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[Flying Dice]

Took out a total of 38 enemy warships with a 5-ship cruiser group supported in the inital JP assault by an 8-ship missile frigate group, all in roughly six minutes, with nothing more than minor armor damage to my CLs.

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Aurora

[Levi]

I (playing as the English) got tired of the Milanese constantly harassing me and the Pope telling me he'd excommunicate me if I fought back.  So I took the deepest revenge I could get.  The beautiful city of Milan (which I took a while ago) I have thus re-christened as the mighty city of "New Britishburg" to the disgust of all of Europe.

Strangely is the French who keep laying siege to it now.  Maybe it offends their sensibilities?

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Medieval 2: Total War

[Shook]

So like, I was playing Mount and Blade: Warband, and just got into a fight. Hawses vs hawses. So obviously, I take a potshot at the approaching group with my dismal crossbow skill from a really long distance (crosshair was several times larger than the whole horse, with a lot of air between riders). Cue the bolt striking an enemy right in the fucking face, killing him instantly and sending his hawse galloping madly around the battlefield, because its rider just flopped off like a dead fish. I swear it was the most glorious thing I ever saw from that game. Plus I got like 12 crossbow levels with that single potshot. GLORY.

That's not the most recent one, though. Nay! Most recently, I beat dark chapter 5 in Super Crossfire on ace difficulty. GLORY.

[Sirus]

Got ambushed by a pack of wolves while trying to find an entrance to a fortress. Cue one-shotting half the pack with my great axe.

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Dwarf Fortress Adventurer mode.

[Biag]

Hammerfight is full of these. Most recently, I rammed myself into the point of an enemy's sword so hard that he exploded. Somehow, I came out unscathed.

[Lord Dakoth]

I was playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 (yes, that is a real game) with my brother on the Wii. He was playing as Vegeta and I was playing as Krillin. He was kicking my ass, and decided to transform into a Great Ape to rub his victory in my face. The transformation gave him a big enough hitbox so that I could hit with my Destructo-Disc super move. Pwnage.

[Orangebottle]

I set my DPI to 100 in Hammerfight, then took out a huge mace and started swinging.
Queue hitting an enemy so hard slowmo starts, then getting more slowmo by exploding everybody else in one hit.

[Greiger]

I set my DPI to 100 in Hammerfight, then took out a huge mace and started swinging.
Queue hitting an enemy so hard slowmo starts, then getting more slowmo by exploding everybody else in one hit.

Hahaha a friend of mine noticed that hammerfight was detecting the analogs his old PS1 controllers hooked up to his PC as two extra mice.  First thing he did was accidentally ram into that other guy in the first plot mission bodily so hard that he flew off the screen.  And no, he dd not lead with the weapon.  When I saw it I started cracking up.

Hammerfight does seem to respond oddly to unusual mouse settings or unexpected equipment.  But at least it's a funny oddly and not a oh god horrible crash oddly.  (Well there IS crashing involved, just not computer crashing)

[jaxy15]

I was playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 (yes, that is a real game) with my brother on the Wii. He was playing as Vegeta and I was playing as Krillin. He was kicking my ass, and decided to transform into a Great Ape to rub his victory in my face. The transformation gave him a big enough hitbox so that I could hit with my Destructo-Disc super move. Pwnage.

With the hitboxes and slow speed of great apes along with the unblockability of the disc, it's not really surprising that you won.

[RedKing]

Finished off the Destroyer with a flurry of berserk explosive punches.

--Borderlands, playing as Brick.

Yes, I literally punched out Cthulhu. 

[Akura]

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Inspired by the Bulbapedia article about using the bad clone glitch to aquire Celebi and my own attempts at polymorphing Pokemon with a memory editor, I figured out how to change what an egg will hatch into. I even took it further by successfully polymorphing Pokemon into eggs.

I learned that:

• Changing what will hatch does not change the egg moves.
• Polymorphing eggs, the hatched Pokemon will have the same moves, level, held items(the egg still holds it as well), and gender(I think), as whatever you morphed into the egg. Stats, stat growth, and learned moves, are handled properly. Unknown if OT information is kept, or if Unown lettering is kept.
• Eggs will have the same (nick)name of the original Pokemon., rather than EGG.
• Polymorphed eggs take a much longer time to hatch than eggs received from Day Care, starting at "This egg needs a lot more time to hatch", which I don't recall even seeing on natural eggs.
  
• The Pokedex updates properly upon hatching, which was the problem with my original polymorphing.

Basically, each Pokemon in Gold/Silver/Crystal has two 8-bit variables that state what they are, ordered by old Pokedex mode(ie, Bulbasaur is 0x01, Mew is 0x97 - 151). Normally, these values are the same. But for eggs, the first one is 0xFD(253), 251 is Celebi, 252 and 254 are glitches, 255 is an empty slot I think. The second value is what it will hatch into. I'm assuming that they used two values simply for supporting eggs.

[Sirus]

In Fortune Summoners, my party of three pre-teen girls utterly mopped the floor with three Orgs, taking minimal damage and scoring a massive 18-hit combo. The whole thing was over in less than a minute, and since I was wielding Org Slayer

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and Sana had just been rescued from being eaten

it felt oh-so-satisfying.

[Angel Of Death]

First, I was experimenting on a clown. She overdosed on mutagen and space drugs, but got healed. Then, shortly after, a xenomorph came in and killed me. I was cloned, but THEN, Scott Hawker came in and tried to kill me. He got me down to critical, but a medic saved me. Me and the same medic went and chased him. He threw acid on us, but we cornered him and beat him to death. We then chucked his corpse into disposal. Soon after, I saw the warden arrest random people. Eventually he arrested me, but my chemist partner, Joesph Smith saved me, who was then arrested. Shortly after, he came back and arrested me. We were thrown in a prison cell together and eventually I said "When he comes in, disarm him". The warden didn't like this at all, and came in. I grabbed him by the neck and Joesph attacked him with his own stun baton. Eventually, he stopped fighting and succumbed to death. I grabbed his card and made my way off.

This is ownage for me, because I usually can't fight in SS13 for shit. And I broke out of the brig without a single wound.

[Tarran]

As Rome in RTW+RSII, I took 3000 men to fight the Dacians. I used 3000 (1 stack) men to kill 6000 (3 full stacks), on the freaking attack and up a hill. Their forces were primarily cavalry and horse archers, mine were primarily heavy infantry. I win. You cannot say that that's not a feat.



...However, the game would beg to differ. It says this is an "Average" victory.

Really? I kill twice my number with troops not even suited for the job uphill and it's an average victory? I wreck 3/5 full stacks they have with just one and it's an average victory? I cause so many casualties that the AI decides by itself that it needs to GTFO without routing even when I'm on my last stretch and surrounded and that's an average victory? Urgh... game, you suck.

[Sirus]

Well, if you only have ten guys after a fight like that, you still took a ton of casualties. They may still have several armies left, and you've got ten guys.