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Author Topic: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)  (Read 6668 times)

Rumrusher

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2011, 10:18:48 pm »
Become the Space captain of the Uss Lardfat one of the largest cruiser in known empty space, ask your crew to channel all store energy into the ship lazer.
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Ricky

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2011, 11:21:34 pm »
Quote from: Rumrusher on May 09, 2011, 10:18:48 pm
Become the Space captain of the Uss Lardfat one of the largest cruiser in known empty space, ask your crew to channel all store energy into the ship lazer.
puke

I say this, but revised.


You live in salt lake city, already being composed of fat with a brain, become a floating amusement park on the salt lake.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2011, 11:08:55 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 09, 2011, 07:28:03 pm
Take a nap on the floor, using our blubber as a mattress
You wake up the next day. You're stuck on the floor again. DAM

Inv:
$100

At Home:
Bits of broken chair

Skills:
None

Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent
On the floor

Home:
Crappy Apartment

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2011, 11:23:10 pm »
Imagine that the little lightbulb hanging loosely from the ceiling is a potato chip.
GET THE FUCK UP.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2011, 11:51:45 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 10, 2011, 11:23:10 pm
Imagine that the little lightbulb hanging loosely from the ceiling is a potato chip.
GET THE FUCK UP.

We tried that and fell on our ass immediately after.

Stick straw into flabs of fat. Suck out and eat fat. Because you don't metabolize food completely, some will weight be lost each time. Keep doing this until you are light enough to get up.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #50 on: May 11, 2011, 12:06:36 am »
Accept fate, and roll to fridge.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #51 on: May 11, 2011, 01:01:32 am »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 10, 2011, 11:23:10 pm
Imagine that the little lightbulb hanging loosely from the ceiling is a potato chip.
GET THE FUCK UP.
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Quote from: Stone Wera on May 10, 2011, 11:51:45 pm
Stick straw into flabs of fat. Suck out and eat fat. Because you don't metabolize food completely, some will weight be lost each time. Keep doing this until you are light enough to get up.
You do so. Unfortunately, you aimed incorrectly and now you stuck it straight into your heart. Blood rapidly pumps out, killing you.

Should have never trusted those weight loss programs

YOU DIE

Quote from: Megaman on May 10, 2011, 11:08:55 pm
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 09, 2011, 07:28:03 pm
Take a nap on the floor, using our blubber as a mattress
You wake up the next day. You're stuck on the floor again. DAM

Inv:
$100

At Home:
Bits of broken chair

Skills:
None

Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent
On the floor

Home:
Crappy Apartment


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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #52 on: May 11, 2011, 02:37:30 am »
Be the new landlord that is more sucessful at life.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #53 on: May 11, 2011, 07:53:17 am »
Indirectly ruin landlord by falling through the floor.

Then pretend the wood scraps are potato chips.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2011, 09:57:11 am »
Try to develop a new skill.  Bouncing!

Bounce onward to victory!
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2011, 10:07:35 am »
Envelop fourth wall with flab, alter status of current turn to:
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #56 on: May 11, 2011, 11:36:26 am »
Quote from: Ricky on May 11, 2011, 07:53:17 am
Indirectly ruin landlord by falling through the floor.

Then pretend the wood scraps are potato chips.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2011, 05:48:39 pm »
Quote from: Ricky on May 11, 2011, 07:53:17 am
Indirectly ruin landlord by falling through the floor.

Then pretend the wood scraps are potato chips.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
You fall to the first floor, killing a bowl of goldfish and causing a whopping TEN CENTS in damages to the landlord. Man these floors are cheap. you fall on your feet like all fat men, and are now standing up. You try to eat a wood shard, but the wood in this place is so cheap it disintegrates in your hands.

Inv:
$100

At Home:
Bits of broken chair

Skills:
Floor destroying(Dabbling)

Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent

Home:
Crappy Apartment, gaping hole

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2011, 06:33:08 pm »
Take landlord to court on charges of whatever that would be called (I forget).
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Quote from: Mindmaker on April 16, 2011, 02:42:19 pm
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2011, 06:34:18 pm »
Quote from: Ricky on May 11, 2011, 06:33:08 pm
Take landlord to court on charges of whatever that would be called (I forget).
This is a government apartment building. You pay no rent, and the last person to sue the government was found in a river. In a suitcase.
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