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[Strife26]

-->Retrieve Arms. Clear and clean them.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Mick: Examine nearest closet, cabinet, chest, or other container.

You open the nearest container.
[5] You take a VIOLIN out if its case, and start playing a haunting tune.
...
...
That was beautiful.

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Load up saved game of Persona 4. Finally achieve True Ending!

You have no idea what this "Persona 4" is.
However, you have received a brand new Pony Slaystation for your birthday.
You unpack it, connect it to your computer monitor, and start playing Ninja Pony 3: Rainbow Power
[4]You quickly clear the first level, and kill the first boss.
Them ponies are rad.

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

->Rick: Take stock of the room. Make sure there are actually supplies to bake a strawberry pie.

You check your stock, and as usual you have everything you need.
You start baking a pie. You cannot outcook Richard in a cook off. He is simply the best there is.
[1] Or at least you like to think so. In fact, as you start cracking the eggs, your kitchen catches on fire!
How the fuck did that happen?

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Admire Shoe collection

You open your cupboard.
Inside, you find all your precious shoes. Your favorite pair are the white, made-to-measure INVERSE SNEAKERS.
You also see your TIMBERTOWN BOOTS, which you always wear on your hikes.
You decide to captchalogue both to your SHOEKIND SPECIBUS

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

==> Captchalogue OFFICIAL INDIANA JONES PROP REPLICA WHIP and allocate to Strife Specibus

Indiana Jones? You surely mean CAROLINA JONES?
She's like, your idol, what with her cool hat and her awesome whip.
Although you occasionally suspect that you might be developing a certain fetish for her.
Either way, you captchalogue your WHIP PROP and allocate it to your WHIPKIND SPECIBUS

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

-->Retrieve Arms. Clear and clean them.

You already got arms, stupid! You're still holding them, in fact!
You're currently wielding a pair of RTS 26 PISTOLS. You decide to clean them.
[4]Your FIREARMS require regular MAINTENANCE, and taking them apart, cleaning them, and putting them together is your favorite part of collecting them.
You allocate them to your FIREARMS SPECIBUS afterwards.

[choobakka]

>Pester striFe26
LW: AAAAARRRe you going to the LAAAAAARRRP next weekend?
LW: Because that's the only time I can get you in.
LW: The organizers hate drop-ins.
LW: Message me when you can.

>Start up Gnome Abode and check on the status of my new game, Leatherwhips the Ship of Space. Also check on my Vapor (an online gaming thing made by the Faucet company) download of the new game.Actually, don't waste time with games. Go out of my room and clean up some of the papers that are scattered around the apartment.

[Dermonster]

--> Retrieve trusty Father-crafted staff. Do not allocate to Strife specibi just yet. Examine wall of Self made implements of Ancient War as per patriarchal obsession/hobby.

[SeriousConcentrate]

->Rush downstairs to get the fire extinguisher and allocate it to my Aerosolkind Strife Specibus, then put out the fire! Afterwards, check the mail for the plot hook package I ordered some time before my birthday. And grab any/everything that might be useful in the future like the flour, pie tins, sliced strawberries, etc.

[Riccto]

> Pestering AnayzingCulinarian [AC]
BR: WELL WE SHOULD...GET TOGETHER FOR...ANOTHER JAM SESSION...SOON WE CAN...SEND IT OVER...TO THOSE KOOKY...LARPERS NOW IF...YOU WOULD EXCUSE...ME I MUST...START MY DRILLS

>Start Drills, Become pumped.

[Strife26]

26: I'll do my best, you know how much I'd like to get in on som LAAAAAAAARRRRRRPING action.
26: Not sure 'bout my sced. though. What time?


--> Clear RTS's, then practice functions checking them.

[choobakka]

LW: AAAAAAARRRound ten in the morning. Usual place. Hope you can come.

[Ottofar]

>Allocate VIOLIN to Strife Specibus, then proceed downstairs.

[Fniff]

Wait list me.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Stephen (click to show/hide)

>Start up Gnome Abode and check on the status of my new game, Leatherwhips the Ship of Space. Also check on my Vapor (an online gaming thing made by the Faucet company) download of the new game.Actually, don't waste time with games. Go out of my room and clean up some of the papers that are scattered around the apartment.

You decide to clean your apartment.
[3]You go around picking up the papers that are scattered across the rooms, and throw them into the trash can.
As you turn around, you notice that somehow, the amount of paper lying around hasn't decreased. Huh.

Spoiler: Derek (click to show/hide)

--> Retrieve trusty Father-crafted staff. Do not allocate to Strife specibi just yet. Examine wall of Self made implements of Ancient War as per patriarchal obsession/hobby.

You examine the wall.
[3]Somehow, it's less interesting than the objects attached to it.

You pick up the staff and captchalogue it.
Suddenly, your vision gets blurry and a cute ball of slime appears.
STRIFE!
[2]You try to turn on the awesome battle music, but notice that you're not carrying your mp3-player with you.
So instead, you decide to sing the tune yourself.
Enemies: 1 poring

Spoiler: Richard (click to show/hide)

->Rush downstairs to get the fire extinguisher and allocate it to my Aerosolkind Strife Specibus, then put out the fire! Afterwards, check the mail for the plot hook package I ordered some time before my birthday. And grab any/everything that might be useful in the future like the flour, pie tins, sliced strawberries, etc.

You rush downstairs [6] so quickly that you run into the wall opposite to the stairs.
[4] You allocate the fire extinguisher to your AEROSOLKIND SPECIBUS,[1] run outside and spray the letterbox full of fire extinguishing powder.
Fuck. You gotta concentrate man!

You captchalogue the mail, [6,6,6,6,4] which gets assigned to four of a kind.
[5] You run into your room, extinguish the fire, and luckily nothing got harmed.
[5] In fact, the fire somehow baked everything into a delicious strawberry pie!
You captchalogue it [6,6,6,6,5] [3], and your mail get shot against the wall.

Spoiler: Enrique (click to show/hide)

>Start Drills, Become pumped.

You start doing push ups, [2] but pull a muscle.
Ouch.

Spoiler: Matt (click to show/hide)

--> Clear RTS's, then practice functions checking them.

You check your guns.
[6]They work perfectly, and demonstrate it by shooting throw the package on your bed.
Whoops.
Shouldn't have reloaded them a moment ago.

Spoiler: Mick (click to show/hide)

>Allocate VIOLIN to Strife Specibus, then proceed downstairs.

You do so, [1] and fall down the stairs.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING! :y
You can hear your grandma working in the kitchen, and smell some freshly baked cookies.
[6] The thought of homemade cookies makes you drool all over your clothes.

[SeriousConcentrate]

->Leave the mail where it is, check Pesterchum.

AC: Hay, are you on beetbox?
AC: Message me when you sign on. I wanted to know how that remix was coming along.
AC: If I don't answer you in a minute or two when you message me back I'm probably working on a pie. ^^
BR:HEY SORRY ABOUT THAT... I WAS ON... A RUN AROUND... THE..BLOCK
BR: THE REMIX IS... COMING ALONG WELL...I THREW IN...SOME SPECTACULAR BASS...LINES THAT SOUNDED...PRETTY... P***T
BR: SORRY ABOUT THAT... MY FATHER INSTALLED...A FIREWALL THAT... BLOCK ANY DERRITIVE...OF F*T ALSO...WHAT KIND OF ...PIE
BR: WELL WE SHOULD...GET TOGETHER FOR...ANOTHER JAM SESSION...SOON WE CAN...SEND IT OVER...TO THOSE KOOKY...LARPERS NOW IF...YOU WOULD EXCUSE...ME I MUST...START MY DRILLS
AC: Sorry about that.
AC: I accidentally set my kitchen on fire!
AC: It's cool as a cucumber now though. I put it out.
AC: Onion other hand, the strawberry pie turned out really well despite the incident.
AC: Speaking of sweet beetz, I need to finish my own work. I'll send it on when I get finished. ^^

[Dermonster]

--> With practiced ease, bash slime with the end of the staff.

[Darvi]

--> With practiced ease, bash slime with the end of the staff.

The staff is nowhere to be found.

Also, combat have Added Alliterative Appeal, good sir.

[Dermonster]

Oh, right.

...

What?

erm...

--> Punch Preposterous Poring?