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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #60 on: May 11, 2011, 07:03:38 pm »
They don't make suitcases big enough to fit us in.

Sue.
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Megaman

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #61 on: May 11, 2011, 07:09:07 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 11, 2011, 07:03:38 pm
They don't make suitcases big enough to fit us in.

Sue.
Aright.
First things first- Find a lawyer and get money to hire him.

Inv:
$100

At Home:
Bits of broken chair

Skills:
Floor destroying(Dabbling)

Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent

Home:
Crappy Apartment, gaping hole

QUESTS:
Find a lawyer, and remember to bring money for him
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Furtuka

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #62 on: May 11, 2011, 07:14:04 pm »
Follow people around without a shirt on until they pay you to stop
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #63 on: May 11, 2011, 08:04:33 pm »
Waddle to local Burger Joint.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #64 on: May 11, 2011, 08:44:23 pm »
BECOME A GOD!
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #65 on: May 11, 2011, 08:46:05 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on May 11, 2011, 07:14:04 pm
Follow people around without a shirt on until they pay you to stop
You do so. The police beat you up. Oh well.

Quote from: V-Norrec on May 11, 2011, 08:04:33 pm
Waddle to local Burger Joint.
After hiding your bruises in your massive rolls of fat, you waddle the BJ joint. What an innocent name. There are several people inside, and the employees recognize you instantly.

inv:
$100

At Home:
Bits of broken chair

Skills:
Floor destroying(Dabbling)

Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent
Hidden Bruises

Home:
Crappy Apartment, gaping hole

QUESTS:
Find a lawyer, and remember to bring money for him
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Gatleos

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #66 on: May 11, 2011, 10:10:05 pm »
> Order an Xtra-Xtra-Xtra-Large tub of fries and clean it out. Then go to the playground area and kidnap a child by enveloping him with your fat. Hold him for ransom to make some money.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #67 on: May 12, 2011, 12:38:36 am »
Quote from: Gatleos on May 11, 2011, 10:10:05 pm
> Order an Xtra-Xtra-Xtra-Large tub of fries and clean it out. Then go to the playground area and kidnap a child by enveloping him with your fat. Hold him for ransom to make some money.

This.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #68 on: May 12, 2011, 08:15:31 am »
> Lure said child by growing a big white beard and smearing yourself in Ketchup.  You will look exactly like Santa!
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #69 on: May 12, 2011, 08:46:15 am »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 12, 2011, 08:15:31 am
> Lure said child by growing a big white beard and smearing yourself in Ketchup.  You will look exactly like Santa!
Then promise said child Candy, Comic Books, and a nap.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2011, 03:37:09 pm »
Sing the Major-General's song in a snotty british accent just for the the hell of it.
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