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Arcvasti

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7230 on: March 08, 2015, 11:56:34 pm »
Be crucified for war crimes after a loyalty cascade.

What would Urist do if civ/fort loyalty worked properly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7231 on: March 09, 2015, 03:03:19 pm »
Betray Dwarven kind for the Elves.
Urist has been exiled!


WWUD if he was exiled.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7232 on: March 09, 2015, 03:04:57 pm »
Come back as necromancer.

WWUD if he was necromancer vampire werewolf (yes I know) zombie disturbed dead axedwarf speardwarf wrestler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7233 on: March 09, 2015, 03:58:15 pm »
Fulfill Armok's tasks whilst breaking the game.

WWUD if he was an Elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7234 on: March 09, 2015, 04:11:45 pm »
Be given a pistol and one bullet.
...Urist. You know what to do with elves.

WWUD if he took a third option?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7235 on: March 10, 2015, 01:50:20 am »
Become a slaughterer of his own people, and ruler of the Dwarves. See also: Cacame Awemedinade.

WWUD if he could mod the raws?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7236 on: March 10, 2015, 01:55:43 am »
Make a race of alien space babes and become their ruler.

WWUD if he WAS the raw files?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7237 on: March 10, 2015, 02:33:51 am »
He would not do anything, because he would lose any intelligence when becoming code.

WWUD if he gained access to all the universe's collective knowledge, and became a potato at the same time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7238 on: March 10, 2015, 04:17:25 pm »
He would become the potato battery that powers the computer that contains all of the universe's collective knowledge

WWUD if he became a sentient potato?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7239 on: March 10, 2015, 04:18:57 pm »
He would do what you just stated, because Urist likes potato batteries for their electrical power.

EDIT: WWUD if he was the victim of a Shia Surprise?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7240 on: March 10, 2015, 04:19:56 pm »
He would

WWUD in any given situation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7241 on: March 10, 2015, 04:22:13 pm »
He would be Urist.

WWUD if you challenged him to a battle?
He would break Urist. Get it? Because it sounds like your wrist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7242 on: March 10, 2015, 05:03:35 pm »
He would choose alkohol as a weapon and drink with you until you die.


WWUD if Spanish Inquisition? Unexpectedly even.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7243 on: March 10, 2015, 05:46:23 pm »
Break out the battleaxes and get to harvesting some blood.

WWUD if Spanish invasion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7244 on: March 10, 2015, 06:01:02 pm »
Go into a martial trance and bite them to death.

WWUD if he became a moist towelette?
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