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[Girlinhat]

And then lol when it turns out to be a massive fluffy wambler composed of water, and its toxic blood actually causes mild rash and swelling of the feet for a few days.

[Musashi]

And then lol when it turns out to be a massive fluffy wambler composed of water, and its toxic blood actually causes mild rash and swelling of the feet for a few days.

Well, in that case, congratulate the mayor for volunteering to test the syndrome without putting anyone else at risk, and do it again with another monster. 
Plus, you never know when he's going to dodge into a 5 z-level cliff, or into water, and drown like an idiot...

[mrtspence]

Once you do get magma, the cruellest way to kill a dwarf is by locking them in a room with a small pond of magma. Driven by mad thirst, they will proceed to DRINK THE MAGMA! It causes horrible burns to their hands and face and is an all-time high in expressions of cruelty.

[noah22223]

Im trying to kill THE mayor.

[xmakina]

Im trying to kill THE mayor.

If you don't have magma, build a large pit under his room (~7 times the size), lock in the mayor, flood the room then dump the water into the pit. Quick, effective and re-usable if your dwarves make another terrible decision on who should run the fort.

[FrisianDude]

Bridge him, wall him in, set a bed up at +15 level and use a lever to trigger that to cause? Why do you even need Magma for some noble?

[Blade Master Model 42]

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What ? It's simple and efficient.

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In other words, not dwarven.