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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672547 times)

Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #600 on: July 02, 2011, 10:54:49 am »
Crash in meeting hall and cause a tantrum spiral

WWUD if he found a cavern made of slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #601 on: July 02, 2011, 04:55:53 pm »
Go to hell. By demon or by dodging.

What would Urist McChild do if the adults drank all the booze?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #602 on: July 02, 2011, 05:11:13 pm »
Go berserk and kill everyone.

WWUD if he was president?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #603 on: July 02, 2011, 07:34:52 pm »
fix the economy

WWUD if he did that
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #604 on: July 02, 2011, 07:37:26 pm »
Watch as he gets kicked out of his royal bedroom because he could not pay 1 Urist.

WWUD if he found Hell, and the army was marching down there?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #605 on: July 02, 2011, 07:42:59 pm »
Offer an Adamantine colosus HFS.

WWUD if he went to an amusement park and claim to have found cotton candy?
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #606 on: July 02, 2011, 07:51:58 pm »
Quickly make armor and a pick out of it.

WWUD if a Slade Colossus attacked?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #607 on: July 02, 2011, 08:53:32 pm »
 (At first I thought this would be for tests of the Urist's madness, but alas...)
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Imagine a cool peice of sky-blue and milk-white marble about 3cm by 2cm and by 0.5cm, containing a tiny 2mm malacolite crystal. Now imagine the miles of metamorphic rock it's embedded in that no pick or chisel will ever touch. Then, imagine that those miles will melt back into their mantle long before any telescope even refracts an image of their planet. The watchers will be so excited to have that image too.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #608 on: July 02, 2011, 09:40:17 pm »
Urist would grab the nearest Fluffy Wambler and toss it for massive damage. Results are predictable.

WWUD if there was no booze in the stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #609 on: July 03, 2011, 02:36:23 am »
Go to the river and get turned into ribbons by carp.

WWUD if he went to get a drink of water and saw his friends Urist, Urist, and Urist in the water?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #610 on: July 03, 2011, 03:10:18 pm »
Join them.

WWUD if the mayor banned exporting adamantine items?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #611 on: July 03, 2011, 03:15:16 pm »
Sell platinum items instead.

WWUD if he saw an elf girl, and he idolized Obok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #612 on: July 03, 2011, 03:26:51 pm »
It begins with tort and ends in urous rape.

WWUD if he was really an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #613 on: July 03, 2011, 03:30:30 pm »
Jump down the well.
Then suddenly the water dries up and a blind cave ogre punches him.

WWUD if he heard that his wife was pregnant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #614 on: July 03, 2011, 03:35:53 pm »
Sell his shield.

WWUD if he was rich?
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Socks inspire the same sort of emotions in dwarfs that Helen of Troy inspired in the Achaean Greeks. Although it is said that Helen's face launched a thousand ships, socks have surely launched a million ultimately-fatal Store Owned Item tasks.
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