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Author Topic: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.  (Read 38723 times)

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #180 on: May 14, 2011, 11:50:37 am »
Saturday, 7:00: Cult leader explains how he was wrong. Turns out that it's NEXT year. His cult believes him.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #181 on: May 14, 2011, 12:09:23 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on May 13, 2011, 11:23:49 pm
Of course what's really going to happen is the death of modern civilization. Magic will appear and dwarves, elves, and trolls will pop up, evolving from humans. Cybernetic implants will come, and people will start logging into a virtual reality, and refer to hacking/computer use as "decking" after the new name of their computers, and grand overarching villainous plots involving world destruction and/or domination will become commonplace.

...

Did I mention the government will fall apart and there will be rampant corruption? Because that happens too.

Sounds like fun. Where do I get my level 3 wired reflexes and a pair of SMG's with cybernetic targeting assistance and full of explosive rounds?
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I don't care cause I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me...

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #182 on: May 17, 2011, 07:51:57 pm »
Seattle atheists are collecting money for a "Rapture Relief Fund."  If the Rapture occurs, they will use it to help the needy survivors.  If none occurs, they'll donate it to Camp Quest to help them encourage proper atheist critical thinking  :P

So much facepalm, it sounds like applause.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #183 on: May 17, 2011, 08:39:34 pm »
I will genuinely give £100 to everyone in this thread if rapture does happen.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #184 on: May 17, 2011, 08:41:10 pm »
Quote from: Nilocy on May 17, 2011, 08:39:34 pm
I will genuinely give £100 to everyone in this thread if rapture does happen.
Posting for cash.

I cannot wait to hear about how he forgot to carry a 1 on PTTG??'s news report.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #185 on: May 17, 2011, 08:41:23 pm »
Quote from: Nilocy on May 17, 2011, 08:39:34 pm
I will genuinely give £100 to everyone in this thread if rapture does happen.
I'll give a million.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #186 on: May 17, 2011, 08:45:24 pm »
Ofcourse, assume rapture does happen I'll probably be in hell, or some kinda paradise on earth where all the religious people have gone away.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #187 on: May 17, 2011, 08:47:58 pm »
It's only Christians, if this rapture is what they say it is. Presumably devoted Christians. I only qualify for the first on a technicality so I'm thinking there won't be many people missing.

Frankly, if it is only Christians and not all good people, he's kinda a dud God anyway.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #188 on: May 17, 2011, 08:55:04 pm »
The world is ending, collapsing into a fiery chaos!

Servant, fetch my battleaxe!



I've always had a strange notion that if heaven and hell actually exist, it will turn out that hell is the better place to go and all the people that spent their lives trying to get to heaven will be SO disappointed.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #189 on: May 17, 2011, 09:02:10 pm »
Quote from: When In Doubt, Lava on May 17, 2011, 08:55:04 pm
I've always had a strange notion that if heaven and hell actually exist, it will turn out that hell is the better place to go and all the people that spent their lives trying to get to heaven will be SO disappointed.
Horay for hell!

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #190 on: May 17, 2011, 09:42:16 pm »
Shall I go dig up zombie preparedness once more? I guess that I'll be at one of those military checkpoints when shit goes down. Woo!
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #191 on: May 17, 2011, 09:56:16 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on May 17, 2011, 09:42:16 pm
Shall I go dig up zombie preparedness once more?
Nah, I think we've got all we need.

A baseball bat, some sharp objects and some duct-tape.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #192 on: May 17, 2011, 10:03:41 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on May 17, 2011, 09:42:16 pm
Shall I go dig up zombie preparedness once more? I guess that I'll be at one of those military checkpoints when shit goes down. Woo!

Funny, I bet the army does actually have a contingency plan for something like this.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #193 on: May 17, 2011, 10:11:29 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 17, 2011, 10:03:41 pm
Quote from: Strife26 on May 17, 2011, 09:42:16 pm
Shall I go dig up zombie preparedness once more? I guess that I'll be at one of those military checkpoints when shit goes down. Woo!

Funny, I bet the army does actually have a contingency plan for something like this.

Yeah, it's because of the failed proje-

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #194 on: May 17, 2011, 10:14:24 pm »
Probably no real plan, but there may be a contingency for either mass pandemic, or for total anarchy following a dirty bomb attack, which may have some elements practical in a zombie scenario.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 10:31:54 pm by PTTG?? »
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