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[KingofstarrySkies]

nnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH HATE

[miauw62]

God dammit miauw62 that's annoying :/

Also I saw your steam name earlier today and was like wat

that's completely the point. sometimes you just need to mess with people that can't handle your dank may mays.

and yeah there's tons of people like this around V:

I'm sorry, but you cannot meme here without paying fealty to me, The Meme Queen.
We are not amused.

>implying you can out-meme me

i graduated top of my class in the Navy Memes and have over 300 confirmed dank memes

* miauw62 throws meme arrows at Alleecat

[Tawa]

Why do you people call then dank, anyway? Are you saying that your memes are potent, or are you saying they're dark and wet?

[Spehss _]

Why do you people call then dank, anyway? Are you saying that your memes are potent, or are you saying they're dark and wet?

dank--adjective;

slang for "awesome", "sick" "cool", "dope", etc. originally grew from 420 weed lingo, used to describe cannabis (or anything else really) as "high quality" or "potent"
(ex1: this weed is hella dank)
(ex2: these taco bell dorito burritos are so dank. it's totally killing my munchies.)

Now it's a sarcastic maymay.

[Greiger]

I prefer imagining them as dark and wet now.  Like I'm imagining a doge image macro if somebody printed it out, got it a little bit wet with a damp paper towel turned off most of the lights in a room so that there's crappy lighting and then took a picture of it with a smartphone.

Dank.

[DreamCarver]

I prefer imagining them as dark and wet now.  Like I'm imagining a doge image macro if somebody printed it out, got it a little bit wet with a damp paper towel turned off most of the lights in a room so that there's crappy lighting and then took a picture of it with a smartphone.

Dank.

So it's basically moist's evil twin.

[USEC_OFFICER]

So I spawn in and rush towards the objective, jumping over a fence, climbing up a ravine and settling in behind a pillar for cover. My position isn't the greatest in the world, but I can just peek over the top of this fence that shields the German infantry. A couple machinegunners fall to my trusty Mosin, during which our two objectives are captured, causing the enemy to fall back. But not all of them, as I notice a lone rifleman huddling in the corner of one of the buildings. We stare at each other for a split second, as if not quite believing that the other exists. As he fumbles with his rifle, I put a bullet into his head. Deciding to clear out the building, I jump up the window, and turn the corner just in time to see another German walk down the stairs. He starts hip-firing his SMG, but his bullets miss me completely. A single shot puts him down, and I climb the stairs to see if any of his comrades are hiding on the other floors. They were free of Germans, but I did find a window that gave a nice view of the alleyway underneath which I used to keep the Germans from flanking us.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Red Orchestra 2. Most of the time you die horribly by some enemy you never seen, but occasionally everything just lines up perfectly and you kick a lot of ass. Presumably those moments of awesome happen more frequently if you're good at the game...

[Blaze]

Spoiler: I can has the power? (click to show/hide)

But no, seriously, the sacrifices I had to make to get this thing.

[MaximumZero]

What. The fuck. Is that thing.

[NullForceOmega]

Clearly some form of cat artillery.

[EnigmaticHat]

What. The fuck. Is that thing.

Its clearly a Mr. Cat, duh.

(also what game is that?)

[MaximumZero]

My own ownage: Take over a horrible Single-A baseball team. Owner's expectations: Don't completely suck. (That's verbatim from the game.) Not allowed to pick up my own personnel, as that's the GM of the MLB club's job. Have one player above 1 star, most are at .5 out of 5. Started off the season shitty, losing 20 out of 26 games in the first month. Tweak the game strategy to my preferred playstyle. Squeak into the playoffs at the end of the year. Win in round one. Team owner is ecstatic.

Get promoted. Take over the also horrible AA team. Owner's expectations: Don't completely suck. Immediately set up the strategy to suit my new players. Tear up the AA league, top 5 in every category. Playoffs, here we come. Win in round one, and lose by one game in round two.

Promoted again. Take over the also horrible AAA team. Owner's expectations: Don't completely suck. This team actually has a couple prospects on it, but is still full of JAGs. Currently tearing up the AAA league. Leading the league in most categories.

Out of the Park Baseball '16. Playing as a Manager/GM prospect in the LA Dodgers' system (I'll be moving to Seattle as soon as I get a chance.)

[Sirus]

What. The fuck. Is that thing.

Looks like War of the Human Tanks.

[Twinwolf]

A capture the flag match started 4v4. 2 team members on my team dropped out right away, the other didn't really do much of anything.

Fought it to a draw.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Titanfall

[KingofstarrySkies]

What. The fuck. Is that thing.

I'm with MZ here, WHAT THE SHIT?