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[sadron]

Run axe first into them with no concern for his well being.

What would Urist do with a backpack filled with fluffy wamblers?

[Hitty40]

Run axe first into them with no concern for his well being.

What would Urist do with a backpack filled with fluffy wamblers?

Suffocate himself in their awesomeness.

WWUD with a single crossbow bolt, but no Xbow?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nothing. Dwarves in fortresses don't attack with misc. objects.

What would Urist do if he was an adventurer?

[Olith McHuman]

Spend two months training all skills to legendary by wrestling skeletal ground hogs, crossing a mountain range while hiding behind every bolder, crossing the ocean, throwing rocks at a wall, and generally just killing weak stuff.
Spend two weeks slaughtering outlaw camps.
Spend four weeks killing night creatures and looting the steel equipment left by the dwarven victims.
Spend five months walking across the entire planet just to kill a forgotten beast made of snow.
Spend one frame freezing solid while crossing a river.

What would Urist McAdventurer do if he managed to rid the world of all other intelligent creatures (assuming dwarves are intelligent)?

[jaxy15]

Go on to murder everything else, and then kill himself because he genocided everyone.

WWUD if he could regenerate limbs and a bronze colossus kept ripping his arm off?

[Olith McHuman]

Wield every limb that the bc tore off. Eventually, he'll have hundreds of limbs in each hand and the combined mass (and attacks per round) would overwhelm the bc.

What would Urist McLegendaryArchitect if he had ocd and the useless-junk storage room didn't line up with the room below it?

[Dsarker]

Use water and magma to refill each room with natural stone, then go and dig two new rooms on the other side of the fortress.

WWUD if he killed a forgotten beast with deadly poison?

[stabbymcstabstab]

think its not right and stab it till his feet rot

WWUD if his bread rotted off

[Dsarker]

Nothing. He prefers to eat plump helmet man plump helmet man tissue.



WWUD if he found a tribe of plump helmet men?

[Roboboy33]

eat them.

WWUD if he dug into the HFS

[Hitty40]

Nothing. He would die one second later.

WWUD if he was in Nazi Zombies on Five?

[magmaholic]

Nothing. He would die one second later.

WRONG!!
HE WOULD CONQUER IT!!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nothing. He would die one second later.

WRONG!!
HE WOULD CONQUER IT!!!

That is neither a question nor an answer.

Nothing. He would die one second later.

WWUD if he was in Nazi Zombies on Five?

Nothing. Urist, like I, has no idea what that even is.

What would Urist do if he was designing DF?

[Oliolli]

Tell the community a new version would be released the following day, then spend the next 4 months eating, drinking, partying, sleeping and being on break, while the community waited.

WWUD if an adamantine colossus with a slade dust attack visited the fort to tell him 'he has dug a nice hole in the ground'?

[jaxy15]

Crap his pants and then offer all the fort's magma to the colossus.

WWUD if he had a helicopter?