Shade starts walking in circle jumping from a molten rock to another, thinking hard while a magma crab follows him, passing him different types of flaming drinks.
"no no, as i said before it's NOT only geeses. It's WAR geeses, WAR ADAMANTIUM HAWKS, MAGMA CRABS, And in a while, when this beauty will hatch, half dragon half demon spawn! yes...i'm sure she's going to be a beautiful little spawn, ain't you?" Cuddling the egg in his arm. One of the many he took.
"they'll be my generals. Think about it Crab. Think, the world will be ours. Nobody will stop us. Nobody! MWAUHUAHUAUAHAU cough. hmmm yes" sipping one of the flaming liquids "this will do nice. Go and throw it in the acqueduct connected to this building. When water will turn red as blood everyone will certainly be happy! and will want to give me souls." i say. Pushing a botton on the wall, a plexiglass tube pops down, and sucks in the magma crab, who is pushed up until he reaches outside.
*the little adventure of MAGMA CRAB!*
"magma crab!" i exclaim as i walk to obey the orders or our chief, and overlord, and our first predator, Shade. i walk slowly, while on fire, and that makes the grass around me go on fire. Everyone is going to be so happy for shade gift! i reach the Cistern. I must careful not to trip inside. Or i'll become just a CRAB. and normal CRABS are stupid. Way better MAGMA CRABS. I pour the liquid inside. Which slowly fizzles away as the water turns darker and redder.
Well done magma crab! now, i just walk back down, and do the secret song next to the secret camouflaged gnome in the garden:
"magma magma magma crabs!
we rule the world and nothing else can!
magma magma magma crabs!
we are way better
than those stupid normal crabs!
magma!"
and the gnome shifts aside to reveal a small magma-crab elevator. Which i take to go back down to my overlord.
*back to shade*
"job well done! magma crab!"