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[Draignean]

Flick on my peril sensitive sunglasses to prevent me from seeing what I'm working with and grab Darvi's TvTropes link to construct the bomb with!

Also, my Peril sensitive glasses have a damaged ABBR tag.

[adwarf]

In

[Gatleos]

Slam someone's face into a table, ((assuming that the physical manifestation of a flame war is a bar fight in a vaguely-defined old west-style bar, and I know it is)) then swing on a chandelier and dropkick someone through a window while screaming "HEEEEEELL YEEEAAAHHHH".

Hopefully I will exude enough badassery in the process to halt the fight for a few seconds and get some answers from these trolls.

[noah22223]

Dear fucking god I am IN ...The waiting list.
Simply the sheer awesomeness of a suicide troll blowing himself up "FOR TEH LULZ" is awesome.

[KineseN]

I punch the troll. Hard. Twice for good measure.

Start interrogating the troll for any leads or important personas that could have been involved in the toadnapping. Punch the troll one last time when done.

[Bdthemag]

Dear fucking god I am IN ...The waiting list.
Simply the sheer awesomeness of a suicide troll blowing himself up "FOR TEH LULZ" is awesome.

I appreciate the feedback, the estimated time you'll get into the game is 5 years

[noah22223]

For teh OCD, i made a sheet.
Name: Noah
Description: a rather tall human. beware his deadly* silenced 22. pistol! *Disclaimer: Not deadly at all. Couldn't kill a cockroach if it was shot at point blank. is really a BB gun painted.

[Taricus]

Lurk.

[Darvi]

Just noticed this:

The only way to do that would be physically going to TvTropes, and you know thats impossible without getting stuck there for eternity.

ORLY? Explain me then.

[Gatleos]

Just noticed this:

The only way to do that would be physically going to TvTropes, and you know thats impossible without getting stuck there for eternity.

ORLY? Explain me then.

Darvi, you're the anthropomorphic manifestation of TVTropes itself. Of course you're immune.

[Darvi]

So you're saying I'm a blue haired girl with boat lights, too many belts, a russian gun, brown pants that I got from a rummage sale, some goggles that used to do nothing, and who occasionally wears a lampshade as a hat?

[Gatleos]

So you're saying I'm a blue haired girl with boat lights, too many belts, a russian gun, brown pants that I got from a rummage sale, some goggles that used to do nothing, and who occasionally wears a lampshade as a hat?

No, no, no. You ever hear about the holy trinity? Well, Trope-tan is like Jesus, which would probably make you the holy spirit. And then there's the God...

My number of open tabs doubled just while looking up those pages. I hope you're happy.

[Darvi]

Indeed I am.

[kisame12794]

....... my god this is f*cking awsome

[Bdthemag]

Turn 2- Plots? Where were going we won't need any Plots.

Darvi

Heck ya, more glass-cannony goodness.

Ignore the shadowy figure. Derail the plot by posting about this in the RAAAAAAGEEEEE thread.

[6] Pfffft, who needs a plot anyways? You head towards the RAAAAAGEEEE thread and right when your about to say something you notice everyone in here is fighting. Huh, seems everyone in here is fighting too.

TherosPherae

Interrogate the one person, and keep an eye out for flamebait and TvTropes links.

[4] You walk up to the guy and start asking questions, he looks oddly common. He doesn't reply to any of your questions and blankly looks at you, he twitches and yell's "Society has problem, most people don't live 30. Because of President Obama people don't have money." he then throw's a link at you and you narrowly dodge it. STRIFE TIME!

Draignean

Flick on my peril sensitive sunglasses to prevent me from seeing what I'm working with and grab Darvi's TvTropes link to construct the bomb with!

Also, my Peril sensitive glasses have a damaged ABBR tag.

[3] Damn, it seems like you can't really put together a bomb while blinded . Of course you could always phyiscally hold the TvTropes link, but you'll need to find a container or just continue being blind.

Gatleos

Slam someone's face into a table, ((assuming that the physical manifestation of a flame war is a bar fight in a vaguely-defined old west-style bar, and I know it is)) then swing on a chandelier and dropkick someone through a window while screaming "HEEEEEELL YEEEAAAHHHH".

Hopefully I will exude enough badassery in the process to halt the fight for a few seconds and get some answers from these trolls.

[1] You slam the nearest persons head into a table, which happens to be a table a few people were playing D&D on. They pull out their Swords of +1 Gatleos slaying and charge at you!

KineseN

I punch the troll. Hard. Twice for good measure.

Start interrogating the troll for any leads or important personas that could have been involved in the toadnapping. Punch the troll one last time when done.

[6] You punch the troll in the face and he immediately breaks down crying. You yell at him "WHERE'S TOADY!", sobbing he say's "THEY'LL KILL ME IF I TELL YOU!". You punch him again and then he say's "I don't know! Only the leader knows where he is, last time I checked he was in the Sad thread. Don't hurt me!", you punch him one last time for good measure and walk away feeling badass.

Taricus

Lurk.

[4] You start lurking around various threads, a few of them were pretty normal. Bay12er's wearing tophats and sipping tea while discussing various topics, but as you enter the Happy thread you notice what seem's to be a group of mentally ill people banging on the walls yelling out loud what made them happy. The conversation is going by so fast you can't even keep up with what they're saying.

Characters

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Name: Darvi
Description: Awesome dude with an awesome headband, beware his deadly puns!
Abilities: Improbability | Failed a Spot Check | The Penguin Mafia |
Inventory: Lightsaber of All-Slaying, Awesome Headband

Name: Draignean
Description: A cunning master of roleplaying, beware his deadly story making skills!
Abilities: Roleplaying| Realistic Nature | Serious Roleplayer|
Inventory: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses], Roleplaying Kit .

Name: Taricus
Description: A follower of the way of the Dice, beware his deadly luck!
Abilities: Lucky | Too Lucky. | Lucky luck luck luck |
Inventory: Holographic Power Armor , Six-Sided Dice

Name: Gatleos
Description: A legendary figure in the world of RTD's, beware his deadly GM'ing!
Abilities: Leadership| Meta Meta Meta| Abilities from RTD Past |
Inventory: Familiar Cigar , Communication Screen

Name: KineseN
Description: A mysterious unkown figure, beware his/her's deadly coding!
Abilities: Tower Defence | Unkown| Forum Lurker
Inventory: Pocket Fortress , Smoke Bombs

Name: TherosPherae
Description: A forum goer who is seen almost everywhere, beware his deadly Saxophone!
Abilities: Get's Around.| Confusing Image | Saxphone Power!
Inventory: Magical Saxophone , Paper Wings