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[Akura]

An Otaku girl sneaks into the edge of a city, and after multiple failed attempts to give a previous character a proper cremation(goddamn it, burn already), I decide to fortify a nearby house. All the windows are surrounded by pits, almost all are spiked, and the house is well stocked. I go to sleep, and the next morning there's a coyote outside. I kill it, then leave the house to butcher it, only for a wolf spider to get massive numbers of headshots in a row, plus poisoning, while I can't even hit the damn thing with a crowbar.

Wow, I actually survived it after all. Burned all my first aids fixing my face, plus a few stupid injuries later aquired, but now I'm chilling in a decent house suffering only from a cold. Got plenty of loot, a nearby tiny, safe swamp for water, plus plenty of forestland for food, and on the edge of town for more loot. I just wish I know how I keep getting jumped in my sleep by wolf spiders. The pile of corpses outside my bedroom window implies that they piled themselves up to create a ramp to get over the pit.

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Cataclysm: DDA. Still got the cargirl stuff, nya.

[Mr Space Cat]

Assaulting the giant alien vessel, aka the final mission of the game. After nailing the high priest Ethereal with a shredder rocket from my heavy, my sniper takes aim and nails a headshot on the same Ethereal, dealing a critical 22 damage and instantly oneshotting his sorry alien self, causing the other Ethereals and their two elite muton guards to spontaneously implode/explode/psionically cease to exist/poof into pretty purple smoke.

The very last battle of the game was finished in one turn, in two shots, ending with an overkilling facemelting plasma bullet to the alien leader's face. Feels good man.

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XCOM Enemy Unknown on Normal difficulty. Finally beat the campaign officially, now to try for classic ironman and impossible.
What feels even better is that this same sniper was with me since the start of the game. He's claimed over 100 kills, and has achieved an aim of 111+10. Dude's a badass. All the soldiers in my squad then were major colonel ranked badasses, but Abdullah "Loki" Mufaddal practically carried the team.

Love him, started the campaign with him, and he ended the campaign for me. Best snipah evah.

[HFS]

Playing a Dark Heresy Ascension character - a Death Cult Assassin.

We're attacked by a goddamn Hive Tyrant.

I charge and spend the entire combat in close combat.

At one point, I jump on the Hive Tyrant's arm and cut off its' heavy venom cannon in a single blow.

After a bit more combat, we kill it.

An ordinary human beat a Hive Tyrant in close combat. Without taking damage.

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Deathwatch

true, there were 4 space marines near me, but they did hardly any damage

[Xantalos]

Playing a Dark Heresy Ascension character - a Death Cult Assassin.

We're attacked by a goddamn Hive Tyrant.

I charge and spend the entire combat in close combat.

At one point, I jump on the Hive Tyrant's arm and cut off its' heavy venom cannon in a single blow.

After a bit more combat, we kill it.

An ordinary human beat a Hive Tyrant in close combat. Without taking damage.

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Deathwatch

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true, there were 4 space marines near me, but they did hardly any damage

Are you the reincarnation of Grendel or something?

[Mr Space Cat]

I decapitated the Balrog by kicking a troll's severed head at it. LOGIC.

Also grabbed Yendor and ascended for the first time, but that's not nearly as awesome as decapitation by decapitation.

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Red Rogue

[HFS]

Playing a Dark Heresy Ascension character - a Death Cult Assassin.

We're attacked by a goddamn Hive Tyrant.

I charge and spend the entire combat in close combat.

At one point, I jump on the Hive Tyrant's arm and cut off its' heavy venom cannon in a single blow.

After a bit more combat, we kill it.

An ordinary human beat a Hive Tyrant in close combat. Without taking damage.

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Deathwatch

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true, there were 4 space marines near me, but they did hardly any damage

Are you the reincarnation of Grendel or something?

If the reincarnation of Grendel is a female assassin, possibly?

[Xantalos]

Playing a Dark Heresy Ascension character - a Death Cult Assassin.

We're attacked by a goddamn Hive Tyrant.

I charge and spend the entire combat in close combat.

At one point, I jump on the Hive Tyrant's arm and cut off its' heavy venom cannon in a single blow.

After a bit more combat, we kill it.

An ordinary human beat a Hive Tyrant in close combat. Without taking damage.

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Deathwatch

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true, there were 4 space marines near me, but they did hardly any damage

Are you the reincarnation of Grendel or something?

If the reincarnation of Grendel is a female assassin, possibly?

Perhaps. Grendel was a Level 2 Adept in Dark Heresy who one-hit killed a Charnel Daemon with an ordinary knife through insane luck.
He had terrible physical stats at the time.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

[Angel Of Death]

I managed to every level in the Ultimate Doom on Ultra Violence and with Brutal Doom. Good GOD, it was hard.

[HFS]

Perhaps. Grendel was a Level 2 Adept in Dark Heresy who one-hit killed a Charnel Daemon with an ordinary knife through insane luck.
He had terrible physical stats at the time.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

Read it a while ago, it's awesome =P

[Hanslanda]

Playing a Dark Heresy Ascension character - a Death Cult Assassin.

We're attacked by a goddamn Hive Tyrant.

I charge and spend the entire combat in close combat.

At one point, I jump on the Hive Tyrant's arm and cut off its' heavy venom cannon in a single blow.

After a bit more combat, we kill it.

An ordinary human beat a Hive Tyrant in close combat. Without taking damage.

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Deathwatch

true, there were 4 space marines near me, but they did hardly any damage

Let me go ahead and just leave this bad boy here:

Hive Tyrant
WS8 BS3 S6 T6 W4 I5 A4 LD10 Sv 3+

For comparison, let me drop the stats of a basic human.

Human
WS3 BS3 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 LD7 SV Hahahahahahahaha, you think you get a save? You are so fucked if they hit.

Mind you, you ARE a Death Cult Assassin. Thems some bad motherfuckers. But still, you were fighting an eighteen foot tall beast that is as smart as any mighty general, with skin as tough as powered armor, it's FAST AS LIGHTNING, insanely good at bladework, as tough as a tank, and is so much stronger than you that it's obscene. Also, it will never break in fear, or feel a flicker of doubt.

The four Space Marines with you? Yeah, they're lucky they survived. In normal non RPG tabletop, the Hive Tyrant could kill all four of them in a single turn with a little luck. Especially if it has bone swords.

Also, your GM is a dick. An awesome dick.

[kaian-a-coel]

Perhaps. Grendel was a Level 2 Adept in Dark Heresy who one-hit killed a Charnel Daemon with an ordinary knife through insane luck.
He had terrible physical stats at the time.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel

Read it a while ago, it's awesome =P

I'm midway through it. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY? :O

[HFS]

Playing a Dark Heresy Ascension character - a Death Cult Assassin.

We're attacked by a goddamn Hive Tyrant.

I charge and spend the entire combat in close combat.

At one point, I jump on the Hive Tyrant's arm and cut off its' heavy venom cannon in a single blow.

After a bit more combat, we kill it.

An ordinary human beat a Hive Tyrant in close combat. Without taking damage.

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Deathwatch

true, there were 4 space marines near me, but they did hardly any damage

Let me go ahead and just leave this bad boy here:

Hive Tyrant
WS8 BS3 S6 T6 W4 I5 A4 LD10 Sv 3+

For comparison, let me drop the stats of a basic human.

Human
WS3 BS3 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 LD7 SV Hahahahahahahaha, you think you get a save? You are so fucked if they hit.

Mind you, you ARE a Death Cult Assassin. Thems some bad motherfuckers. But still, you were fighting an eighteen foot tall beast that is as smart as any mighty general, with skin as tough as powered armor, it's FAST AS LIGHTNING, insanely good at bladework, as tough as a tank, and is so much stronger than you that it's obscene. Also, it will never break in fear, or feel a flicker of doubt.

The four Space Marines with you? Yeah, they're lucky they survived. In normal non RPG tabletop, the Hive Tyrant could kill all four of them in a single turn with a little luck. Especially if it has bone swords.

Also, your GM is a dick. An awesome dick.

Stats of the Deathwatch version:

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WS78 BS33 S60 T53 Ag45 Int45 Per49 WP70 Fel -
Movement: 7/14/21/42
Wounds: 120
Skills: Awareness, Climb, Swim
Talents: Ambidextrous, Combat Master, Crushing Blow, Fearless, Heightened Senses (All), Psy Rating (, Two Weapon Wielder (Melee), Swift Attack, Lightning Attack
Traits: Brutal Charge, Dark Sight, Fear 4, Natural Armour (Bonded Exoskeleton), Multiple Arms, Unnatural Strength (x3), Unnatural Toughness (x3), Improved Natural Weapons (Scything Talons), Shadow in the Warp, Size (Massive), Synapse Creature, Tyranid
Armour: Bonded Exoskeleton (All 10)
Weapons: Scything Talons (1d10+22 R; Pen 3)
Special Rules: May be given Toxic (1d10), may be given Bone Swords and Lash Whips in addition to Scything Talons, may exchange Lightning Attack for a Ranged Weapon (taken by the GM - it was a Heavy Venom Cannon),
Monstrous Tyranid Psyker - Can use its' psychic abilities without rolling and without perils/phenomena. Can only use one per turn.
Psychic Abilities:
Catalyst - As a half action, increase a Tyranid Horde's magnitude within 75 meters by 10+1d10 for the next round.
Psychic Scream - As a half action, deal a hit of 1d10+8 I Shocking to the head of every sentient being in 20 meters. Victims must roll a toughness test at -30 or be stunned for 1d5 rounds.
The Horror: As a half action, target one Kill Team within 75 meters. Each member of the kill team within range takes a willpower test at -30. The Kill Team loses 1 point of Cohesion for every member that fails. All non-Tyranid and non-Space Marine NPCs must pass a fear-based Willpower check at -30 or flee in panic.
Death Shock - When a Hive Tyrant is slain, all Tyranids within Synapse Range (Willpower Bonus x10) that do not have Fearless or Synapse Creature will automatically break and flee. Any with Fearless or Synapse Creature must take a Willpower Test or be stunned for one round.

This particular one could also fly, too.

My response? RIGHTEOUS FURY. And some extremely lucky dice-rolling.

[Evilsx]

Just go to Hexagon level (lvl 6), YAY

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Hexagon, http://terrycavanaghgames.com/hexagon/

[Lightningfalcon]

February 31, 2000.   The people of South Africa cower in fear during the darkest depths of night as chysalids and snakemen roam the streets, killing everything in sight.  Luckily, the brave men and women of XCom, the winners of a hundred valiant battles, are here to save them.
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... Oh sorry, did I say save?  I mean kill them along with everything else with our smart nuclear recoiless rifles blaster launchers while our two hovertanks acted as scouts.  Because fuck chrysallids.  Could I have handled them with plasma hovertanks, flying suits, heavy plasma rifles, and my eight strong psi-corps?  Yes.  But then what would the point of having 16 blaster launchers and 48 bombs be?
XCOM: Ufo Defense.  Overkill never tested so sweet.

[nyulzsiraf]

so fast