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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 681845 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8775 on: August 14, 2017, 02:15:07 am »
Urist calms him down by pointing out the fort's economic structure, and decides that "angry russian" would make an excellent name for the potato wine he just brewed!

WWUD if wine snobs descended on the fort?
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8776 on: August 15, 2017, 12:39:02 pm »
Throw mugs of beer at them until they go away.

WWUD if?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8777 on: August 23, 2017, 07:37:17 pm »
Quote from: escondida on July 30, 2017, 07:24:21 pm
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Barrow-Wight.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Willow.

Dunamisdeos is distracted by these out-of-order events.
Dunamisdeos has become enraged!

Old Forest->Tom Bombadil->Saved from Wight by Tom

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Quote from: TheBiggerFish on August 15, 2017, 12:39:02 pm
Throw mugs of beer at them until they go away.

WWUD if?

If what? What if? Urist cancels everything: pondering meaning of universe.

WWUD if made to ponder the purpose of his own being?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8778 on: August 24, 2017, 03:25:21 am »
Explode.
Wwud if he was in a rolepleying fort? A
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8779 on: August 24, 2017, 06:29:18 pm »
Quote from: Imic on August 24, 2017, 03:25:21 am
Explode.
Wwud if he was in a rolepleying fort? A
roleplay.
WWUD if he was a troll?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8780 on: August 25, 2017, 01:15:05 am »
Idos nerkod othob ir gikikud zikung madust
Motom sazir mongez :P

What would Urist McBrewer do if he was told that it takes longer than 5 minutes to brew a barrel of booze?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8781 on: August 25, 2017, 03:37:51 pm »
Brew it in fewer than 5 minutes. Urist knows how it really works.
WWUD if he was in The Discworld?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8782 on: August 28, 2017, 04:41:11 pm »
Live with a bunch od dwarfs, mining and dining, until one day he has an a cident.

Wwud if the mine was being flooded with lava, demons, death, water, the spawn of olistic, and Hitler's grandmother, and it was all sortof his fault?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8783 on: August 29, 2017, 06:31:01 am »
Urist canceled drink: interrupted be crazy accident.
Wwud if he gets a tame Dragon?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8784 on: August 29, 2017, 11:56:04 am »
Urist cancels drink: burning alive
Weud if he was in WW1?
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escondida

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8785 on: August 29, 2017, 12:50:40 pm »
The Archduke Franz Ferdinanad has arrived! A great mustachioed Austrian. His pomaded hair is greying and he squirms and fidgets. Now you will know why you fear the Austro-Hungarian Empire!

Mandates:
   Make bucklers x5
   Make miniforges x3
   Make querns x3

Export Bans:
   Miniforges, bucklers, querns, musical instruments, rings, earrings, clothing, crowns, scepters, mugs, weapons, armor, food, drink, large gems, cut gems, rough gems, furniture, tools, bins

Cog McUseful has been beaten to death by the Guard (violation of production order)!
Reg McUseful has been beaten to death by the Guard (violation of export ban)!
Dastot McUseful has been beaten to death by the Guard (violation of production order)!

Urist McGavriloPrincip has arranged an "accident" for Archduke Franz Ferdinand!


What would Urist do under the rule of Nero?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8786 on: August 29, 2017, 04:55:17 pm »
Urist McRoman cancels Play Lute: Cannot find equipment

Urist McCitizen cancels Work: Area Not Safe

Urist McCitizen cancels Work: On Fire

Urist McSenator cancels Feast: Interrupted by Mad Emperor

Urist McMusician cancels Perform: Interrupted by Fiddler

Urist McHomeless cancels Build Home: Interrupted by New Palace Construction Worker

Urist McChristian cancels Hide: On Fire

Urist McEmperor cancels Party: Interrupted by Assassin

WWUD as a Roman Emperor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8787 on: August 29, 2017, 05:55:12 pm »
NECROBACON


wwud with a muffin?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8788 on: August 29, 2017, 07:48:49 pm »
Name it Gatis, then never make one.

WWUD if made to use eating utensils.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8789 on: August 30, 2017, 12:44:44 pm »
Swallow the utensils too.

Wwud if the doctor couldnt get the utensils back out?
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