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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 474795 times)

skyte100

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Why can 3 carp kill a sea monster?
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"Carp" and "Sea monster" are synonymous.


Why do camels only have two humps instead of eight?
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skyte100

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"Carp" and "Sea monster" are synonymous.


Why do camels only have two humps instead of eight?
Oh god carp are suicidal then.

Maybe they do and the dwarves cant count.

What is life?
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Bumber

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Oh god carp are suicidal then.

Maybe they do and the dwarves cant count.

What is life?
Life is, in a word, death.

What is death?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Dwarf4Explosives

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Life.

What is undeath?
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

Bumber

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Life.

What is undeath?
You'd think unlife, but it's actually closer to bureaucracy and nobles.

What is a dwarf?
(Besides a miserable pile of secrets drunkenness?)
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

skyte100

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Life.

What is undeath?
You'd think unlife, but it's actually closer to bureaucracy and nobles.

What is a dwarf?
(Besides a miserable pile of secrets drunkenness?)
Alcoholics with beards and axes.

What's a beard?
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A beard is a small furry parisitic creature that lives underground. It attaches to the face of its host and causes intense cravings for alcohol, magma affinity and madness.

What is madness?
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Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

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The one true path to success

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Dwarf4Explosives

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Magma.

What is magma?
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

skyte100

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Magma is love.

What is love?
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Dwarf4Explosives

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Explosions.

What is explosions?
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Dwarf4Explosives

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Cats.

What are cats?
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Cats.

What are cats?

Enemy spies that kill your GCS before you can catch them, and then explode when given the order. Catsplosion.

But who do the cats answer to?
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