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[Schilcote]

Yell at the orc fellow to pick up Deathspank (if you don't get the reference I mean Nirur) while he's out. I assume we must gather our party before venturing forth, though even if we don't have to I'm polite enough to want to bring everyone along anyway.

Search for Bd from the skies. This should be Fun.

After everyone's been retrieved, head off to visit that guy we were supposed to see.

Also, g should christen his shuttlecraft as well. I suggest "Da' Hoverdink".

EDIT:

Oh, also, what's the campagin's technology level? I was thinking medieval (even though I was using steam & clockpunk...) because of D&D, but then they didn't really have parking lots back then...

[ggamer]

except now it is turn five.

I DEHMAND A NEW NAMEH

I'SSEN BE DA WUN WHOO CRISTENTS DA SHIP!

I christent it "Da Masta' Exploda'"

[SeriousConcentrate]

Needless to say, Ax was depressed by the flying house. Figures... I have to fight for a bit of armor and everyone else is out scoring flying houses, he mentally whined. I never have any luck. He took a look around and marginally brightened upy. At least that Aasimar isn't here. That's something in the plus column. Not much, but I'll take what I can get. He wandered the house, for once not looting anything, until he found a good out-of-the-way place to sit down and practice his lockpicking.

Assuming it's possible to train, I'm just going to have Ax constantly locking/unlocking the bedroom door. Also, ggamer: what about calling it "The D"? It works in two ways. :3

[Schilcote]

There's a question, what are we going to do about crew quarters? I doubt the mechanic had six guest rooms.

How big is the Emet anyway?

[SeriousConcentrate]

Well, you're a golem, so you won't need any quarters. I assume ggamer will just park his dinghy on the house and sleep in it... and you could always force my guy to sleep on the floor or the roof or something, he's used to getting treated poorly. :3 I guess the mechanic would keep his own room, I dunno about the rest.

[choobakka]

It's a house and workshop combined... There's a bunk in the workshop, for when he has apprentices, and two guest rooms.

[Schilcote]

It's a house and workshop combined... There's a bunk in the workshop, for when he has apprentices, and two guest rooms.

So how big is it? And how much of it is not-house? I'd like it to at least have a main deck I can stand on and look badass, and perhaps a big ol' ships wheel. I'm also going to mount weapons to it in the future, so there's that to consider too.

And what's the game's tech level again?

[Bdthemag]

Look for the others.

[Riccto]

Would ask the Golem for some of his Magitek books and study them for any future...Upgrades.

[Schilcote]

Loan Riccto my books.

[choobakka]

It's a house and workshop combined... There's a bunk in the workshop, for when he has apprentices, and two guest rooms.

So how big is it? And how much of it is not-house? I'd like it to at least have a main deck I can stand on and look badass, and perhaps a big ol' ships wheel. I'm also going to mount weapons to it in the future, so there's that to consider too.

And what's the game's tech level again?

Game's tech level is... Different. Steampunky magic i guess.
 It looks like a house with wings and a big engine room on it, but you could easily use the roof as a main deck, since its flat. There isn't a figurehead either, so most pirates would laugh at you. The wheel is in the control room, built out from where the workshop is. It's in the pointy part. Turn in a bit.

[choobakka]

Would ask the Golem for some of his Magitek books and study them for any future...Upgrades.

(6) Well then. You basically memorize the books, and you can do ay magi- or normal-tech upgrades the ship needs.

Look for the others.

(6) You find the others, in their big floaty house thing. You manage to get a ride, and convince them that you are really you, after you nearly brain the orc for hitting on you.

Needless to say, Ax was depressed by the flying house. Figures... I have to fight for a bit of armor and everyone else is out scoring flying houses, he mentally whined. I never have any luck. He took a look around and marginally brightened upy. At least that Aasimar isn't here. That's something in the plus column. Not much, but I'll take what I can get. He wandered the house, for once not looting anything, until he found a good out-of-the-way place to sit down and practice his lockpicking.

Assuming it's possible to train, I'm just going to have Ax constantly locking/unlocking the bedroom door. Also, ggamer: what about calling it "The D"? It works in two ways. :3

You go to the bedroom and start practicing on the door. You didn't get any better though... Maybe it's these poor-quality lockpicks.

"Heh, I guess yous'n could keepsa' thiss'n. I'mma go flyeh now."

Fly around in the magic dinghy

(5)You fly around in Da Masta' Exploda for a while and really get a feel for how it flies. You think you got a lot better at flying the dinghy.

I continue to dispense justice.

I preach about how evil shall never triumph, and that corrupted filth like them allow Evil to roam freely, destroying all that is Good.

(5) Wow. You sure are a charismatic speaker. Your speech has turned the minds of these guards, and are now reaching into their packs, doubtless to present tribute to you. (2) Then you hear an ambulance crew shouting. These fools believe you are a madman!

Yell at the orc fellow to pick up Deathspank (if you don't get the reference I mean Nirur) while he's out. I assume we must gather our party before venturing forth, though even if we don't have to I'm polite enough to want to bring everyone along anyway.
Search for Bd from the skies. This should be Fun.
After everyone's been retrieved, head off to visit that guy we were supposed to see.
Also, g should christen his shuttlecraft as well. I suggest "Da' Hoverdink".
EDIT:
Oh, also, what's the campagin's technology level? I was thinking medieval (even though I was using steam & clockpunk...) because of D&D, but then they didn't really have parking lots back then...

You shout at Big Jo, telling him to pick up the Aasimar. When he looks at you, confused, you say, "The shouty guy in armor." He goes to find him right away. (5+1) He manages to swoop through the potion shop, grab Nirur, and get back to the ship in record speed. Nirur looks disappointed that he didn't get to smite the "evildoers", but it's probably for the best. (6) You tether the house to the big tower and lead everyone down the stairs.

Statuses:

Spoiler: Riccto (click to show/hide)

Species: Mutant
Description: A "Being" That stands like a man, the size of a man, but covered with horrible burns and an alchemists robe
Profession: Alchemist/Mad Scientest
Background:  He once was a man. Atleast he thinks so. But what he does remember is his knack for mixing up chemicals and herbs, always trying to find that perfect mix. But he has suffered his fair share of accidents in the lab
Home Plane: Astral Plane
Abilities: Master Alchemist, Mad Alchemist, Astral Denizen, Well-Read
Mutations: Alchemical Immunities, Four Arms,
Inventory: Bottle Sling, Cheap Chemistry Set, Leather Robes, Phial of enchanted gas, 50 gp

Spoiler: SeriousConcentrate (click to show/hide)

Name: Axolisin Sathael. He prefers being called Ax or Sin since he thinks it's awesome.
Species: Tiefling
Description: Short, pale, and skinny. He stands about 5'5 and 120 pounds. His hair and eyes are pure black and his pure white skin has light gray spots across it. His horns are goat-like. He spends a lot of time moping and figures since he's just so mistreated he can do whatever he wants.
Profession: Thief
Background: He's been kicked around his entire life as you might expect and resorted to thievery since Tieflings are branded as thieves and untrustworthy anyway. He's very small time and hasn't progressed much beyond mugging, purse stealing, pickpocketing, and robbing the poor.
Home Plane: Plane of Shadow
Inventory: Iron Dagger, Steel Daggers, Cheap Lockpicks, Black Leather Armor, Magic Ring, 150 gp
Abilities: Burglar, Good Eyes, Denizen of Shadow

Spoiler: Schilcote (click to show/hide)

Species: Golem
Description: Created as a result of DRUNK THAUMATOLOGY!. Was intended to have humanlike personality and intellgence. Doesn't talk much, but isn't stupid. Has no goals of his own besides survival, goes around helping people with various things for lack of a better purpose. Will do anything asked of him unless he has a reason not to (if it conflicts with an existing goal or his basic morality). Lawful Good (as in lawful as the opposite of chaotic). Extremely logical and unemotional. Dislikes entropic behavior. Is good with machines (clockwork and a bit of early steam power, I guess).
When he does talk, it sounds something like the above paragraph.
Profession: None. See above. Requires no food and builds his own shelter, and has very little interest in material goods.
Background: See description.
Home Plane: Material Plane.
Inventory: Iron Maul, Toolkit, 15 gp, Magitek Manuals
Abilities: Pneumatic Joints, Simple Personality, Material Plane Denizen

Spoiler: bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Species: Mutant
Description: An ugly looking mutant who hates most people. Permanantly disguised as a beautiful woman.
Profession: A guard to a local inn.
Background: Created in a magic experiment gone wrong, he escaped and decided to live his live in a nearby city.
Home Plane: Material Plane
Mutations: Rhinocerous Skin, Claw Hands[acronym]
Abilities: Alcoholism, Brawler, Material Plane Denizen, Curse of Beauty
Inventory: Half-Brick in a Sock, 3 Empty Beer Bottles, Concealing clothes, Cursed Brass Knuckles

Spoiler: Nirur Torir (click to show/hide)

This character brought to you thanks to the wonderful racial descriptions.
Species: Aasimar
Description: Lawful Neutral, almost Lawful Stupid. He firmly believes in the tenets of his faith, and is willing to die to uphold them.
Profession: Paladin.
Background: His people believe themselves to be the only true guardians of the material plane; the best way to help the mortal inhabitants of said plane is by not touching anything. Obviously this is what The Creator had in mind, and any who meddle in the plane, and therefore blaspheme The Creator, are to be punished severely.
After three decades of military service (doing nothing), he has been sent out as a sort of test to determine the extent of the planer distortion, fix it if possible, find the perpetrators, deliver justice, then report back.
Home Plane: Ethereal Plane.
Abilities: Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking, Righteous Fury, Ethereal Denizen
Inventory: Holy Longsword, Mass-Produced Holy Symbol, Full Plate Armor, Enchanted Ring, 50 gp

Spoiler: ggamer (click to show/hide)

Name: Jo'Ldza (Big Jo)
Species: Orc
Description: We'sn orcs may be deesa jerks, but we's still hassda jobs. I'mn A big ork. Got'sa bald head, with red eyes and wella build a'ms. I'sa been a kaptain for more dan' twenn'y yea's. I 'elp keep the balance wit' mah krew.
Profession: Kaptain of an orc sailing ship
Background: Grew up on a sailing boat with his brother, who was also a kaptain. inherited kaptain'ism and crew from his brother when he died.
Home Plane: Water Plane
Abilities: Sailor, Swashbuckler Water Plane Denizen, Dinghy Pilot
Inventory: Rapier, Grappling Hook, Pirate Outfit, Magic Coin Necklace, Paralyzing Poison (5 uses), 20 gp

Allies:

Spoiler: Gnome Mechanic (click to show/hide)

You kind of made his house into your flying machine, so he decided to tag along. He is now going all fangirl over Schilcote, who he sees as almost a demigod of mechanics.
Abilities: Master Mechanic, Old Man
Inventory: The entire contents of his house, which you made into a flying machine.

Vehicles:

Spoiler: Flying House "Emet" (click to show/hide)

The house part belongs to the gnome mechanic, the flying mechanism belongs to Schilcote, the fueling system was made by Riccto. It runs on air and can easily break the sound barrier. It will almost never break. Schilcote can planejump the ship, but will have -1 on all actions in the next turn.

Spoiler: Magic Dinghy, "Da Masta' Exploda" (click to show/hide)

Bought by Schilcote to keep Big Jo happy. Flies as fast as you can row it (with the orc alone? Pretty fast.), enchantment is permanent.

As you reach the bottom of the stairs, you see something odd. There is a giant spider there. As you prepare for a fight, the abomination says, "Stop! I believe you were sent to find me by a man in a hood? Ah, I see. He didn't tell you about my 'condition'. I am professor Olsaht Highstar. This appearance is merely temporary." There is a large puff of smoke, and you are now looking at a small duck. "See? Only temporary. Now, as I was saying, The Hooded Man sent you, yes? About the planar rift? It began in the plane of the Clockwork Hells, where the demonic golem-king Anthrus rules. We heard rumors that a huge device was being built there, and something must have backfired. The plane was the first to be swallowed, and the rift has sucked up neighboring planes. We need you to travel to, and possibly through, the rift, to stop this before it destroys the multiverse. You should start by going through the Plane of Air, so you can reach the Seven Vorticies. There is a large academy of planeweavers who will send you some aid."

[ggamer]

AIR? Dem' wussies' ain't got nuthin' on us Wata' Planes!

follow da' groop to da' fookin' stupid "ai' Plane"

[Schilcote]

Well, unless anyone has anything that needs wrapping up in town (and I suggest we get out of here soon before the guards track down the Exploda and the Emet), get shiftin'.


Why do we need to get to the vorticies?

[Riccto]

Wait. I need gear I kept getting lost