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[Dunamisdeos]

I had a fully-metal-armored soldier wielding two iron shields get kicked into a lake. Days later, she emerged, having taught herself to swim with no previous experience. She proceeded to turn a presumably surprised goblin archer into a giant bruise with shield bashes, drop a few one-liners about weaklings, and went to the tavern to get plastered.

Dworf Fartress

[origamiscienceguy]

The subplots will be around the outer area and through tunnels, I should have specified. The initial 20 x 20 will just be a central area that all of the plots and facilities connect to.

MineGrumps is only lightly modded. It just has anti-griefing stuff like claims, Lockette and item protection.

Pack it full with villagers, then use the spawned iron golems to make infinite iron.

[Insanegame27]

I had a fully-metal-armored soldier wielding two iron shields get kicked into a lake. Days later, she emerged, having taught herself to swim with no previous experience. She proceeded to turn a presumably surprised goblin archer into a giant bruise with shield bashes, drop a few one-liners about weaklings, and went to the tavern to get plastered.

Dworf Fartress

Of course, everyone knows drowning is the best way to learn to swim.

[AzyWng]

I fixed what was initially appeared to be a very scary computer problem!

Admittedly, I just removed and remounted the hard drive, but that was surprisingly difficult (I had to remove the keyboard and palm rest to get to the hard drive).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Real Life

[Insanegame27]

Real Life? Isn't that the new free MMORPG?
Many monthly fees, massive fully open game world, super duper NPC AI, billions of mobs, fully PvP and the best graphics known to man? Or am I thinking of outside?

[AzyWng]

Real Life? Isn't that the new free MMORPG?
Many monthly fees, massive fully open game world, super duper NPC AI, billions of mobs, fully PvP and the best graphics known to man? Or am I thinking of outside?

Not outside (I was in an indoor area at the time).

But yes, Real Life.

I don't think there are any NPCs, by the way, I think it's just all players!

Also, don't forget the super fast loading times!

Although for best performances players have to "sleep" for a few hours...

[Insanegame27]

Oh yeah, and the meta in that game is real. Too many metagamers and powergamers for my liking *cough cough politicians cough cough*

[Akura]

I had a fully-metal-armored soldier wielding two iron shields get kicked into a lake. Days later, she emerged, having taught herself to swim with no previous experience. She proceeded to turn a presumably surprised goblin archer into a giant bruise with shield bashes, drop a few one-liners about weaklings, and went to the tavern to get plastered.

Dworf Fartress

Of course, everyone knows drowning is the best way to learn to swim.

I guess that the shields were used as flotation devices.

I mean, you spread your arms(and legs) out as much as possible, and the wide surface area of the shields provides extra bouyancy.

[origamiscienceguy]

I had a fully-metal-armored soldier wielding two iron shields get kicked into a lake. Days later, she emerged, having taught herself to swim with no previous experience. She proceeded to turn a presumably surprised goblin archer into a giant bruise with shield bashes, drop a few one-liners about weaklings, and went to the tavern to get plastered.

Dworf Fartress

Of course, everyone knows drowning is the best way to learn to swim.

I guess that the shields were used as flotation devices.

I mean, you spread your arms(and legs) out as much as possible, and the wide surface area of the shields provides extra bouyancy.

bouyancy is the volume of water displaced. Holding a shield flat won't increase it's volume.

[Insanegame27]

I had a fully-metal-armored soldier wielding two iron shields get kicked into a lake. Days later, she emerged, having taught herself to swim with no previous experience. She proceeded to turn a presumably surprised goblin archer into a giant bruise with shield bashes, drop a few one-liners about weaklings, and went to the tavern to get plastered.

Dworf Fartress

Of course, everyone knows drowning is the best way to learn to swim.

I guess that the shields were used as flotation devices.

I mean, you spread your arms(and legs) out as much as possible, and the wide surface area of the shields provides extra bouyancy.

bouyancy is the volume of water displaced. Holding a shield flat won't increase it's volume.

It'll make you float if it's curved. Once it's displaced its own volume in water it will then proceed to float.

[itisnotlogical]

The subplots will be around the outer area and through tunnels, I should have specified. The initial 20 x 20 will just be a central area that all of the plots and facilities connect to.

MineGrumps is only lightly modded. It just has anti-griefing stuff like claims, Lockette and item protection.

Pack it full with villagers, then use the spawned iron golems to make infinite iron.

There's already an iron farm on the server, no point having two.

The town that has the iron farm also has a stupidly massive item sorting machine. Look at this thing:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

They say it's at about 10% capacity. Which probably means there are several chests full of most stackables in the game.

[Dunamisdeos]

I had a fully-metal-armored soldier wielding two iron shields get kicked into a lake. Days later, she emerged, having taught herself to swim with no previous experience. She proceeded to turn a presumably surprised goblin archer into a giant bruise with shield bashes, drop a few one-liners about weaklings, and went to the tavern to get plastered.

Dworf Fartress

Of course, everyone knows drowning is the best way to learn to swim.

I guess that the shields were used as flotation devices.

I mean, you spread your arms(and legs) out as much as possible, and the wide surface area of the shields provides extra bouyancy.

bouyancy is the volume of water displaced. Holding a shield flat won't increase it's volume.

It'll make you float if it's curved. Once it's displaced its own volume in water it will then proceed to float.

She was 2-Z under the water!!! Just sitting there, like an alligator waiting for the movement of its prey. Also, she is not a vampire. I checked that.

[Insanegame27]

I had a fully-metal-armored soldier wielding two iron shields get kicked into a lake. Days later, she emerged, having taught herself to swim with no previous experience. She proceeded to turn a presumably surprised goblin archer into a giant bruise with shield bashes, drop a few one-liners about weaklings, and went to the tavern to get plastered.

Dworf Fartress

Of course, everyone knows drowning is the best way to learn to swim.

I guess that the shields were used as flotation devices.

I mean, you spread your arms(and legs) out as much as possible, and the wide surface area of the shields provides extra bouyancy.

bouyancy is the volume of water displaced. Holding a shield flat won't increase it's volume.

It'll make you float if it's curved. Once it's displaced its own volume in water it will then proceed to float.

She was 2-Z under the water!!! Just sitting there, like an alligator waiting for the movement of its prey. Also, she is not a vampire. I checked that.

The Guardian 2: Resurgence confirmed

[origamiscienceguy]

The one pet-peeve I have about this "life" game is the character creator. You have no control. seriously? Huge oversight by the developer.

[/sarcasm]

[Insanegame27]

And not to mention the microtransactions. I mean, you just want that one thing, but to get it for free you need to go full wildlife, build the required facilities by hand from wood and stuff, then aquire the materials (V. hard without microtransactions) to make it.