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[flabort]

Putma celebrity through what amounts to a NASA G-force endurance test.
The game calls it a stratocoaster.

Roller Coaster Tycoon 3

[Knick]

Shock, frost, then shouted him off a cliff.

The bandit chief in Whitewater Overlook.  Skyrim.

(Except I could not find the body, and missed the loot.)

[Tawa]

A random 81-year-old macedwarf became the king.

A winner is me.

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DF

[Karnewarrior]

Rescued Ludwig Kerman from his lonely orbit around the mun.

Now he's in a slightly less lonely orbit around kerbin, but that's not the point. The point is that there's a man-made object full of life-support and uneaten rations, empty of fuel, without any visible corpses, simply floating around the Mun. Being there. Plans to name it Object 01 - YUI is underway.

Kerbal Space Program. A game about SCIENCE and how the data inside the astronauts head is more valuable than the combined value of the astronaut and his craft.

[Sirus]

After my difficulty fighting the Black Mage, I feared the worst when it came time to fight the Knight. Thankfully, I needn't have worried! I used what I had learned about the combat system, and by turning Ringabel into a Black Mage himself I was able to toast the Knight and his two companions with repeated lightning strikes while Agnes kept everyone in fighting fit because I had learned that you can Cure the entire party at once. Not one party member even dropped below half HP.

Bravely Default

[rabidgam3r]

Went to destroy the Sword of ScrotumCrota. Had to fight three Swarm Princes and their alien-zombie-something minions. The Swarm Princes basically have to be headshotted for me to do any damage to them, and they have more health than the human population has nipples.
It took me 30-40 minutes to kill just one of them by abusing their AI, making them jump into some object that bounces them, stuns them while they compute what the fuck just happened, headshotting them for measly damage and repeating.
I had to do this three times without dying. I had montage music and everything.

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Destiny, I love that game and HATE IT

[miauw62]

There were five dudes standing on point A.
I fired a grenade.
It had crits.
C:

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TF2, on cp_steel

[AlleeCat]

Kerbal Space Program. A game about SCIENCE and how the data inside the astronauts head is more valuable than the combined value of the astronaut and his craft.

I always thought they just printed out a bunch of data and stuffed it in their pockets.

[KingofstarrySkies]

That sounds like fanart is required.

"No matter the cost, no matter the lives lost..."

"WE SHALL FIGHT FOR OUR !!SCIENCE!!"

[miauw62]

The intelligence has returned to our base.

[Greiger]

I have changed a tire on my car.  I am now the master of my own destiny as I have successfully performed basic repairs on a vehicle under my care without assistance¹.   My father would be proud.

Real life, version 0.9.98.010.2015a

¹ _{I did use my dad's power tools for the task, but with my dad not being around anymore I consider finding and figuring out how to use the pneumatic wrench thingy in the garage full of unidentified tools balances it out.}

[hector13]

Further to my previous character's huge martial skill, his son managed to create the Empire of Scandinavia. I was worried that he would die before I could do it, and thus lose the Kingdoms of Denmark and Sweden to succession(you require 80% of all the county titles that make up the empire, and losing two kingdoms would basically result in the loss of half of them) so I had to risk a truce breaker to get the counter over 80% (this is bad, all the people in your religion don't like you too much after, and you lose a significant chunk of your diplomacy skill. These last five years each) that I've never had to do before.

Fifteen years hence this character managed to reform Germanic Paganism, and is now the Fylkir, head of the religion. Lots of temple looting, even to the point of sacking Rome, and now I can work my way toward adopting Feudalism or Tribalism, so I can eventually change these ridiculous succession laws.

Crusader Kings 2

[Tawa]

Chapter 11. Finished grinding my preferred characters and was going to make the last stand against Gangrel.

We get halfway down the battlefield. Libra clears some space for Chrom to get at Gangrel and Frederick softens him up a bit. I have Chrom paired up with his wife and equipped with a spear, counting on the highly probable dual strike to finish the Mad King.

Then, Chrom gets ready to stab, and the best thing happens.

"YOUR END HAS COME!"
Critical hit!
Gangrel dies!

That's it. Screw Frederick or Lon'qu being the badasses, it's Chrom. That didn't just take the cake, that grabbed the cake and chucked it against a wall, then baked a new cake ten times as good, then ate that cake like a boss.

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Fire Emblem: Awakening. Second playthrough to get the female avatar supports.

[AlleeCat]

I always noticed that Lon'qu was only a badass because he had a good sword equipped when you recruit him. The Killing Edge he has gets a huge crit bonus. If you give him a different sword, he's not quite as effective.

Fredrick, though, is fucking unkillable. His defense and attack are so high that when I was playing on Classic mode, I just brought him along all the time to get in front of everyone who was about to die.

[Sirus]

And here I never use Frederick. He's an EXP sponge for units that could actually use the EXP