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Slayerhero90

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #750 on: October 16, 2012, 06:01:25 pm »

Last night, playing CounterStrike:Global Offensive in arms race mode. Got 7 kills in a row in less than 12 seconds. The guy on the other team said over voice chat: "this, na.. dak... aye? guy is really pissing me off. He kills me every time.
How is that you owning?  :P

Anyway, last time I owned was in Brink when I disguised as some dude named "Bay" and kicked his team-mate in the face and rained fire and bullets on him when he fell.

It's ownage because he pissed someone on the other team of.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #751 on: October 16, 2012, 07:09:08 pm »

Playing Halo CE multiplayer.

Five kills in the space of a few seconds. MAH SNIPER SKILLS ARE UNPARALLELED.

Then a guy with a scorpion comes in and tries to hit me with the rocket. Misses. Sniper: boom, dead.

"F***RUEHDNUBCAMPERFUC*"

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #752 on: October 16, 2012, 08:24:39 pm »

I Was playing a game of Counter-Strike, and me and one other person were the only ones on the map left, both of us on different teams.  Now, I'm looking around this room, and then suddenly I hear a slight shuffle from behind me. I turned around quickly and shot once immediately after. I not only caught him trying to back-stab me, but I also landed a headshot within a millisecond of hearing him behind me. I did it so quickly, and had such a lucky shot, that immediately after I heard a sarcastic "Wow, nice aimbot, hacker!."

I'm rather proud of being accused of hacking when it was really a stroke of luck that caused it.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #753 on: October 16, 2012, 08:33:55 pm »

my drunk ass dominted 3 sessions of counter strike go arms race before I watch the president debate.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #754 on: October 17, 2012, 04:22:23 pm »

Some poor Buccaneer tried to fly a one cannon ship against our four cannon ship, alone, by alternating between the helm and the cannon.  Unfortunately, the rest of my crew was busy, so me and another Viking leaped unto his puny airship from above.  My friend was cut down as he climbed aboard, but I killed the Buccaneer and took the ship.  This left me in the same crappy situation as its former crewman, and an enemy four cannon ship with a full crew was coming in and engaging the ship I started on.  Undeterred, I flew my new capture high above the enemy, then abandoned it by leaping over the enemy ship, and attaching a tow cable to their balloon while I fell.  I had no hope of beating the five Buccaneers on board in direct combat, but (as planned) none of them noticed me hanging to the back of their ship below the deck.  So I tossed bags of gunpowder over the side until the ship exploded, taking all hands with it.

Two entire ships vs two Vikings?  No contest :P

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #755 on: October 17, 2012, 04:43:21 pm »

Some poor Buccaneer tried to fly a one cannon ship against our four cannon ship, alone, by alternating between the helm and the cannon.  Unfortunately, the rest of my crew was busy, so me and another Viking leaped unto his puny airship from above.  My friend was cut down as he climbed aboard, but I killed the Buccaneer and took the ship.  This left me in the same crappy situation as its former crewman, and an enemy four cannon ship with a full crew was coming in and engaging the ship I started on.  Undeterred, I flew my new capture high above the enemy, then abandoned it by leaping over the enemy ship, and attaching a tow cable to their balloon while I fell.  I had no hope of beating the five Buccaneers on board in direct combat, but (as planned) none of them noticed me hanging to the back of their ship below the deck.  So I tossed bags of gunpowder over the side until the ship exploded, taking all hands with it.

Two entire ships vs two Vikings?  No contest :P

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That game looks awesome. Vikings, airships, explosions, Scandinavian airships, the list goes on.
Is it actually fun/good?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #756 on: October 17, 2012, 04:53:14 pm »

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I was playing Empire at War FoC, and somehow, in the massive campaign map with no campaign, I somehow ended up with 3 (!) Super Star Destroyers, and two Death Stars. I sent this massive fleet around with Thrawn, Piett, and every other special character, plus a massive stack of TIE Defenders and shit. I destroyed every planet in the galaxy but Mon Calamari and Byss. Then I took Byss and Mon Calamari for myself and just putzed around. The Rebels kept trying to do hit and run attacks with their pitifully minimal forces, mostly frigates and fighters. The Consortium, I wiped out because I hate that yellow shit.

You haven't seen awesome until three SSD's pop into a system with a full stack rebel fleet, in perfect formation, at exactly the same time, escorted by the two most powerful normal SD's and several other normal star destroyers. And then the enemy fleet just kind of vanishes.

Also, for my awesome: Took Poland. From the Polish. As the Prussians. I had never realized how easily the Prussians made money when you aren't at war. They're crazy badass powerhouses.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #757 on: October 17, 2012, 05:17:26 pm »

airships and stuff
That game looks awesome. Vikings, airships, explosions, Scandinavian airships, the list goes on.
Is it actually fun/good?
Yep, it is.
It's definitely a game that you'll get more out of if you know your teammates, but I haven't gotten any of my friends into it yet and I'm still having fun. Its free to play, and pretty reasonable about withholding content (the only thing you'll really miss is the perk system, but perks all come with flaws so it evens out).  Oh, and its crazy awesome.  Like, airships shooting each other while simultaneously spinning around a tornado and trying to escape awesome.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #758 on: October 17, 2012, 07:49:29 pm »

I sprinted through an open field into the town we were attacking. At some point right at the end of my run, a German shot out one of my legs. Despite this, I managed to crawl into a building and get up the top floor. Because I was the only allied player to make it into the enemy town, nobody bothered clearing buildings as far back into the town as I was in. I stood up by a window and began shooting the Germans in the back. I managed to get 7 kills, which is pretty damn good for that game, before somebody realized that there was somebody behind their own lines and started to go after me. He must have started to shout it out over the radio that I was there, because a huge amount of them completely abandoned the defense of the city and started attacking the building I was in. Sadly, they made the smart move and threw grenades in, not giving me a shot on them.

By diverting that many enemies, the rest of my squad was able to make it into town and capture a spawnable point (An area that allows players to "warp" into through a exploit that the developers never bothered fixing because it actually adds to the gameplay). After this, we completely flooded the town, capturing it.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #759 on: October 17, 2012, 07:52:35 pm »

How did I last own?
 
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #760 on: October 17, 2012, 09:15:39 pm »

I had come across some Chinese Remnant or something, all ghoul-ified. After sniping the majority of them from fairly safe vantage points, I proceed to equip a powerfist, and punch the last few to death. I punch a couple of them so hard, their arms flew off. And I was dressed in a Regulator Duster, a Pre-War Hat, and a pair of Sunglasses. So not only was I badass, I looked the part.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #761 on: October 17, 2012, 10:59:16 pm »

i got my best time in phone sudoku. yea lame.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #762 on: October 18, 2012, 04:45:31 am »

In IVAN, while i'm not very far along in the game:

Picked up a Wand of Necromancy.
Picked up a wand of lightning.
Prayed to a god, who normally pelts me with poison, but she seemed pleased. She gave me a 'mistress', a non-evil succubus who keeps me alive really easily, and takes most kills. :P
Picked up a broken arcanite helmet. Easily repaired.
Drank from a fountain. Permanent ESP. :D

Then, I found an AMULET OF LIFESAVING. Effectively a second life, in a permadeath game. That's awesome.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #763 on: October 18, 2012, 05:14:48 am »

It wasn't. It just lasted a very long time.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #764 on: October 18, 2012, 07:48:24 am »

Was playing Planetside 1 a few days ago, and we had a 4-man Galaxy Gunship running.  Had it set up with pilot, tailgunner, and portside weapons only because we were 2 short of a full crew.  I had the port autocannon. 

So our side's advancing on an enemy base but is bogged down at a bridge crossing.  Enemy's got a half-dozen tanks, an AMS, and an AA BFR on a hill on the other side.  We stay low, loop around, and hit them from behind.  Take out the AA BFR first, then the AMS on the first pass.  Pull around into a wide circle with me and the tailgun taking out tanks while the grenade launcher mops up troops from the AMS.  We get three tanks down, and the friendlies start rushing across the bridge.  The remaining three tanks start pulling back to the base and we chase after, taking out another two between us and the ground forces.  Awesome.

Then all of a sudden, the air's full of NC bastards.  Two Reavers, two Mosquitos and a Wasp.  Pilot starts clawing for altitude to get above them.  I manage to take out a Reaver and a Mossie, while the tailgunner gets the other Reaver and heavily damages the Wasp.  The wasp and mossie bug out.  At this point we're down to about 15% health and almost completely out of ammo.  I've got about 50 rounds left in the gun with no reloads, and the tailgunner's out.  We land behind a hill and he swaps over to the starboard cannon.  We're taking off to head back to base for reloads when the Mossie and Wasp show up again. 

Pilot starts flying this C-130 sized plane in between the trees.  The Wasp had launched missiles but between his flying and a lot of luck they blew up in the foliage.  They've been behind us where we've got no coverage, but he banks around some more trees and I can get a bead on them.  I take out the Mossie, but after a couple hits on the Wasp the gun clicks empty.  Starboard gunner's got no shot and we're so low on health now that we've got no time line it up for him.  We're literally 100 yards from our own facility at this point.

Wasp lines up a shot at us with his chaingun, and I'm thinking "Well, this was a good run."  So little health left I can't even see any green.  Then we get juuust inside the SOI and the vehicle shield pips up, and the Wasp had aimed a little wide so that only a few rounds hit us... enough to get absorbed by the shield.  I knew that once he reloaded we'd be toast, base or no base, so I decided to try something, and bailed.  The pilot calls me a coward for bailing in TS as I land perfectly in the center of the wall and dash towards a wall turret.  I get in just in time to bring it to bear and finish the Wasp off.  The pilot takes a second to realize what happened, then him and the other gunner start going nuts.  We repair and rearm, and that damned GG kept flying and NC kept dying for a solid 4 hours until we finally got downed by another GG with Wasp/Mossie backup, but not before taking their GG down first.  By that point our gunship had more bullet decals on it than paint.

Also noteworthy is the fact that during the initial battle I had some heavy metal playing with my library on shuffle (Sabaton, if you're interested).  Right when the real life-or-death air battle started, though, windows media decided that would be the perfect time to play the song from Robot Unicorn Attack, which I'd completely forgotten was in my library.  That somehow made it exponentially more awesome. 

All in all, it was another glorious day in the Terran Republic. 
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