Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 672248 times)

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1320 on:** March 04, 2012, 06:33:38 am »

*slurp!* What humans? There aren't any humans here anymo
You have collapsed into a black hole due to the mass of your billions of trinkets.

WWUD if the fort's brewer started making fruit juice instead of booze?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #1321 on:** March 04, 2012, 09:23:20 am »

Nothing. He'd fail to notice the difference...and start working slower and slower...

What would Urist do if he had to choose between pulling a lever to keep goblins out of the fortress and pulling another lever to flood the caverns with magma, destroying the farms and killing a few farmers and several crundles?

grimman007 · « **Reply #1322 on:** March 04, 2012, 09:38:30 am »

Pull ALL the levers!
Urist McADHD has melted.

WWUD if he met some Mosquito Men bandits with pet zombie carp?

Malt_Hitman · « **Reply #1323 on:** March 04, 2012, 12:38:45 pm »

Run away pathing through a waterfall and end up at the bottom with two broken legs, a broken left arm, and a broken second finger on his right hand.

WWUD if he was turned into a dragon through an interaction?

Icefire2314 · « **Reply #1324 on:** March 04, 2012, 12:40:51 pm »

Burn down the fortress and eat anything that moved.

WWUD if he became invincible?

WaffleEggnog · « **Reply #1325 on:** March 04, 2012, 12:49:34 pm »

Fall into lava then spam job cancilations because he couldent get out.

WUDD if he died?

Icefire2314 · « **Reply #1326 on:** March 04, 2012, 12:53:41 pm »

Turn into a zombie. Work out the rest

What would he do if he had the ultimate trollin' ability? The ability to destroy and create at a moment's whim.

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1327 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:02:35 am »

Create 5 million cats and set a random dwarf on fire.

What would Urist McAdventurer do if he defeated a necromancer's tower, but couldn't read his books because he forgot the reader skill?

Lumix · « **Reply #1328 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:41:33 am »

He found himself some toilet paper after 30 years

WWUD if he received a decent education

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1329 on:** March 05, 2012, 10:25:46 pm »

The spinning xXFirst the Life Without The The Without the Book and Beyond, My Only Mistake, then the World!Xx strikes the elf in the head, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The elf has been shot and killed.

WWUD if he was adopted by a zombie cat?

adasdad · « **Reply #1330 on:** March 24, 2012, 07:59:24 pm »

Wonder how it could pay the bills as a zombie, and continue drinking and wearing socks.

WWUD if said zombie cat was actually an elf horribly injured to look like a zombie cat?

Corai · « **Reply #1331 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:12:31 pm »

Buy a War Panda

What if he built a machine that could end world hunger, but a kitten walked in!

adasdad · « **Reply #1332 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:38:44 pm »

kitty mckittycat has adopted urist mcgenius!

due to reasons completely seperate from the cat, he was later mauled to death by the cat.

what would urist do if he was a were elf?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1333 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:10:25 pm »

Get torn to pieces in an evil biome, thus making zombie clones of himself. Then take over the world.

WWUD if a skeletal bear drank all the booze?

Corai · « **Reply #1334 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:11:52 pm »

Ponder life and death.

I dont need a what if cause this counts as both.

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