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[sonerohi]

Playing Dungeons and Dragons Online and I got four critical's with one swing. It was so, so glorious.

[MaximumZero]

Dropped a 48-0 score on the Dallas Cowboys in the 1992 Super Bowl.

Using the Tampa Bay Bucs.

Tecmo Super Bowl - NES

[Reudh]

I was against Wolverine and Ryu. I was Venom and Spiderman. The original dream team.

Ryu was out. Wolverine was on low health.

Wolverine activates "Weapon X", which involves lunging forward at an almost incomprehensible speed to start an autocombo.

At that exact moment I as Venom activate my super, "Death Bite".
Venom's symbiote will attack the opponent while moving across the screen. Damage depends on the location of where Death Bite was activated.

So Wolverine lunges foward and runs STRAIGHT into the first wave of Death Bite. BANGBANGBANGBANG----- HYPER COMBO FINISH!

Cue Wolverine going "Ugh" and losing.

Marvel vs Capcom.
Feels good man.

[MorleyDev]

Playing as a lightly armoured archer, my whole team died but me. I leapt off the building I was sniping from and started a mad sprint straight towards the spawn point. At this point I'm being chased by about ten melee guys and just trying to jump, climb and generally leg it and slow them down as best as I can whilst not dying. Somehow I manage this, and when I get close enough back to the spawn the ten guys chasing me run into the hail of arrows and swords of my respawned team mates.

I get back into a sniping position and resume my work.

Totally Not the War of the Roses Beta.

[Oliolli]

Red October Factory. Defending. Got a grand total of 144 kills, with only 7 deaths. 75 kills with the K-98, 1 with a mounted MG, 2 with grenades and the rest with the MG-34. At one point I stopped a group of four russians with three bullets from the K-98. Something like 600 points by the end of the game.

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Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad

[Cicero]

I backed Planetary Annihilation.

[Akura]

Playing through a battle that had stomped me before, leading a group of guerillas out of Caracas through some pissed-off not-Russians. Last time I tried it, a single grenadier dropped my entire party, including the guerillas, to half HP in one shot. This time, I managed to flank the entire first squad of enemies, eventually trapping them between my main guys and the guerrillas. The problem came when their leader, a melee enemy who can also paralyze someone with 100% success, came with his group, while I was dealing with some snipers(armed with bazookas, actually). Still stomped them all, and lost nobody in the process.

Next battle was much harder. Held out at the starting area, while their three missileers kept pounding my guys. First, my sniper goes down(she was out of ammo anyway). Then, my leader runs out of ammo for her machine gun, then loses the arm with the shotgun. My repairer can't fire because he's too busy keeping everyone else alive. My missileer runs out of ammo. The only way I survived was simply tanking all their missiles, leaving them with one sniper, who can only attack once per turn. Eventually took the rest down, with a badly hurt team with almost no ammo left, except for the repairer, and the other shooter on the team, only because his gun is weak but has a crapload of ammo.

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Front Mission 4

[Nega]

Had to escort these three scientists to a retinal-scan-opening door in the main entrance, we have to go through a thick door to get to that room, also retinal-scanned. One of them tells everyone to stop, saying that this feels too quiet. They tell me to go out first. As soon as I do, they close the door, and suddenly the entire room is filled with HECU Marines, rappelling out the windows, opening other doors and blasting me, but I killed them all under a hail of bullets, sedative darts, and grenades. All with this kickin' rad music playing. After the aftermath, they all exclaim "I can't believe what you just did!" 

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BLλCK MESA

[hemmingjay]

My sniper was poised on the roof, taking careful aim, ready to shoot the enemy 10 yards away with a rifle. Random number gods don't like me today so 6 shots missed and he one shot kills me.

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Jagged Alliance: BIA

[Sirus]

My sniper was poised on the roof, taking careful aim, ready to shoot the enemy 10 yards away with a rifle. Random number gods don't like me today so 6 shots missed and he one shot kills me.

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Jagged Alliance: BIA

That doesn't sound like ownage to me

[fred1248]

Left the spinner on my first mission, flying my little Haiho mining mecha - slightly modified to be lighter. My mission is a simple one, fly out and kill an enemy and then fly back. But I get intercepted on the way by an Aegis patrol. So there I am in my little Haiho facing off against a custom Chimentero, a Chameleon, and several BuruBurus.

I fly full speed, hoping for my stunt driver talent and 6 piloting skill to keep me alive. I fire my mining laser, and miss. I close in a bit. Their return fire mostly misses, but the Chimentero scores a nasty hit and blows off a leg. The Chimentero is out front, having just blown off my leg with some rockets and probably getting ready to blast me apart with whatever other big guns it was carrying. I throw my rocket hammer at it. Torso hit, pilot killed, Chimentero disabled.

Most of the rest of the battle involved me jousting the rest of the mecha, firing my mining laser and hammering them with my rocket hammer when I got close. I took a bit of a beating and lost the arm with the mining laser and most of my armor, but the rocket hammer is taking them apart pretty well and eventually it's down to just me and the Chameleon. I close in with it, and right before I'm in range to use the rocket hammer it hits me hard and blows off my other arm and damages my torso even more. The armor on my leg is mostly stripped away and the leg itself is damaged enough to be showing yellow, my torso armor is completely stripped and the torso is showing red. Another hit in either spot is a death sentence, and I just lost my only weapon. The Chameleon is directly in front of me, but still a few tiles distance away.

I keep flying full speed, and the Chameleon begins to turn last minute. I get stopped right in front of it, and I attack with the only thing left - the leg. I just make a regular attack, knowing that attempting to aim would probably just make me miss. Luck has me connect with the head, destroying it and giving the Chameleon a significant penalty due to not having sensors. Now it's flying away from me, and I turn to try and close.

I then chased it around for a good 5 minutes just getting close enough, kick at it, then chase it for a while longer until finally getting close for another kick. I luckily managed to avoid all of its shots, helped by its lack of a head and my flying full speed with stunt driver, and eventually managed to take it out solely by kicking it repeatedly.

After battle, I salvaged the Chimentero since it was disabled, and it doesn't even have much damage. I use it to go and finish my mission, easily blasting the BuruBuru I was faced with to oblivion.

So there I was, as a brand new character, with a high end custom Chimentero worth about 2.5 million. As a comparison, my lowly Haiho is only worth about 240 thousand.


Plus the mental image of a leg flying around dragging a mangled torso with it (my flight jets were in the legs, torso was just being pulled) and kicking at the enemy Mecha every time it got close is pretty funny.

I assume you are talking about GearHead or GearHead 2?

[Akura]

I would assume the second one. The first one was based on Earth I think, though I could never get it to run.



Was providing covering fire for British troops evacuating a city. Didn't lose a single one, and I had killed all the enemies before any of them got off the map. Two of them lost their legs, but one of them got fixed quickly enough to get away from something that would have killed them.

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Front Mission 4, the Madiera City battle. Probably helped that I grinded for a good hour beforehand to upgrade everyone fully, to the point that Bosch had about 60% evasion rate just on his wanzer(pilot evasion rate adds to it). Also helping was the BA wanzers launching cross-crossing arcs of missile fire at their pursuers.

[hemmingjay]

My sniper was poised on the roof, taking careful aim, ready to shoot the enemy 10 yards away with a rifle. Random number gods don't like me today so 6 shots missed and he one shot kills me.

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Jagged Alliance: BIA

That doesn't sound like ownage to me

Hahahaha, wrong thread too, lol. I consider this the last time you *owned*. 

[Baneling]

Killed four HECUs while at four health using five magnum bullets.

Corners are deadly weapons, kids.

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Black Mesa Source.

[Mongol13524]

Since when was Black Mesa released? It was the Half Life 3 of mods for as long as I can remember.