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[TD1]

Destroy it. Something which consumes alcohol that's not himself must be obliterated.

WWUD in Roshar?

[pikachu17]

Have no idea what Roshar is. Drink beer.
WWUD do if there was only one sock in the world, no beer, and there was a device that turns socks into beer?

[Madman198237]

Urist cancels Decisionmaking: Stark Raving Mad

WWUD in the Green Dragon Inn?

[pikachu17]

Is that the tavern in Lord of the Rings? Any way, it is an inn. So, drink beer, or possibly some other kind of alcohol.
WWUD with the one ring?

[escondida]

Even after the Overseer marks it for dumping, somehow Urist Baggins will never actually create the Dump Item job to take it to the magma chute. After in-game years of waiting, if the Overseer manages to somehow hack in the actual Dump Item job:

Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by gardener.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Nazgūl.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Barrow-Wight.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Willow.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Nazgūl. (x3)
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: too injured.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: dangerous terrain.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Goblin.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Balrog.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Elf.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Human.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Uruk-hai.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: cannot find path. (x100)
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by River Folk.

The Forgotten Beast Shelob has come! A gigantic monster in the form of a spider. It is the last of the wicked spawn of Ungoliant the Void Dweller and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its webs!

Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Shelob.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: unconscious.
Cog Gamgeee cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Dwarf.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: too insane.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by River Folk.

The River Folk Sméagol "Gollum" Trahald has been found dead.
A masterwork of Sauron Tar-Mairon has been lost!

Urist Baggins cancels Sleep: interrupted by Giant Eagle.
Cog Gamgee cancels Sleep: interrupted by Giant Eagle.


What would Urist do upon discovering powered flight?

[Madman198237]

Urist McDaVinci cancels Fly: dangerous terrain.

Urist McDaVinci cancels Dump Item: dangerous terrain

Urist McDaVinci has been found dead.


WWUD with the broken bodies of 20000 elves?

[Eric Blank]

Leave them out for the local necromancer to play with. Regret this later.

Wwud with a single goat and literally nothing else for miles?

[Dragonunion]

Urist cancels job: interrupted by dangerous animal!

WWUD with only a gauntlet against a zombie?

[hops]

Become One Punch Dwarf

WWUD if a horde of fluffy wamblers attacked him?

[pikachu17]

Have a heart attack from sheer cuteness!
WWUD if he was in Order of the Stick?

[hops]

Get turned into a vampire and bring doom to his fortress as the High Priest of Armok.

WWUD if he was a legendary cheesemaker?

[pikachu17]

Get turned into a vampire and bring doom to his fortress as the High Priest of Cheese.
WWUD if he was near Vaarsuvius? (And why is kept being mentioned that people can't tell it's gender? Wasn't it specifically mentioned within the first 200 comics that she is a girl?)

[TD1]

Look at V. Whisper, V is for Vendetta. Then promptly kill her/him.

WWUD in Roshar, the continent Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archives is based on.

[pikachu17]

Drink any alcohol he can find.
WWUD in Russia?

[Eric Blank]

Out drink the russians. Make many enemies.

Wwud with an angry russian?