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[Darvi]

Welp, once Ottofar posts I can update! Yay~

[Ultimuh]

Well it might be a good idea to check your inbox more often,.. Already PM'd you again.

[Darvi]

WERE DOING THIS!
You know who you are.

Also, SC, given up on finding the hint?

[SeriousConcentrate]

Thought about and next turn I'm going to try

A: Extinguishing the candles again and
B: Drop that sucker back down into Sis's room to see if it'll break. If it's a 'lie' then whatever I need is probably in it.

Other than that I got nothing.

[Darvi]

Note to self: You are being extremely cryptic.

Bwhahahaha!

[Riccto]

I dont have a clue what I am doing.

[Darvi]

Welp, since Ottofar didn't post, I'll update this and prod him while Rai posts in the revived Zaphain thread.

[Darvi]

Richard:

>Captchalogue that CAKE! Then head upstairs and TROLL a MESSAGEBOARD by posting my latest SPIRIT CALIBER SLASHFIC.

[5] You try to captchalogue the CAKE, but then you remember that your SYLLADEX is full.
Instead you lift up the cake and through it through the roof.

Next, you post a slashfic on the internet.
[4] Some of the readers are confused because it contains to romantic content, but they quickly realize it's about people slashing at each other with their swords.
Your TROLLMETER goes up by a point.

Arnold:

>Decide that today, you don't want to do anything. Delete everything for today on the schedule manager, and open up Mist to see if there are any decent new games. Also open up Pesterchum.

[1] OH NOEZ!
Mist has been hacked by Roflhack and now you cannot play any of your favorite games anymore! D:D:D: *sadface*

You open up Pesterchum, but you immediately feel saddened when you realize that your chumroll is empty.

Also, Darvi, could I have a little more info on what my character is supposed to be - namely, am I one of the aliens or not, and why exactly am I so important that they won't even let me have knives?

You mean you don't know?
Some say that you are the last in a long line of Chosen.
Chosen by the gods.
Chosen to rule.

Your father is King and ruler of your country, and you are the heir to the throne.
You are currently under the custody of your GREAT-GRANDFATHER, both to teach you how to be a good ruler and to protect you from harm.
Unfortunately he's really overzealous, and treats you like a finely crafted glass figurine.

You don't even like it.
You don't want to rule, and all the power, and telling other people what to do.
That's what they got democracy for, right?
You don't even know any other people of your age.
You decide to change that last bit today.

Derek:

Check out that sand dune to the left.

Spoiler: What Dune? (click to show/hide)

Enrique:

>Place the chest at some low place, Climb up to some high place. Equip Boots. ULTRA METOR DROP THE LOCK

Spoiler: They say a picture says more than a thousand words so... (click to show/hide)

Will it hit?
WILL IT HIT?

Matt:

>Unplug the TV, then walk outside to check the mail/newspaper.

You unplug the TV to remove any further fire hazards.

Satisfied with your sense of security, you check the mail.
[5] Hopy Jegus there's a present in the mailbox!
It's addressed to SAM though...

[Dermonster]

Wanderer, gain a correct definition of left and right.

Continue wandering the endless wastes. Preach the religion to all who may or may not hear.

[TherosPherae]

Add people on Pesterchum by making random stuff up and checking if it's someone's username.

Oh gosh, if I roll low on this, it's going to be very, very bad. And very, very hilarious.

[SeriousConcentrate]

>Wait for the CAKE to fall back down. Meanwhile, mess with the CRUXTRUDER some more. Just because.

[Strife26]

> CAPTCHALOGUE the PRESENT, then SEARCH for SAM.

[Ottofar]

Sorry guys, I kinda forgot this at some point. But yeah.

>Mick: Try and locate Derek.

[Riccto]

> GIGA BOOT SMASH!

[Darvi]

Oh hey I can update.

Preparing shenanigans...