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Vibhor

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Re: Elona
« Reply #360 on: June 17, 2011, 02:22:31 am »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on June 17, 2011, 01:53:28 am
Double post

Anyway, currently I own a Ranch, Farm and Shack out by Derphy. I'm part of the Thieve's guild, working on gaining favor of the god of harvest, everything in the farm has died. I have 3 little girls at the ranch, currently... Laying... Eggs... And a vampire bat which does nothing but shit all the time. Can't find a use for the shit, either. Merchants won't buy it, can't cook it, nothing. Currently a criminal at -100 karma and 1025 fame. I have 5 unpaid bills and my sack-thing got cursed and I can't find a scroll of uncurse or inferior material at any of the local hawkers.

Roam around in puppy dungeon. It seems to frequently have scrolls of uncurse.
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Re: Elona
« Reply #361 on: June 17, 2011, 02:45:02 am »
The ranch just produced a jar of little girl milk...

Uh...
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: Elona
« Reply #362 on: June 17, 2011, 02:47:56 am »
I don't get why people are still surprised by this, it randomly selects from the list of ranch items and tacks the name of the creature that's being ranched onto it.
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Re: Elona
« Reply #363 on: June 17, 2011, 02:49:31 am »
Surprised? No, not really.
Taken back at the implications? Very.
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: Elona
« Reply #364 on: June 17, 2011, 02:51:09 am »
That every creature is some sort of fucked up ornithological mammal which produces both hard shell eggs and milk?
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Re: Elona
« Reply #365 on: June 17, 2011, 02:59:41 am »
That the little girls are being milked. It's fun and games to farm them, but that's just too far :P
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: Elona
« Reply #366 on: June 17, 2011, 03:00:30 am »
Bluh
« Last Edit: June 17, 2011, 03:02:52 am by The Merchant Of Menace »
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Re: Elona
« Reply #367 on: June 17, 2011, 03:08:11 am »
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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: Elona
« Reply #368 on: June 17, 2011, 03:12:00 am »
Nah, I was editing out my emo stuffs
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Re: Elona
« Reply #369 on: June 17, 2011, 03:17:36 am »
Oh, okay. Just making sure c:
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Re: Elona
« Reply #370 on: June 17, 2011, 03:19:42 am »
Quote from: Vertigon on June 17, 2011, 02:59:41 am
That the little girls are being milked. It's fun and games to farm them, but that's just too far :P
I actually read somewhere (Wikipedia's male nipples article, I think.) that some newborn babies (even boys) lactate during their first few months after birth. Reality is stranger than fiction. But only on par with Elona....
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Re: Elona
« Reply #371 on: June 17, 2011, 03:21:15 am »
Fucking lactation, how does it work?
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Re: Elona
« Reply #372 on: June 17, 2011, 03:23:48 am »
Quote from: breadbocks on June 17, 2011, 03:19:42 am
I actually read somewhere (Wikipedia's male nipples article, I think.) that some newborn babies (even boys) lactate during their first few months after birth. Reality is stranger than fiction. But only on par with Elona....

Ah human chemistry. It is because they are so heavily exposed to their mothers hormones for so many months, so start to develop some of the traits of a pregnant woman. It wears off soon.

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Fucking lactation, how does it work?
That is a question for wikipedia.
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Re: Elona
« Reply #373 on: June 17, 2011, 03:26:50 am »
I'm well aquainted with the subject actually M'boy :P
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Re: Elona
« Reply #374 on: June 17, 2011, 03:27:45 am »
Hey, you don't M'boy me, I M'boy you! Gender be dammed! M'boy.
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