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[choobakka]

Oh, for our starting thing? I'll pm you.

Oh, I know exactly what your planet will be.

It's groanworthy.

What? But... Ah, fine. ...Does it spell JONES?

[Darvi]

I can tell you 3 of the 5 letters.

An o, and l, and an a, in no particular order.

[choobakka]

Oh. Great. Very helpful. Land of __ and __, I guess...

[Darvi]

You see me trollin'
you hatin'...

[Strife26]

>Learn proper gun clearing procedure very very quickly.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

-->AGGRESS

Derek:-1 for fighting unarmed
Poring:-2 for being the weakest goddamn monster ever
(6-1 vs. 1-2)

No. Instead, you ANNIHILATE the blob of Jelly.

Derek attacks Poring.CRITICAL HIT!!!
Poring sustains lethal damage!
Derek obtains Staff of the Dadhearst!

You hum a catchy tune.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

Mick: Captchalogue some cookies, avoid grandma.

You walk into the kitchen,
[1] but stumble over some random junk that your grandma keeps collecting, hurting yourself badly.
You have no idea how the old woman can move around without such problems.
It's like she's some kind of ninja or something.
[1]You hear some noise from behind you.
It seems like your grandma just entered the kitchen.
She asks you if you want some cookies by engaging in STRIFE!

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

Quickly, Abscond from Bedroom, Run over to mail-box. Check...The Mail..

You descend from your room,
[1]but crash into your old man.
It seems like it's time for your daily training sessions.
STRIFE!

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>NOW check on my Vapor download of the fancy new game and my Gnome Abode game.

[2] Apparently your download got paused when you last logged off your computer.
You turn it back on and check how your abode's doing.
[1]Apparently, all your extensive modding of the game causes compatibility problems, which crash your game and ruin your save file FOREVER.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

>Open up Frootyloopz, remix 'Sweet Child o' Mine' to sound like some odd fusion of Guns 'N Roses, J-Pop, and Drum & Bass.

[4] You resist the urge to visit the most notorious timesink on the Web.
Instead, you open your Frootyloopz program and try to remix "Sweet child o' mine"
[6]You make an absolutely sweet remix of the song,
but unfortunately it's too awesome for your computer to handle.
You're forced to close the program.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

>Learn proper gun clearing procedure very very quickly.

[3] You fail to remember how to do it, since you've known it all along, and merely forgot to do it.

[Dermonster]

--> Sneak to the kitchen. Must retrieve Hearty breakfast of Toast! Also, possibly a new issue of Generic Gaming Magazine in the mail!

[choobakka]

==> Glare at computer and take ALIEN DISGUISE off of hook. Wear it.

[Ottofar]

>Mick: ABJURE!

[Strife26]

->Remind self to remember in the future.

[Riccto]

>Enrique> Retrive Timbertown from Shoekind Specibus, AGRESS

[Darvi]

>Mick: ABJURE!

I've got the perfect command for that *g*

[Ultimuh]

Hmm.. looks interesting.. Care to put me on waiting list?

[Darvi]

Once you send me character details, sure.

[Ultimuh]

Alright, you got my character.
Also.. it was supposed to be in a PM.. whoops.