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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1344736 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6450 on: July 26, 2016, 12:12:52 pm »

I shot the everloving hell out of a Space Ninja, then he EMP'd the lights and my guns, so I cut his fucking head off with a fire axe. Vampire HoS for the win.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6451 on: July 26, 2016, 09:08:41 pm »

Managed to save a battle with two small (48 and 64) units of heavy cavalry. Friggin' berserkers man, my spearmen routed almost immediately. Graal Knight mercs seem to be some of the best units in the expansion though so it all works out.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6452 on: July 26, 2016, 10:13:41 pm »

Had a force spread so wide and far across China that famed enemies Lu Bu and Cao Cao were forced to team up to take us down before we destroyed everyone.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6453 on: July 26, 2016, 10:17:07 pm »

Got a pretty sweet high score, even though Yuyuko still butterfly-suplexed me into the Underworld. See. when I *obtained* this game, it came with a built-in high score, presumably from its previous owner. At around two million three hundred thousandish, that high score was the Sword of Damocles dangling over me every time I played. What if I couldn't beat it? What if I was INFERIOR to someone else's dakka dogeing skills? Usually I'd neglect the point tiles in favour of cherry and power-up tiles, because they were less obviously useful. Then I noticed that getting extra lives is ONLY tied to the point tiles, instead of your overall score[Like it was in the previous game]. So I proceed to go out of my way to get as many as I can. Amazingly, this didn't get me killed that much and only Yuyuko's flowery marathon of knives stopped the best game I've yet had. Even better then the built-in high score. I have officially transcended the chains that bound me.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6454 on: July 27, 2016, 01:28:08 am »

Brian Campbell was a Xeno-Biologist and a simple man. He had is normal station duties. Feed the slimes. Breed them. The usual. But today was different. Today, Brian Campbell was a young man hungering for blood. But he still had his duty too. Oh yes. The slimes needed fed.

Struck at the station using a swarm of slimes and vampirism. It made me happy. There were lots of slimes in the end and the revolution reached far beyond the meagre slime pen and out into the station at large. The spoilered pic was done after the first screech that released the horde into the station proper.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6455 on: July 27, 2016, 01:30:38 am »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6456 on: July 27, 2016, 01:49:17 pm »

Managed to get the highest score/fastest time in four of the five levels of the most recent Hitman escalation mission in Paris, The Teague Temptation.

Ironically, I cannot for the life of me figure out how the person who did it best on the very first level of the mission managed to do it in 43 seconds. I can do it in 44, but I think I've managed to execute the mission perfectly enough that I can't possibly shave any more time off that.

So I will settle for beating the bastard by a single point on the second level.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6457 on: July 27, 2016, 02:13:11 pm »

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I just beat this thing last night. Accidentally cheesed it - turns out if you're destroying the terrain under it and standing in the correct location, it hurts itself when it attacks.

Also, screw this game. I don't feel like sitting down for an hour and a half to run through the ten stages of the final level.


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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6458 on: July 27, 2016, 04:56:26 pm »

I *think* you can save partway through the last level by hitting "return to menu", but don't quote me on that.  And yeah, its BS.  The last level is stylistically great but otherwise its basically a not-as-bad version of Xen from Half Life.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6459 on: July 27, 2016, 06:57:57 pm »

My 1st level wizard Helvetica cast an illusory stone wall. I left a gap at the end where you could go around. The goblins on the other side assumed it was a solid magic wall and didn't waste their arrows firing through. They just posted up for the inevitable gank on whoever poked their head round first. So my *own* was halting the enemy attacks and giving us the opportunity for at least two solid rounds of uncontested fire (one round while the goblins just took it, a second round while they either disbelieved or fired through blindly and missed everyone) with a 1st level spell.

Of course that doesn't mean it was an *own* for my whole party. Instead of disbelieving the wall so we could see through, and fire at will, my party members trepidatiously creeped around and got blasted by the waiting goblins. SMH.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6461 on: July 27, 2016, 07:03:05 pm »

Sounds like good old DnD.


...Assuming it was, wouldn't your allies know that the wall was illusory? Like, wouldn't tell them that it was an illusion in some manner that didn't alert the enemies? Especially after they fired through it?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6462 on: July 27, 2016, 08:14:57 pm »

Well, that's the sort of thing that happens when you dump INT...
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6463 on: July 28, 2016, 04:08:19 pm »

The Azure Rathalos is dead! Long live the nul-fire gems!
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #6464 on: July 28, 2016, 04:21:25 pm »

The Azure Rathalos is dead! Long live the nul-fire gems!
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