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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 475730 times)

skyte100

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4125 on: April 25, 2015, 03:42:40 pm »
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Why can 3 carp kill a sea monster?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4126 on: April 26, 2015, 11:53:04 pm »
"Carp" and "Sea monster" are synonymous.


Why do camels only have two humps instead of eight?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4127 on: April 27, 2015, 06:09:54 am »
Quote from: Arcvasti on April 26, 2015, 11:53:04 pm
"Carp" and "Sea monster" are synonymous.


Why do camels only have two humps instead of eight?
Oh god carp are suicidal then.

Maybe they do and the dwarves cant count.

What is life?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4128 on: April 27, 2015, 07:04:21 am »
Quote from: skyte100 on April 27, 2015, 06:09:54 am
Oh god carp are suicidal then.

Maybe they do and the dwarves cant count.

What is life?
Life is, in a word, death.

What is death?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4129 on: April 27, 2015, 07:17:51 am »
Life.

What is undeath?
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4130 on: April 27, 2015, 07:21:08 am »
Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on April 27, 2015, 07:17:51 am
Life.

What is undeath?
You'd think unlife, but it's actually closer to bureaucracy and nobles.

What is a dwarf?
(Besides a miserable pile of secrets drunkenness?)
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

skyte100

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4131 on: April 27, 2015, 01:03:05 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on April 27, 2015, 07:21:08 am
Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on April 27, 2015, 07:17:51 am
Life.

What is undeath?
You'd think unlife, but it's actually closer to bureaucracy and nobles.

What is a dwarf?
(Besides a miserable pile of secrets drunkenness?)
Alcoholics with beards and axes.

What's a beard?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4132 on: April 27, 2015, 07:18:30 pm »
A beard is a small furry parisitic creature that lives underground. It attaches to the face of its host and causes intense cravings for alcohol, magma affinity and madness.

What is madness?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4133 on: April 27, 2015, 10:16:01 pm »
The one true path to success

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4134 on: April 28, 2015, 03:34:10 am »
Magma.

What is magma?
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4135 on: April 28, 2015, 09:03:35 am »
Magma is love.

What is love?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4136 on: April 28, 2015, 09:58:07 am »
Explosions.

What is explosions?
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4137 on: April 28, 2015, 10:00:36 am »
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4138 on: April 28, 2015, 10:20:19 am »
Cats.

What are cats?
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4139 on: April 28, 2015, 10:43:02 am »
Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on April 28, 2015, 10:20:19 am
Cats.

What are cats?

Enemy spies that kill your GCS before you can catch them, and then explode when given the order. Catsplosion.

But who do the cats answer to?
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