BODY ARMOUR.
You loot all of it.

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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2011, 09:08:01 am »
Wear the Red Mook Clothing.
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2011, 09:41:00 am »
Tear off sleeves of mook clothing to establish individuality and reduce mookness levels.
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2011, 09:48:46 am »
Figure out how to shoot the lazer rifle.
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2011, 09:52:53 am »
Quote from: Glowcat on August 02, 2011, 09:41:00 am
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2011, 10:00:21 am »
Go to the frickin training grounds, learn crappy combat skils, then timidly establish your individuality by doing something extremely pointless, like ripping your sleeves. 
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2011, 10:09:40 am »
Quote from: NRDL on August 02, 2011, 10:00:21 am
Go to the frickin training grounds, learn crappy combat skils, then timidly establish your individuality by doing something extremely pointless, like ripping your sleeves.
exactly being different will make you stronger then the other basic mooks any video game will show you that this is a fact
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Re: You are a Generic Expendable Space Soldier Mook!
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2011, 10:18:14 am »
put on the body armor under the mook clothing, hiding armor aways works.
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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