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[MaximumZero]

That axe is a woodcutting tool. That axe is for goblin slaughter.

Will the Toady One ever record a few more tracks for us to listen to?

[darkgloomie]

Sure he will. Just go stand in a minecart's way.

Why Dwarves even bother domesticating rabbits?

[Furohman]

Sure he will. Just go stand in a minecart's way.

Why Dwarves even bother domesticating rabbits?

A 2nd Century necroma- forgotten bea- scholar told a joke once and ever since it's simply been common knowledge that rabbits are among the most dangerous predators alive.

How did the dwarves fish an entire major river to the point of extinction of all wildlife, in 2 years?

[pisskop]

dorfs are not ecologicly friendly.  And fish are delcious, especially with rock nut paste.

Why are there no dwarven chain gangs?

[xoseph]

dorfs are not ecologicly friendly.  And fish are delcious, especially with rock nut paste.

Why are there no dwarven chain gangs?

There's no way to designate one.

What do I do with all these coins I made?

[Berossus]

Accelerate them to lethal velocity in the general direction of enemy forces of course...


Why do i keep getting migrants at 270 popultation when my pop cap is set to 200?

[FlickerFly]

Because of the invisible nearby evil civilization of migrant-senders.
Why does everyone hate elves?

[Pyre]

We don't hate them, we just wish they would all die and are willing to help them do so.

How does my bookkeeper know not only what creatures are in the area, but also exactly where they are, even if no one has laid eyes on that section of the caverns in 5+ years?

[FlickerFly]

Magic. Bookkeeper is actually just a name for "Wizard".

Why are sheep perfectly happy to eat eye-grass?

[Sus]

Sheep have, shall we say, limited cognitive capacity. As long as it grows (or "grows") on the ground, it counts as grass and is good for the eatings, according to sheep logic.

Why don't dwarves gather dump-marked things in a bin and pour them all into the dump at once?

[FlickerFly]

Bins are heavy when they're full of rocks/They don't want to get their nice bins all dirty by filling them with crap. Or they're too stupid to think of the idea on their own. Maybe they want to compete to see who can dump the most items, and that would be cheating?

How do dwarves burn Nether-cap wood?

[darkgloomie]

Bins are heavy when they're full of rocks/They don't want to get their nice bins all dirty by filling them with crap. Or they're too stupid to think of the idea on their own. Maybe they want to compete to see who can dump the most items, and that would be cheating?

How do dwarves burn Nether-cap wood?

Thoroughly.

Why clowns bother infiltrating human civs?

[Wrex]

Because manipulation is so much fun.


Why have werebeasts not formed their own kingdoms yet?

[darkgloomie]

Because manipulation is so much fun.


Why have werebeasts not formed their own kingdoms yet?

because they are, how do you say, lone wolves badgers. They don't do well in crowds.

Why do goblin ambushes tend to follow human caravans? Don't they know that the caravan guards will just help me slaughter them?

[Sus]

It's an insidious ploy to murder the human merchants and/or diplomats and make it look like you did it. Then, when both you and the humans are weakened by the ensuing war, the goblins will have free reign of all your base.

Why doesn't ‼Urist McMoron‼ realize he is on fucking fire?