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Author Topic: Strangest Shit Ever  (Read 137841 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1170 on: July 23, 2011, 02:38:39 pm »
Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.

I'm crying now...

Yay, kittens!

Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.

Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1171 on: July 23, 2011, 02:42:10 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 02:38:39 pm
Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.

I'm crying now...

Yay, kittens!

Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.

Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
They fucking SUFFOCATED?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1172 on: July 23, 2011, 02:50:07 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on July 23, 2011, 02:42:10 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 02:38:39 pm
Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.

I'm crying now...

Yay, kittens!

Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.

Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
They fucking SUFFOCATED?
Yep. You have to wash the mucus and crap off their faces because it initially covers their mouth and nose.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1173 on: July 23, 2011, 03:04:29 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 02:50:07 pm
Quote from: noah22223 on July 23, 2011, 02:42:10 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 02:38:39 pm
Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.

I'm crying now...

Yay, kittens!

Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.

Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
They fucking SUFFOCATED?
Yep. You have to wash the mucus and crap off their faces because it initially covers their mouth and nose.
My cat had that problem during her first pregnancy, so we had to do it ourselves to "teach her". We did however, lose one kitten. Not sure if it was a stillborn or if it suffocated. We found it lying in a pool of blood in a drawer box under a bed. At least she and we have learned from last time. Two healthy kittens and possibly more to come.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1174 on: July 23, 2011, 03:22:51 pm »
Birthing is a brutal process.  The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs.  Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1175 on: July 23, 2011, 03:23:56 pm »
Even with drugs it's still "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1176 on: July 23, 2011, 03:50:48 pm »
Calling birth a "miracle" had to have been someone's cruel idea of irony. I'm just glad I'm a dude, and that I'll never have to...or at least, not with current technology.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1177 on: July 23, 2011, 03:55:04 pm »
Someone wrote a story that appeared in Asimov's short story book "Trilogy" where an openly gay couple discovered that one of the men had an unborn twin who'd been absorbed into his body when he was growing up.  According to former medical doctrine, the lump would be cut out.  According to current (sci-fi) medicine, the unborn child could be rescued and was therefore considered a person who could be saved, and apparently abortion was illegal as well because he took the child to term.  I didn't read the whole thing, as I recall the writing style was the sort that made you loiter over every word as if it were a mismatched, uneven stepping stone in a narrow rock path.  Why anyone loves to write in such cumbersome way is beyond me.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1178 on: July 23, 2011, 04:20:14 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on July 23, 2011, 03:22:51 pm
Birthing is a brutal process.  The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs.  Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"

And that's why men instinctively like women with larger hips.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1179 on: July 23, 2011, 04:24:20 pm »
Dems be birthin' hips.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1180 on: July 23, 2011, 05:02:52 pm »
Then why do I like women with larger hips?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1181 on: July 23, 2011, 05:35:56 pm »
Because, in addition to being good for childbirth, larger hips are awesome.
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Quote from: Smarticus on July 07, 2011, 10:24:06 pm
Currently I have "The Breached Anus of brides"  sounds like a disastrous honey moon.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1182 on: July 23, 2011, 05:41:03 pm »
I'm not particularly fond of them myself.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1183 on: July 23, 2011, 08:26:38 pm »
Holy crap look at that ass.

I have decided that it is entirely appropriate for the various bad-ass large herbivores to routinely kill other creatures with ease, and wish DF permitted such antics. That is absolutely terrifying.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1184 on: July 23, 2011, 09:51:29 pm »
That cat got caught from behind there, a real spanking. A great rebuttal of this unprovoked ambush.
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Quote from: LemonFrosted on July 07, 2011, 11:20:19 am
Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

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