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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672251 times)

Schizotek

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1305 on: February 23, 2012, 06:58:25 pm »
Urist would be worn by the King, Pimpus McKing.

WWUD if he was learned that he was, infact, a puppet in a stage play?
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1306 on: February 23, 2012, 07:44:40 pm »
Cut his own strings with a battle axe and then spam job cancelation notices.

WWUD if he was cast in Dwarf Fortress: The Musical?
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Niccolo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1307 on: February 23, 2012, 07:49:53 pm »
Quote from: Malt_Hitman on February 23, 2012, 07:44:40 pm
Cut his own strings with a battle axe and then spam job cancelation notices.

WWUD if he was cast in Dwarf Fortress: The Musical?

Urist cancels brew drink: taking part in spontaneous song about burning Elves

What would Urist McLeadSinger do with his spontaneous chorus?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
Check out my RtD!

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1308 on: February 23, 2012, 07:54:07 pm »
Suddenly go on break, and the chorus follows suit. The audience gets bad thoughts and a few start to tantrum...

WWUD if he was a mermaid?
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TheXanatosGambit

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1309 on: February 23, 2012, 07:58:32 pm »
Regret the low value of his bones.

What would Urist do if there were two of him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1310 on: February 28, 2012, 04:52:27 pm »
Nothing. They're both members of the same entitu.

What would Urist do if he and everyone else in the fortress was shrunk to half an inch tall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1311 on: February 28, 2012, 05:01:02 pm »
Get sold back to the mountainhomes as figurines.

What would Urist do when he realised he was a werecarp.
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Quote from: Kamamura on February 18, 2012, 06:38:11 am
I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

Pawel1997PL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1312 on: February 28, 2012, 05:09:28 pm »
Sufocate

WWUD if he learnt the secret of modding DF?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1313 on: February 29, 2012, 04:31:13 am »
Finally get that slade bed he has been asking for.

WWUD if he had Samus's power suit with all the upgrades?
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Shinotsa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1314 on: February 29, 2012, 12:42:44 pm »
Never have an unfortunate accident because the magma doesn't harm him anymore. Granted knowing how it usually goes with Samus, the upgrade will probably be given AFTER he's done some platforming or faced other such perils where the upgrade would have been helpful.

WWUD if he were locked in a room with a ‼Plump Helmet Man‼?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1315 on: February 29, 2012, 03:36:37 pm »
Trow a tantrum because of the smoke and bash down the door causing the booze stock pile outside to explode.


WWUD if suddenly raining gold and elfs.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1316 on: February 29, 2012, 08:42:38 pm »
the falling *gold bar* hits urist mcelvensockcollector on the head, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1317 on: March 04, 2012, 05:40:39 am »
Urists Girlfriend cheated on him
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I know it's fairly common but I killed 180+ people in his civilization before I went after him. I was kind of hoping for something a bit more substantial than a sucker punch and penis theft.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1318 on: March 04, 2012, 05:45:53 am »
Throw a tantrum and punch his girlfriend's skull in.

WWUD if he found out he was a mummy?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
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Pawel1997PL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1319 on: March 04, 2012, 05:57:48 am »
Be almost unkillable and create the ultimate necro-spam bomb, dooming the adventurer that found him to eternaly click "enter" untio he dies of old age or gets masacred by the zombies.

WWUD if he was a vampire in a human town?
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