Bloodbowl 2 My first online match with this team of lizards. The other team is chaos. For some reason my opponent has 0 rerolls.
Turn 1, his minotaur attacks one of my lizards trying to push him off the field into the angry abusive fans. Double skulls. He fails and the massive minotaur lands on his ass instead.
I steal the ball after a few turns and score a touchdown. The minotaur is ineffectual.
turn 1 of the next drive. the minotaur tries the same thing again, actually pushing one of my guys back but right before sending my guy into the crowd. my opponent rolls another set of double skulls. Minotaur lands on his ass again.
Me: Dude
Nuffle hates you.
Again I steal the ball and get another touchdown. One of my players fowled the minotaur while he was down, knocking it out for the rest of that half.
Next half: Minotaur is back, and this time he actually manages to push one of my team members into the crowd. But it was overzealous. And was right on the edge of the field itself. So next turn. one of my skinks, which are less than a fourth of the minotaur's size, and a third of it's strength, blitzes it from behind, gets a lucky roll, and pushes it into the crowd as well. The minotaur is actually injured from the move, causing it to miss my opponent's next game.
My Opponent: I think my Minotaur is defective.
Me: You should take it back and try to swap it out, maybe it's under warranty.
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