Turn 3- Best Disguise EverDarvi
" GUUUUUUYYYS!!! STOP ALL THIS FUCKING FIGHTING OR I WILL KILL SOMEBODY WITH THIS NEAT LASERSWORD!
Or at least I'll spam the topic with TvTropes links.
Thank you for your attention."
[1] You start whining to them, they don't seem to enjoy that. They all stop fighting, and start moving towards you!
Taricus
Counter-spam with Page long posts.
[4] You post a page long post about what made you happy, and the nature of happiness itself. They stop talking for a few seconds, then continue shouting out random things.
Gatleos
Uh... uh...
Point behind them and yell, "Look, a three-headed monkey!" then cobble together a fake beard of beer foam from a nearby tankard to use as a disguise.
[5] You yell out "Look, a three-headed monkey!", and they turn around looking for any mutated monkey threats. While they're not looking you akwardly mash together a disguise out of beer foam. Excelent, they'll never find you now! But due to the beer foam beard being well....bearfoam, it will only last for one turn!
KineseN
So, the leader is in the Sad thread? Let's pay it a visit. But first -
I take this piece of armor... And equip it!
[AUTO-SUCCESS] You activate your pocket fortress, which magically turns into a large shield with menacing slade spikes! You then start merrily marching your way towards the sad thread.
Draignean
Toss the link down a random dangerous materials sump (Aka a dead thread) and then use Meta senses to determine which of the intrepid members of our party is closest to discovering the secret of the Toad's location.
[2] As you look for a thread to throw the link into, you stumble and it flies out of your hands! [4] Luckily it flies into a convienently placed thread which is technically dead, but people won't stop necroing it. You hear the screams of innocent Necromancers, well atleast the link problem was solved. [6] Using your meta senses you detect that KineseN is the closest to the current goal, and he/she (I honestly have no idea.) is heading towards the sad thread.
TherosPherae
STRIFE the spambot with the Saxophone. Aim for the head.
[6] You stand still, not doing anything for some odd reason. Then you hear a booming voice say "Erh, whoops forgot about you.", you then suddenly spring into action dodging the links thrown at you. You swing your saxophone and knock the spambot's head clean off! It collapses to the ground,
fucking awesome.
Characters
Name: Darvi
Description: Awesome dude with an awesome headband, beware his deadly puns!
Abilities:
Improbability |
Failed a Spot Check |
The Penguin Mafia |
Inventory:
Lightsaber of All-Slaying,
Awesome Headband Name: Draignean
Description: A cunning master of roleplaying, beware his deadly story making skills!
Abilities:
Roleplaying|
Realistic Nature |
Serious Roleplayer|
Inventory:
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses], Roleplaying Kit .
Name: Taricus
Description: A follower of the way of the Dice, beware his deadly luck!
Abilities: Lucky | Too Lucky. | Lucky luck luck luck |
Inventory: Holographic Power Armor , Six-Sided Dice
Name: Gatleos
Description: A legendary figure in the world of RTD's, beware his deadly GM'ing!
Abilities: Leadership| Meta Meta Meta| Abilities from RTD Past | ever[/i], will only last for one turn.] Foam Beard
Inventory: Familiar Cigar , Communication Screen
Name: KineseN
Description: A mysterious unkown figure, beware his/her's deadly coding!
Abilities: Tower Defence | Unkown| Forum Lurker
Inventory: Pocket Fortress , Smoke Bombs
Name: TherosPherae
Description: A forum goer who is seen almost everywhere, beware his deadly Saxophone!
Abilities: Get's Around.| Confusing Image | Saxphone Power!
Inventory: Magical Saxophone , Paper Wings