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[SeriousConcentrate]

I don't know, considering the ending is clearly setting one up. >.< That was one of my favorite PS2 shooters... actually, still one of my favorite overall. The powers were just so much fun and I used to spend... let's say an unhealthy amount of time trying to set up enemies so when they blew their brains out on my command they'd ragdoll as hilariously as possible. >.>

On-topic, fucking Dwemer Centurions. >.< Especially when you're holding the left trigger but the game doesn't recognize it so you never start casting your healing spell and you don't realize it in time. :|

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Skyrim. That's probably obvious, but still. I don't want any meteors.

[HFS]

Finally beat Perpetual-Calendar.

Oheydere, Segment 6 *Dead*

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Hellsinker

[Mr Space Cat]

Monsters heard me make camp and a single unique gnoll ambushed me and slew me while I was sleeping. I was weak from fighting Frankenstein, down to a sliver of health. Bloody gnoll oneshot me.

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Red Rogue again.

This game is surprisingly really fun. The combination of platforming combat with dungeon crawling, looting, and real-time combat make for a unique playstyle, and it's really rewarding to fall on top of a kobold, decapitate him while he's stunned, and then slay his fellow kobolds by kicking the decapitated head into them, and all in only a few seconds.

[SeriousConcentrate]

That actually sounds pretty badass. I'll have to look into that. Quick question, though, Mr. Space Cat: my computer can barely handle Rogue Legacy (as in it's slow as hell, but it'll play), so do you think it would run Red Rogue? :\

[Mr Space Cat]

I don't think it's as graphically intense. It does have a lighting mechanic that could potentially effect FPS, but it's got a much more spritey 8-bit esque look to it than a game like Rogue Legacy. Shouldn't be too much of a drain on processing power either, it's pretty much a Flash game that can be played in browser on a site like Newgrounds.

Lastly, it has an optional play-mode which is much more turn-based and roguelike-like; the game freezes when you don't make any action like moving or throwing. Should help make it more playable if the game doesn't run well.

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In other dying news, a nymph did me a favor and stole the cursed skull I was wearing... It also decapitated me, which was not a nice favor.

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Red Rogue again.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Ah, OK. Thank you very much. ^^^

[Silent_Thunder]

When throwing sticky bombs at the police chasing you, ensure that the bomb has not attached itself to your vehicle before pressing the detonator.

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GTA V

[Angel Of Death]

Turned Australia into a Fascist dictatorship and tried to achieve WORLD DOMINATION!. Apparently, the people don't like having their rights suspended and being shipped off to former allies to fight wars in which they do not want nor need. Rebel groups formed and before the year was over, I was dead.

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Superpower 2 with a liberal amount of mods. Sorry about the necro!

[Evilsx]

While trying to kill an big spider, i decide to active the boulder to get the spider killed by it, cue the boulder JUMPING over the spider right next to where its start then smash into the little hole i was in

BOULDERS ARE EVIL

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Spelunky, AHHHHHHHHHH

[Grendus]

Moose in the bathroom. Nuff said.

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Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. Why was there a moose in the bathroom? IDK.

[Akura]

Fighting an 8-headed snake-woman thing, I blow all my SP on my most powerful attack, only for her dodge every hit of it due to having 8 heads(no idea how that works). Never fully recovered from that, and spent the rest of my life(which was not a quick kill) as her toy.

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Monster Girl Quest again. Yamata no Orochi is not easy, but I've learned that, so far, you can bypass the Colliseum, even though there's no reason to. Luka probably needed those levels from it.

An Otaku girl sneaks into the edge of a city, and after multiple failed attempts to give a previous character a proper cremation(goddamn it, burn already), I decide to fortify a nearby house. All the windows are surrounded by pits, almost all are spiked, and the house is well stocked. I go to sleep, and the next morning there's a coyote outside. I kill it, then leave the house to butcher it, only for a wolf spider to get massive numbers of headshots in a row, plus poisoning, while I can't even hit the damn thing with a crowbar.

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Cataclysm DDA. She's not actually dead yet, but she won't survive even if she does kill the spider.

And I can't believe I never figured out that I can disassemble the 3ft strings you get from smashing windows until now. I needed those 6in strings.

[Silent_Thunder]

17-2, game ended by mercy rule in the 6th inning.

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MLB 13 The Show. Dynasty mode, and I sorta may have forgot to use my starter pack, and went into a ranked game with players with average ratings of 50-60.

[Astral]

A swarm of coyote-rattlesnake hybrids that do surprising amounts of damage for their size and speed. After that, a swarm of laser shooting, intelligence draining robotic scorpions stung/lasered me to death.

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Fallout: New Vegas, Old World Blues DLC, on hard mode with some rebalancing, added content, and stability mods. By far my favorite DLC of the bunch.

[Graknorke]

There was a room with at least 3 flying tazer-bots, and I had a revolver that was mostly full, but that was it. I wasted a bullet on one of them because it was outside of the range where the AI actually is active. I sidled a bit into the room and let the one I could see load. It took it down with two bullets. Great, that only left another two by my previous count. Another of the taser-bots saw me and started flying at me. I backed through the doorway and lined up my shot through it. The taser-copter-bot came through the doorway, and *bang* one shot hit it, but only threw it off balance. No important systems were damaged. It quickly righted itself and started coming towards me again. I lined up to it again for the final shot and...
*click* No wait that is not a thing that is supposed to happen...
*click-BZZT-thump* And then I watch my view just slowly collapse to the floor. I didn't even find a single casette tape.

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Receiver. Turns out that when I loaded the chambers, it was the second barrel that was lined up with the barrel, so I missed the first one. It would have been a pretty shit run anyway, since I would have been out of bullets after that room.

[Jacob/Lee]

(Not actually a death for me) That moment when 3.6 million credits in fully-equipped freighters ram themselves into the shipyard over and over when told to follow me. Cue loss of those three ships. Terran station construction + ship flight computer = wallet lightener. At least the game autosaves every time I dock.

The flight AI does surprisingly well when they're not... Playing follow the leader... Though. Especially considering the massive amount of large military ships constantly patrolling Terran sectors. Too bad all their mines are located in or behind the asteroid belt sector, which is currently barricaded by Argon Busters, and the escort ships are assholes and the military is lazy in that one sector.

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X3: Albion Prelude