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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1351109 times)

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #735 on: October 06, 2012, 11:14:14 am »

The brotherhood sent me to find out what happened to one of our sisters. Questioning her cousin led me to a remote tower in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where her last mission was. I went through, slaughtering everything in my path. About halfway through, however something happened. My mind became filled with visions of the full moon, and my body became twisted, more muscular. My body became covered in thick fur(well, being a Nord, a little more so ;}), and my hands, well, they were now claws. I had become a hunter of the night, a werewolf. And in my new form, I began ripping through the rest of the dungeon at a much reduced pace(before the transformation, I had two daedric sabers). Fortunately, few of the human and orc enemies could harm me(most of them lack silver or better weapons).

Eventually, I found my lost sister. Only, her previous target happened to be a vampire, and had shared his curse with her. And she, in her crazed bloodlust, intended to share her dark gift with me. I had to refuse. Violently. And that began the epic battle, replayed throughout history and both good(Underworld) and bad(Twilight) movies and literature. The battle between Vampire and Lycanthrope.

The battle drew on for ages(claws did piss damage to her, and my hand-to-hand skill is 4%), and I won because I managed to regain control of my humanity(repeatedly, to exploit the fact that using the spell that transforms you back restores you HP) long enough to pull a daedric saber out and strike her down with it.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #736 on: October 07, 2012, 03:35:12 am »

I managed to get 95 kills in a few minutes. I'm rather surprised, considering last time I played I couldn't hit a fish taken out of a barrel, nailed to a wall, and shot at point-blank range.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #737 on: October 07, 2012, 09:02:52 pm »

3 British Frigates vs a dozen French Brigs.

3 brigs were captured. A fourth escaped. The rest sank.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #738 on: October 08, 2012, 12:04:31 am »

3 British Frigates vs a dozen French Brigs.

3 brigs were captured. A fourth escaped. The rest sank.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #739 on: October 08, 2012, 12:14:48 am »

3 British Frigates vs a dozen French Brigs.

3 brigs were captured. A fourth escaped. The rest sank.

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Empire always crashes for me every time I seige a town. D:
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #740 on: October 12, 2012, 11:30:02 am »

Needing to expand territory by a lot, I noticed that the Great Power of Haxaco had a weaker military than mine. I landed with nothing more than 10 regiments of Regulars and one light artillery on three ships-of-the-line. The first two provinces gave me much-needed access to iron and gold, and subsequent provinces gave me a whole lot of everything else. Before long, their capital fell with little effort. Almost the entire continent fell soon after, with Devron snatching the last bit before I could. Bastards.

Following this, and enjoying the huge amount of industrial growth that followed(maybe not huge, for a while, my military and industry were rated "fair" compared to the "great" and "excellent" rating of the other powers"), traitorous Dinn began making severely overt diplomatic takeovers on every one of my main trade partners, colonizing most of them. Despite being allied with them, and the alliance being maintained during the war with Haxaco, this was absolutely unacceptable. To survive, indeed actually survive, I would have to invade Dinn.

I spent much capital in upgrading our industrial capacity. Funnily, Dinn sold us much of the steel and food for this. This industrial growth in the capital also fostered much growth in the provinces, strengthening my industrial base even more. The only difficult part was importing enough iron and coal to keep up armaments production. Most producers of both had either been invaded or colonized(mostly by Dinn). Even so, it was not long before I sextupled the size of my army, creating 10 regiments of Grenadiers, 20 Regulars, and 5 light artillery regiments. My fleet had been expanded 4-fold.

Next came the invasion. Dinn had no idea we were coming. Before my fleets had arrived in the designated spot, I officially declared war. Then, the fleets established a landing point two provinces north of Dinn City. Within six months, we were in their capital. But the fight wasn't quite over.

Despite the difficulty at taking their capital city(which had just upgraded to a level 2 fort), we won. However, reinforcements had arrived, trapping us within the city. They had set up two lines of infantry, with heavy artillery between. Our light artillery could not move out to engage their guns without taking fire from the forward infantry. I had hoped that they would push forward, allowing my troops to open fire as they advanced. Didn't happen, they just sat there, bombarding their own capital. They wanted me to come out and meet them. So I did.

The charge was ugly, but we came out swinging. We had the advantages of numbers and generally better experience, but our troops were battered(mostly by their artillery). Even so, our supierior numbers allowed up to focus fire on individual enemy regiments, taking them out of the fight. Some were wiped out, others broke ranks and fled. By the end of it, most of their artillery was destroyed, and about half of their regiments were wiped out, and the rest running. Our losses were 3 light artillery, and 4 Regulars.

At sea, we broke their fleets without any of our ships sunk, but the damage was pretty high overall.
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The battle drew on for ages(claws did piss damage to her, and my hand-to-hand skill is 4%)
I should correct this, I had H2H skill in the low 30s. 4 was just the damage output, which is also shown on the skill screen.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #741 on: October 12, 2012, 11:39:20 am »

Not my ownage, but somebody elses.
So, we are at esamir, tr warpgate. Nothing to do. So somebody lands a plane on another plane IN FUCKING MIDAIR
Then suddenly, a third plane comes by and pushes the other plane off.
It was glorious

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Alright, same game.
An infiltrator rolls out on a flash from the TR warpgate. We all see him, and then he jumps off and then he dissapears. I see the red arrow for a few seconds, so now i know his location. The problem is, he is at the other side of the road, and i would be visible if i tried to cross the road, he's got a sniper and i dont. I do it anyway. I duck behind rocks as much as possible. Note, i am playing combat medic.
I finally arrive at his rock and give his flash a quick look, try to hear some bleeps or something because it could have a infantry detection upgrade. Thankfully, nothing. He didnt see me. I peek over his rock and shoot him with my rifle.
Havent felt so badass in a long time.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #742 on: October 12, 2012, 11:54:00 am »

3 British Frigates vs a dozen French Brigs.

3 brigs were captured. A fourth escaped. The rest sank.

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Empire always crashes for me every time I seige a town. D:
I'm sorry D:
Mine used to do that, but I got that fixed by updating my video drivers. Now it's just being plain weird. Example

Enemy sails ahead. Open fire.
1. It's a siege
2. There's no water nearby
3. You're George washingon.

Anyway, managed to take out the enemy defensive force of about 600 man with only 50 losses. The Defensive AI is just plain weird. (I mean, you got an artillery fort, get on those walls and use it.) I had my men climb on the walls and then take potshots at the defenders.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #743 on: October 13, 2012, 12:01:03 pm »

Selling one load of tomatoes, and nearly doubling my cash(tomoatoes gave over $20k). Even more, I think I'm figuring this game out, finally. I can't grow lettuce or onions worth crap, and and sorghum just doesn't sell high, but at least now I know that tomotoes and strawberries are serious cash crops for some reason.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #744 on: October 13, 2012, 12:11:26 pm »

Magnataur Ult into a 5 man Black Hole with a Lich ult just for good measure instant GG.
oh also I was Magnataur
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #745 on: October 13, 2012, 01:10:40 pm »

Was overloading a shield gen wit hanother guy. While i run inside, i get shot a little bit. I knwo somebody is coming. I quickly slide some C4 under the shield gen (its in a corner the shooter has to pass to get to us). The shooter comes to us, ready to throw a grenade, i press the button and blow him up.

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #746 on: October 14, 2012, 05:11:50 pm »

Took my first Chariot and conquered the Romans with it.

One Chariot.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #747 on: October 14, 2012, 05:14:09 pm »

Magnataur Ult into a 5 man Black Hole with a Lich ult just for good measure instant GG.
oh also I was Magnataur
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When Magnus came out, I was surprised that none of the casters / experts I knew of mentioned the synergy with Enigma's ult. To me, it was plainly obviously. Glad you could use it :D

The Lich ult on top of that, haha instead teamwipe. Even against a Skelly King with Heart.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #748 on: October 16, 2012, 03:05:39 pm »

Last night, playing CounterStrike:Global Offensive in arms race mode. Got 7 kills in a row in less than 12 seconds. The guy on the other team said over voice chat: "this, na.. dak... aye? guy is really pissing me off. He kills me every time.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #749 on: October 16, 2012, 05:39:31 pm »

Last night, playing CounterStrike:Global Offensive in arms race mode. Got 7 kills in a row in less than 12 seconds. The guy on the other team said over voice chat: "this, na.. dak... aye? guy is really pissing me off. He kills me every time.
How is that you owning?  :P

Anyway, last time I owned was in Brink when I disguised as some dude named "Bay" and kicked his team-mate in the face and rained fire and bullets on him when he fell.
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