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Author Topic: Im about to cause an unfortunate accident...  (Read 1515 times)

Girlinhat

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Re: Im about to cause an unfortunate accident...
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2011, 04:55:04 am »

And then lol when it turns out to be a massive fluffy wambler composed of water, and its toxic blood actually causes mild rash and swelling of the feet for a few days.

Musashi

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Re: Im about to cause an unfortunate accident...
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2011, 05:00:01 am »

And then lol when it turns out to be a massive fluffy wambler composed of water, and its toxic blood actually causes mild rash and swelling of the feet for a few days.
Well, in that case, congratulate the mayor for volunteering to test the syndrome without putting anyone else at risk, and do it again with another monster.  ;D
Plus, you never know when he's going to dodge into a 5 z-level cliff, or into water, and drown like an idiot...
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mrtspence

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Re: Im about to cause an unfortunate accident...
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2011, 06:56:50 am »

Once you do get magma, the cruellest way to kill a dwarf is by locking them in a room with a small pond of magma. Driven by mad thirst, they will proceed to DRINK THE MAGMA! It causes horrible burns to their hands and face and is an all-time high in expressions of cruelty.
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noah22223

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Re: Im about to cause an unfortunate accident...
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2011, 09:33:07 am »

Im trying to kill THE mayor.
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Re: Im about to cause an unfortunate accident...
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2011, 09:42:10 am »

Im trying to kill THE mayor.

If you don't have magma, build a large pit under his room (~7 times the size), lock in the mayor, flood the room then dump the water into the pit. Quick, effective and re-usable if your dwarves make another terrible decision on who should run the fort.
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Re: Im about to cause an unfortunate accident...
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2011, 02:45:45 pm »

Bridge him, wall him in, set a bed up at +15 level and use a lever to trigger that to cause? Why do you even need Magma for some noble? :P
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